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True, true. It's always best to go cow-tipping during the summer though, there's a bit more light and the cow-pats are usually dry.

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Good lord that is funny......

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You have defaced Patrick Stewart, I'd say get down on your knees and suck my penis, but obviously you'd choke to death just getting past the helmet.

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Post by Baba O'Reily »

YTMNDs are hilarious the first time you see them.

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Omni Hunter wrote:You have defaced Patrick Stewart, I'd say get down on your knees and suck my penis, but obviously you'd choke to death just getting past the helmet.
Patrick Stewart is way too cool to be defaced. Even if I tried, I couldn't. Especially since I too am a Trekkie.

But I can't speak Klingon.

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bIjatlh 'e' yImev o'be'voS!

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It's okay...I already knew you were better than me.

What did you say, anyway?

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"Shut up, bitch!"

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Post by Baba O'Reily »

Omni, go score me a Plexi reissue. If you just float me the amp, I'll do endorsements, I'll spread the word around about what a badass you are and how your cock is so big and it can walk through the door...

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Me? Badass? You must be confused, I'm merely ass.

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We better get pwb in here then.

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Baba O'Reily wrote:and how your cock is so big and it can walk through the door...
With a feeling so pure.

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Light Speed wrote:We better get pwb in here then.
ASS

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oh, it's just ass

carry on, then

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Omni Hunter wrote:"Shut up, bitch!"
And that's why I need to learn Klingon.

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Delphine wrote:
Baba O'Reily wrote:and how your cock is so big and it can walk through the door...
With a feeling so pure.
It's got you coming back for more.

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Heheheh.

"Coming."


(...Wait, didn't someone just make that joke? In this thread?)

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Baba O'Reily wrote:
Delphine wrote:
Baba O'Reily wrote:and how your cock is so big and it can walk through the door...
With a feeling so pure.
It's got you coming back for more.
COOL

IN DENIAAAAL

WE'RE THE CRUEL REGULATORS SMOKING CIGARO CIGARO CIGARRRR

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CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I LOVE MY COCK?
CAN'T YOU SEE THAT YOU LOVE MY COCK?
CAN'T YOU SEE THAT WE LOVE MY COCK?

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We're the regulators that deregulate.

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