So whats in your game console(s)?

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 7:13 pm

Incidentally, does anyone know J.C.'s true gender? Anyone?

J.C.14: The GHZ's version of It's Pat!

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 7:23 pm

I think JC is actually Oscar. Of "Artemis's Lover" fame.

For those who are lucky to not know who this person is, he's the author of the worst piece of fanfiction in the history of the internet.

Now pause for a second and really consider just how horrible something would have to be to gain that title - and you still wouldn't even be close.

This guy wrote a Sailor Moon self-insert story in which he made himself a hermaphrodite super-saiyan who has sex with the talking, MALE cat from Sailor Moon.

That sounds just like J.C.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 8:28 pm

Further proof there is no god.

aso · Post by **aso** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 8:55 pm

Oh, Jesus. I just had to look that up. The first few paragraphs were more than enough.

Although... a male with a penis and a vagina? Just how impossible is that? There are female hermaphrodites, yes, but male ones...?

Lakwren · Post by **Lakwren** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:06 pm

What the hell? I have never read anything so fucked up like that before.

No wonder J.C. chose that name. I have never read any posts that were as fucked up as his.

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:35 pm

GOOD GOD! Those descritption made me NOT want to read it...
~Neo

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:53 pm

Amazing Grant wrote:Incidentally, does anyone know J.C.'s true gender? Anyone?

More importantly: who cares?

Zeta wrote:I think JC is actually Oscar. Of "Artemis's Lover" fame.

GODDAMNIT! I'd succesfully purged that thing from my brain and you BROUGHT IT UP! Why? WHY?! *sobs*

J.C.14 · Post by **J.C.14** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 12:43 am

Oh, believe it or not, Delphine knows more than she's letting out...she is my creator, I was her science project to create a new gender, for some...class thing, she then threw me out because I was annoying her, Then I had a horrible time surviving until I found the INTERNET!!!

then I found Delphine again on this board, I wonder if she'll take me back...of course, remember don't say "Delphine wants J.C. to die" or the worst possible thing could happen to me

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 2:31 pm

Again...
<img src="http://www.livaudaisnet.com/Cory/stfukid.jpeg">
I love using these

J.C.14 · Post by **J.C.14** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:14 pm

Spazz wrote:Again...
<img src="http://www.livaudaisnet.com/Cory/stfukid.jpeg">
I love using these

What's with the blood on the cheek, I think you're just getting pictures from movies and add STFU, I bet the child is trying to open his hand.

Waaa, Waaaa, Waaa, Waaa, Waaa, Waa

WhoopA · Post by **WhoopA** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:15 pm

You're being given free advice. Take it.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 6:42 pm

It is face paint ya dumbass.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:21 pm

Why would I even bother to go through the trouble of taking pictures and adding "STFU" to them just for you? Buttmunch.

Maybe if we just ignore it it'll go away?

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 8:04 pm

Spazz wrote:Buttmunch.

Aha...ha...

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 9:35 pm

Spazz wrote:Maybe if we just ignore it it'll go away?

NO SHIT REALLY WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 9:41 pm

Sega Genesis: Empty
32x: Empty
Dreamcast: Phantasy Star Online Version 2
Xbox: Empty (Most Recently: PSOEpI&II)

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 9:50 am

Now that she/he changed his/her avatar, it became more difficult to know. Puxa vida...

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:43 pm

Delphine wrote:NO SHIT REALLY WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT.

I actually have been trying to resist, but obviously this isn't normal stupidity, it's much worse. It actually seems like it's getting more retarded each day, and that makes it hard to contain the pent up rage against the sheer inanity that makes you wonder "How can someone be such a huge dumbass?"
Anyway, it's been obviously pointless that it's too brain damaged to take a hint so, there's no point in bitching about it anymore.
Everyone, just laugh at its stupidity.

smiths32 · Post by **smiths32** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 4:06 pm

Hi-a everybody!

It's update time!

Mega Drive: Empty: the Mega CD doesn't turn on otherwise
Mega CD: Sega Classics, soon to be replaced with Sonic CD.

Everything else is the same.

Everyone, just laugh at its stupidity

Mwa hah, you're stupid!

J.C.14 · Post by **J.C.14** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 5:52 pm

I did not change my avatar...oh, wait! well, Sonic is very sexy

and so is Amy

*pictures were found from Team Artail, I did not draw them*

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 7:08 pm

*pictures were found from Team Artail, I did not draw them*

Get the Fuck out.

...seriously.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:12 pm

I hope whoever drew that Sonic picture burns in hell.

aso · Post by **aso** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:48 pm

Replaying Silent Hill on the PS! I've forgotten just how weird 'n twisted the middle half of the game is. Unfortunately, a few of the puzzles are still annoying as hell. Ah well.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 10:09 pm

Segaholic2 wrote:I hope whoever drew that Sonic picture burns in hell.

SoniTweek

And I never took the picture as sexy. Cute, as in somewhat adorable but not sexy which proves J.C. would like nothing but to shag all cartoon hedgehogs regardless of gender.

S/He really is the new Oscar.

P.S. Artemis' Lover should only be viewed in its MSTied format as reading it un-riffed may cause convultions in the reader.

P. P. S. Some of Gonterman's fanfics are even worse than Oscar's.

aso · Post by **aso** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 10:23 pm

Uh oh. I knew Gonterman was going to be mentioned at some point. He's still doing comics, as far as I know...

(But not fanfics.)

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