Someone help me

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:22 pm

I brought you into this world, and I can TAKE YOU OUTTA IT!

I HATE YOU! I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME!!! I HATE MY LIFE!!! *screams*
~Neo

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:36 pm

BUT SHE SLEPT WITH JOEY!

She . . . WHAAAAAT?!

I HATE YOU! I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME!!! I HATE MY LIFE!!! *screams*

As long as you live in MY HOUSE, you'll live by MY RULES!

See, now who says that gay people can't be parents? I've got this thing DOWN.

On the other hand, I REALLY don't want children. And gay men who adopt MALE children are mincing, boy-hungry, peadophiles.

And if they adopt a FEMALE child, well - nobody can come up with an obvious possibility from that situation - that's just wrong on principle.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:38 pm

...Ew.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:47 pm

Light Speed wrote:IT'S JUST A LITTLE POT!

That is the most hilarious PSA ever, if you're quoting what I think you are.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:07 pm

When you find losers who are burned out on pot, I usually find that the pot is a symptom of a larger overall problem, rather the cause. :p

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:09 am

From heartache to humour in 2 pages. I love you guys :)

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:02 am

Is this the group hug part? I was never comfortable in those situations.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:41 am

If you like. :)

Post by **Segaholic2** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:46 am

By "group hug" he really means "circle jerk".

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:05 pm

Still not complaining...

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:37 pm

Wowsers. I'm contaigious!

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:53 pm

I'm not good with group hugs. I'm the guy that always sneezes, and everyone else has to brush their shoulders off.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:26 pm

By "group hug" he really means "circle jerk".

We need a target, though, and I think Pep's tired of being the bukkake bitch.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:56 pm

Dude, it's your turn and you know it.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:30 pm

I think you just volunteered yourself. That's great, because now nobody has any excuse to miss.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:29 pm

ZING!

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:54 pm

Amazing Grant wrote:
Light Speed wrote:IT'S JUST A LITTLE POT!
That is the most hilarious PSA ever, if you're quoting what I think you are.

I was quoting that door slamming PSA that really didn't make much sense. And even if it did make sense, wouldn't the kid hear them yelling and slamming the door? I think so.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:02 pm

Have you heard the PSAs that talk about shaking babies? Those are comedy gold, my friend.

Of course, it could just be my sense of humor, which tends to have a predilection towards dead baby jokes.

I'm not very popular at baby showers.

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:56 am

What's worse than finding four dead babies in a trash can?

Finding one dead baby in four trash cans.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 10:38 am

Man, I've got millions of these. A couple of my favorites:

What's red, brown and bubbly and claws at the glass?

A baby in a microwave.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How'd the dead baby cross the road?

It was nailed to the chicken.

And this is the one that usually doesn't go over well with pregnant mothers...

What's red, sticky and crawls up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

You know, the title of this thread has been perverted but it still applies. I really do need help, I think. Just a different kind.

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 12:09 pm

You're not the only one who needs help, because that last one is one of my favorites.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 2:27 pm

You know, the title of this thread has been perverted but it still applies. I really do need help, I think. Just a different kind.

o.o I know now that I'd rather talk about my cold-as-ice ex girlfriend than this...can't we just have that circle jerk after all?

Kneel down, Del.

aso · Post by **aso** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 2:31 pm

Where did some of these jokes come from? Is there some grand archive in a book or on a website I have yet to be clued onto? Those who lack the funnies need the help!

Post by **Segaholic2** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 2:47 pm

<A HREF="http://www.google.com">Google</A>.

aso · Post by **aso** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 2:51 pm

I'm dumb.

Kind of surprised it wasn't the other Google link.