Spoiler thread!

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:14 pm

Timestones wrote: Jesus dies.

omfg no way

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:17 pm

You recruit Snowe later. He sucks.
You become exiled from the following:
Razril
That one village from Secret of Mana
You destroy the following places:
The entire world (FF7)
Most major cities (FF9)
That one place with the chickens (Wild Arms)
You're secretly a robot.
The church declares you a heretic.

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:27 pm

Tidus was just a dream.
Auron is long dead.
London is on the other side of the gate.
Hughes fucking dies.
Wednesday is Odin.
Wednesday is Shadow's dad.
Laguna is Squall's dad.
Materia is made from dead people.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:27 pm

So are the fake philosopher stones.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:32 pm

Separatingspoilertagsisfun.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:34 pm

Wolfwood dies.
Knives is Vash's brother.
They're both the same creatures as the ones in the 'plants'.
Asuka's mother was with her all along.
Too bad she gets eaten.
Shinji fucks a clone of his mother.
Evangelion never makes any sense, no matter how hard you try.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:35 pm

Sephiroth is gay.

muke · Post by **muke** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:10 pm

I know who the next pope is

DarkPrime · Post by **DarkPrime** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 7:19 pm

Delphine wrote:You need one hundred ten-leaf clovers and a Talisman of Baio to kill the Hermit.

Oops, wrong forum.

Nah... Just a Crazy Bastard Sword and 1000 turns of Empathy

KOL is awesome, look me up. Send meat :-P

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 7:53 pm

Baba gets props for having played Wild ARMS.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 7:57 pm

I played Wild Arms, plus its first two sequels. I even bothered beating the second one despite the fact that it sucked. Where's my props?

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:07 pm

Green Gibbon! wrote:I played Wild Arms, plus its first two sequels. I even bothered beating the second one despite the fact that it sucked. Where's my props?

Right here. Mad Props, GG!, especially for sticking with WA2. As bad as the game was, I still played through it in the vain belief that it would somehow redeem itself. WA3 held my interest for a while before I just stopped playing, which I was rather bothered by, considering my love of RPGS, Westerns, and the first game in the series. Maybe I'll give it another go sometime down the road.

But yeah, Wild ARMS. Good game. Mad Props.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:34 pm

I think Wild Arms 3 may have been better than the second, and I don't remember especially disliking it while I was actually playing... but one day I quit and just never felt the urge to put it back in. It also occurs to me that I have no further interest in the series, not even the remake of the original.

I feel rather silly using these spoiler tags, now.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:43 pm

Green Gibbon! wrote:I think Wild Arms 3 may have been better than the second, and I don't remember especially disliking it while I was actually playing... but one day I quit and just never felt the urge to put it back in. It also occurs to me that I have no further interest in the series, not even the remake of the original.

I feel rather silly using these spoiler tags, now.

Yeah, considering the developers' other games it appears that Wild ARMS was just a fluke. A good fluke, but a fluke nonetheless.

Also, using spoiler tags when having an actual conversation is probably pretty unnecessary.

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:16 pm

It's kinda funny, though.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:18 pm

Jeffry McWild is gay.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:56 pm

This thread is gay, I like the spoiler tag idea though, thats neat.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:04 am

Mario is gay, Peach is his mum and Luigi his dad.
Bowser is his ex boyfriend who left him for Wario.
Wario isn't gay, he though Bowser was female.
Thus, Wario is dissapointed with continuous anal.
Luigi is also gay, he is secretly having a fling with Toad.
Toad is also having a fling with Peach as he is bisexual.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:24 am

plasticwingsband wrote:
Green Gibbon! wrote:I think Wild Arms 3 may have been better than the second, and I don't remember especially disliking it while I was actually playing... but one day I quit and just never felt the urge to put it back in. It also occurs to me that I have no further interest in the series, not even the remake of the original.

I feel rather silly using these spoiler tags, now.
Yeah, considering the developers' other games it appears that Wild ARMS was just a fluke. A good fluke, but a fluke nonetheless.

Also, using spoiler tags when having an actual conversation is probably pretty unnecessary.

Personally, I thought 3 was better than 2, but I got bored with it. The only one I finished all the way through was the first one, though I'm somewhere with horses on the third.

Psxphile · Post by **Psxphile** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:38 am

Delphine wrote:Hughes fucking dies.

Oh shit. Shouldn't have read that.

WA1 was fun. The other two were fucked over by bad english translation (WA2... did any of you really understand what the hell was going on midway through?) and the Search system (both) which made exploring the overworld too damn tedious.

Post by **Squirrelknight** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:38 am

Red Ring Rico is Dark Falz
Humans are the descendants of the Forerunners.
Hyrule was under the Great Sea the whole time.
The Hamburger shop's son was the one was turning all the food into noodles.
Lavos is responsible for human evolution.
In order to restore his memories, Sora must give up his memories of Namine
Lost Jerusalem is Earth
Steve Zissou loved Owen Wilson's character, even though he knew he wasn't his son.
Hilary Swank gets punched and she lands on a stool and Clint Eastwood puts her out of her misery when she becomes paralyzed.

smiths32 · Post by **smiths32** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:14 am

The Planet of the Apes is actually Earth

Post by **Esrever** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:31 am

Except in the remake.

Gaz · Post by **Gaz** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:32 am

Made you look!

Ash Holt · Post by **Ash Holt** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:04 pm

I'm greased up,I'm gay.
And I'm waiting,for you,to call.