Irish accent.Delphine wrote:I tried to figure out how the hell you pronounce forty to make it sound like farty and came to the conclusion that Southerners are nuts.
That or it went completely over my head.
A joke
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Well, how are you supposed to pronounce 40?
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Like, you know, four. Rhymes with boar/whore/lore. But with a 'tee' on the end.
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That's retarded.
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That's English.
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Somehow I don't think this conflicts with his earlier reasoning.Delphine wrote:That's English.
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No, I'm English. And so is that English-speaking cat.
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I thought you were British.
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oh no you di'int
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What do you call the space between sled dogs?
Mushroom
Why are bathroom floors good for fighting headaches?
Because there's Tile-on-all.
If a turtle grows their home on their backs, does that make them Shingle-Shelled organisms?
I wanted to own some of the territory in southern Canada but I got Nunavut.
Chimney sweeps are some of the only people who go to work and THEN put on their soot.
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Why are bathroom floors good for fighting headaches?
Because there's Tile-on-all.
If a turtle grows their home on their backs, does that make them Shingle-Shelled organisms?
I wanted to own some of the territory in southern Canada but I got Nunavut.
Chimney sweeps are some of the only people who go to work and THEN put on their soot.
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Why couldn't the doctor help the crow that had a sore throat?
It was a lost caws
And lastly my favorite book, "I poisoned the water supply with mercury" -by Hg wells
It was a lost caws
And lastly my favorite book, "I poisoned the water supply with mercury" -by Hg wells
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Why do narwhals live so far north? For the halibut!
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I ingested a lot of food coloring last week.
Now I feel like I'm dyeing on the inside.
Now I feel like I'm dyeing on the inside.
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How did the amateur dolphin win the international roshambo championship?
He won by a fluke
He won by a fluke