Well shit, man, he wanted us all to be bored to freaking fuck? That explains everything-- he must be the best damned author in the world, 'cause he really achieved his aim.The fact that it can sometimes being boring and a tedious thing to read is the complaint I get the most, but the fact is that's how he meant the books to be.
Well, they did a great job of remaining true to the original books, which means they're pretentious, fanciful, too fucking long and completely incapable of saying anything interesting about anything at all.And how can you not like the movies? That's like a sin or something... I mean, I'm sitting here still trying to think of anything wrong with the movies... I can't. I'm stumped.
And the last Potter book was kinda rubbish, yeah. I think it's 'cause she doesn't get edited anymore. My main issue with Harry Potter is its characters: they all seem to occupy this sort of Enid Blyton universe full of lashings of ginger beer and steak and kidney puddings; a world where peoples' arms can get chopped off but you can't swear about it. Of the three kids, Hermione's the only one with more than two dimensions to her character. Plus she's pretty hot, yeah.
