McDonald's is at it again

One Classy Bloke · Post by **One Classy Bloke** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:10 pm

Doesn't semen have a lot of sugar in it?

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:28 pm

Ask your mom. She'd know.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:29 pm

Yeah, it's apparently got as high a level of glucose as plain sugar. I learnt that from an embarrassing "true story" I read in e-Tales.

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:29 pm

One Classy Bloke wrote:Doesn't semen have a lot of sugar in it?

Er, no. It has a lot of sperm in it, however.

EDIT <a href="http://www.dontspitswallow.com/cum_nutr ... html">Well, golly, it does!</a> Doesn't taste all that spectacular, however.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:33 pm

Depends what the guy eats beforehand.

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 4:16 pm

Quite true.

Boys. Never ever eat asparagus if you would like the girl/boy/misc. about to get on her/his/its knees to ever do it again.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 4:34 pm

I've never understood why any gal (or guy) would want to swallow in the first place.

From my perspective, it doesn't feel any better if I shoot it in her mouth or not. I'm getting off either way. What's the point?

To be honest, it seems pretty degrading to me.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 4:38 pm

Some people like to degrade/be degraded during sex. It's the whole "power" thing.

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 4:38 pm

Well, some guys find it erotic. Some girls, too, actually. And there's less of a mess. The only reason it would be degrading is if you didn't want to and the guy made you, in which case you wonder how said guy forgot that there are teeth in that mouth.

And, yeah, what Zeta said.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 4:49 pm

Wow, this has to be one of the most off-topic convos. led off from the original topic ever. True deviants. >_^

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 4:55 pm

Nah, not really. It could be argued that McDonald's tastes like a shot in the mouth, anyway.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 5:00 pm

Worse.

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 5:03 pm

Now, eating McDonald's food, that's degrading.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 5:05 pm

Amazing Grant wrote:Nah, not really. It could be argued that McDonald's tastes like a shot in the mouth, anyway.

Amazing Grant wrote:McDonald's food is barely a step above eating someone else's excrement.

You called it.

daytonafathead · Post by **daytonafathead** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 6:34 pm

Spazz wrote:
Amazing Grant wrote:Nah, not really. It could be argued that McDonald's tastes like a shot in the mouth, anyway.
Amazing Grant wrote:McDonald's food is barely a step above eating someone else's excrement.
You called it.

But...the breakfast menu!
Usually I eat McDonalds every once in a while in the morning (McMuffin w/sausage), when they have McRibs, and to eat the chicken selects. And there Ice Cream is only $1 for a HUGE cone.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 7:16 pm

only $1 for a HUGE cone

I think the statement stands by itself.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 7:22 pm

Huge cone? It's a shot glass of wafer "filled" with meagre scrapings of frozen milk and recycled chocolate-flavoured* semi-toxic gelatine-based sauce.

*Artificially flavoured.
I'd just like to say I love American food packaging. It really knows how to stamp on children's dreams by alerting parents to the deadly, deadly E-numbers within.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 7:24 pm

I meant its phallic qualities seeing as how we've been talking about shots in the mouth, but that works too.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 7:43 pm

Yeah, I got that too. I was just indicating general disgust at daytonafathead.

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 8:03 pm

daytonafathead wrote:And there Ice Cream is only $1 for a HUGE cone.

"Their", love. And you've obviously never been to a real ice-cream stand. You know, with actual ice cream. From actual milk and actual natural food products that haven't been processed a thousand times over. And actual sugar cones that are actually large, and not made of slightly-edible plastic.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 8:46 pm

Obviously meticulous.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 3:14 pm

Delphine wrote:
daytonafathead wrote:And there Ice Cream is only $1 for a HUGE cone.
"Their", love. And you've obviously never been to a real ice-cream stand. You know, with actual ice cream. From actual milk and actual natural food products that haven't been processed a thousand times over. And actual sugar cones that are actually large, and not made of slightly-edible plastic.

And McDonalds doesn't even use sugar cones!

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 4:09 pm

Double-S- wrote:And McDonalds doesn't even use sugar cones!

*shrug* Like I'd know. The last time I went to McDonalds was in Canada, because they served alcohol and weren't checking IDs. I chickened out before I got ahold of the wine, however. And my memory is spotty, so it might not even have been a McD's.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 4:18 pm

I went to McDonalds in Canada. Motherfuckers wouldn't give me a banana shake. I probably said something loud and anti-French. Those were the days.

Post by **Esrever** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:45 pm

Our McDonalds used to have pizza!