And where did those marks on your nipple come from?

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 9:34 am

Animalia
Chordata
Mammalia
Placentals
Primates
Anthropoids
Hominoids
Hominid
Human

Am I right? I said am I right?

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:42 am

I think, Grant, that if you want to be exactly exact and avoid all this, you should say "I don't fuck non-sapients." Therefore you tell us that you do not, say, fuck dogs, and you leave yourself open for hot alien chicks, should that situation ever come up.

Post by **Esrever** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:22 am

And also, men.

You know, just in case. ;)

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:18 pm

Delphine wrote:I think, Grant, that if you want to be exactly exact and avoid all this, you should say "I don't fuck non-sapients." Therefore you tell us that you do not, say, fuck dogs, and you leave yourself open for hot alien chicks, should that situation ever come up.

Huh. Yeah, I really wasn't aware I was posting on a biology forum. My bad! For the benefit of chriscaffee, I will be sure to specify in the future.

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:15 pm

Yes, we wouldn't want every off the cuff remark to turn into a six page argument.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:39 pm

Yeah, back in February I got severely beaten up by a group of about 8 or 9 drunken guys. One of them, essentially the guy who "started" on me for having the audacity to walk to my friend's house, had such a hard time hurting me by headbutting, punching and hair pulling (yes) that he jumped on my back and bit through my jumper, shirt and most of my shoulder. I'm now physically scarred for life.

I later learnt through some friends that he only did it because he was on coke. Well, that's all right then. I also suppose being held by 3 guys, getting kicked in the face, ribs and stomach and being hit by my own skateboard is all a bit of fun in the end, too. I love my neighbourhood.

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:42 pm

Well, that must have been fun.

But on the other hand, scars give you character.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:44 pm

Oh aye, t'was fun for all the family.

But you are right. Scars help you score. Chicks dig scars.

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:46 pm

You can tell them that you got it in the war! As a result of saving some guy's life! And then you'll get teh secks.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:50 pm

I get teh secks anyway, and that's just for being so goddamn fucking cool.

tsuyoshifoxx · Post by **tsuyoshifoxx** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:30 pm

I get teh secks just because girls think it's adorable when I whimper and act all submissive. Then I prove them wrong.
And daytonafathead gets more secks then me (most likely) probably because all the girls think he's so damn cute. Short people have it good.

Post by **Popcorn** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:34 pm

I get teh secks just because girls think it's adorable when I whimper and act all submissive. Then I prove them wrong.

I can't take much more of this guy.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:36 pm

I refuse to believe that someone who abuses the shock emoticon as much as daytona gets any secks at all.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:42 pm

Popcorn wrote:I can't take much more of this guy.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:44 pm

He gets sex; just not from, you know, other people.

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 9:32 pm

In high school, there were cliques. Of course. It's like that everywhere. There were the popular kids, the smart kids, the sports kids, the band fags (a phrase I am allowed to use as I was one), the freaks, the geeks, the nerds, the drama club and their hangers on, and the plain old outsiders who kinda fit in and kinda didn't.

And then there were <i>those</i> kids... the kids no one talked to, because those kids? Were <i>fucked up</i>. The only kids who talked to them were other kids like them.

*looks at daytona and foxx*

Yeah, them.