Sega is fucking up

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:32 pm

It never really occurred to me at the time, and maybe I only notice it now after watching the evolution of computer-generated 3D art, but Claris is fucking stacked. She's only supposed to be 15, right?

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:37 pm

You just noticed? I realized this when I first saw pics of her.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:36 pm

Delphine wrote:
Light Speed wrote:Who is Elliot?
...the kid from <i>NiGHTS: Into Dreams...</i>. You know, blue hair, likes basketball, has a crush on <strike>Reala</strike> Claris?

AHh, didn't know we were mixing universes now. I guess the 'Elliots Dreams' thing should have tipped me off.

Timestones · Post by **Timestones** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:23 pm

Green Gibbon! wrote:It never really occurred to me at the time, and maybe I only notice it now after watching the evolution of computer-generated 3D art, but Claris is fucking stacked. She's only supposed to be 15, right?

I think so. But hey, some girls just develop that way.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:23 pm

I guess she was getting plenty of her estrogen.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:32 pm

It's not unusual for girls to stop developing by 15.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:48 pm

Damn laws.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:48 pm

I hear ya.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:00 pm

I've recently started noticing that 14-16 year old girls breasts are much, much nicer than girls even in their twenties. This observation greatly disturbs me.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:04 pm

They're not nicer than my breasts.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:08 pm

I dunno. I mean, I give your breasts a 9 and a half, but these girls are all. Perky. It's just wrong, man.

Psxphile · Post by **Psxphile** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:14 am

Must be the beef hormones. Some huge government conspiracy to cultivate the <strike>Chicken</strike> Woman of Tommorrow.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:13 am

I wouldn't say 14-16. More like 16-18.

Post by **Esrever** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:46 am

I've noticed it too, Del. There are a few ladies my age who I've seen both when they were in their mid-teens and when they were around 20 or 21, and it is definitely a noticible change... particularly if they were larger to begin with. What is up with that? Is it just gravity? MYSTERIES OF SCIENCE!

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:07 am

I've invented the Washboard-Taft scale for these kinds of delicate measurements:
1 is similar in status to a washboard, 10 is about as stacked as William Taft, the heaviest president-supreme court chief ever.
It's quite fun.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:59 pm

I thought younger was better?...

What?

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 1:14 pm

Boy, it sure the hell always comes back to boobies.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 1:47 pm

You started it.

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:10 pm

Green Gibbon! wrote:Boy, it sure the hell always comes back to boobies.

Only when you're involved, mate.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:16 pm

...I'm perfectly okay with that if you guys are.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 10:06 pm

They're just jealous 'cause I'm the one who thought of it first.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:53 am

Thought of boobies? Don't flatter yourself... if that is even actually flattering.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:52 pm

Nobody like flat boobies.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 5:35 pm

Popcorn does, apparently.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 6:06 pm

I thought Pep was the pedophile. Or does Pep only like the little boys?