Dear Fucking God - Someone Stop Ken Penders

WhoopA · Post by **WhoopA** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 1:36 pm

Meh. Episode 2 boils down to two hours of nothing leading up to Yoda with a lightsaber.

And the fight was only "meh."

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:08 pm

I've already stated how much Anakin annoyed the living hell out of me. The guy has terrible issues and he just whines throughout the entire movie. He's like an angst Tidus which makes it even worse.

I hate now Lucas can't even handle his own characters. What should be a deep and affecting religious conflict that drives a man insane has been trivialized into a horny teenager childishly mewling about wanting to drive the car and fuck and older woman. ARRGH!

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 6:51 pm

...and killing sand people. Sand women and children, too. Can't forget the women and children. Can't say that enough. Nosiree.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:40 am

...and killing sand people. Sand women and children, too. Can't forget the women and children. Can't say that enough. Nosiree.

Meh. We didn't get to see it. So I kind of suspect Anakin actually had a temper-tantrum, wailed, kicked some sand at some Tusken Raiders, waved his lightsaber around, and then ran off into the desert to sulk for a while.

Or at least that's the image I'm getting from Hayden's irritating performance.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 5:45 pm

Dash wrote:You know, George Lucas and Ken Penders(as they are now, anyway) strike me as the kind of people who would say "My work isn't for the critics"

**wishes he could find that Penny Arcade strip**

Here you go.

And for the record, I've always thought that Boba Fett was over-rated. I mean, he doesn't even do anything cool.

Han Solo's the shit, though.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 5:51 pm

And for the record, I've always thought that Boba Fett was over-rated. I mean, he doesn't even do anything cool.

Han Solo's the shit, though.

Boba Fett was the shit because he caught Han. He bartered with the darkest jedi in the universe for what he wanted, and really came out on top... untill he fell in George Lucas' sarlaac/Freudian pit.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 6:02 pm

Maybe, but he still only had like 10 minutes of screen time, if that. I just don't know how someone like that goes on to have such a huge fan-base when we don't actually even see him do much.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 6:31 pm

^To that fan-base, outwitting one of the most badass characters in Star Wars history is good enough. I think it also comes from certain Star Wars novels(that are not part of Lucas cannon) where he survives the Sarlaac pit, escape and does stuff. *shrugs*

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