The Next Sonic Story

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 12:16 am

In New Orleans, if you show people your coup de tats at Mardi Gras, you get beads!

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 9:20 am

Regardless if you're male or female.

Sonniku The Battousai · Tue Jun 29, 2004 1:26 pm

Delphine wrote:Sonniku's spelling mistakes make the baby Sonic cry.

In the words of a wise and drunken elf: Esccuuuuuuuuuse me, but I can't spell french words to save my life.

and thus I finish my void of murder...

Shadow - Think Shinobi and Nightshade mixed with Enter The Matrix, only a tad more easier and more longer levels; Rouge is partner (flying, escape assist) for most of the time, but some levels go solo. 7 levels, 2 acts each. After SH, Shadow really didn't give a damn about his identity so he went to live in the slums of Station Square. Umm...not much is gonna be revealed about what happens the time between (a solo game will do that), but he gets a new look, new powers and is now a vigilante, fighting injustice everywhere. While breaking off a drug ring, he finds some interesting info about Eggman's past...and perhaps keys to his existance. This will finally bring The Ultimate Life-Form arc full circle and Shadow will meet his predecesor...but not in the way people expect. He is the first person to fight actual human beings (you fight them as Team Sonic too): They cannot be destroyed, only stunned and they get back up after resting. Fights Super Metal Sonic in final, Fights BioChaos with 7 chaos, Fights G.U.N w/ 7 chaos and all mission complete. 7 chaos opens up Super Shadow for all levels, but only lasts if you have rings. Moves include: Slide combo, Homing Attack, Chaos Spear, Spin Drive, Double Kick, Jet Boost, Triangle Jump, Dark Dash, Chaos Control (fast forward, stop, slow), Chaos Inferno (Boss), Air Rocket (flaming), Chaos Spark (bubble), Upper Combo (Rouge), Battle Combo (Omega).

Rouge: Stealth action; has no partners. 4 levels, 1 act each. Rouge was trying to steal some riches from an underworld kingpin, but arrives to see the buliding in ruins, curtosy of Shadow. While allowed to steal the money, Shadow tells Rouge to work with him to get rid of some shady orginazations, promising her she can steal their cash. Along the way, she gets involved in the main plot and she finally confesses her love to Knuckles. Faces Knuckles in sub-final, Alpha in final. Moves include: Kick, Flying, Sneak, Hanging, Sidle, Crawl, Black Wave, Charm Ray, and Stun Blaster.

Espio: Think Ninja Gaiden only not that hard. 7 levels, 1 act each. Switches between Charmy (flying, teleport) and Vector (projectile, attack). While investegating a case for a client, Chaotix catch a glimpse of Mighty, whom they haven't seen in years. Forsaking their case, they go after their long-lost comrade. Espio is the point man beacause of his speed and fighting abilities. They will be the first to discover Alpha's true identity. Fights Mighty in sub-final, then Metal Sonic in final. Moves include: Shurikens, Ninja combos, Leaf Swirl, Invisibility, Wall and Ceiling run, Cling, Kodachis, Flame Scroll (flaming), Water Scroll (bubble), Chaotix Recital (Boss), Ninja Vanish (Charmy), Explosive Shuriken (Vector).

and so finally, the endings:

-Sonic finally learns his origin...and goes on suicide run against Eggman; Don't worry, he fakes his death and keeps wandering.

-Tails learns of a ktisune colony hidden on Westside Island and wonders if his parents are alive.
-Amy starts flirting with Shadow, but to no avail

So after demanding an answer, all she gets from Sonic is...a kiss. Then he goes after Eggman.
-Knuckles beats the Master Emerald and finally is revealed his true purpose...and he quits his job and heads off with Rouge. Now he waits one final bout with Sonic.
-The real Shadow is dead and the new guy is a clone. But hearing this only makes Shadow more pissed, and using video footage, showed the world the truth about the incident 50 years ago. Now with his past gone, his enemies captured and his future undecided, Shadow returns to his home.
-Cream helps the Chao, but gets grounded by Gmel and her mom.

-Espio finds out that Mighty has gone insane and sends him to an asylum. The Chaotix also finds that Ray and Mighty were 2 of the subjects experimented by Eggman in the 80's, but were failed experiments and have llimited lapses of insanity once in awhile. Tragically, Ray commited suicide many years earlier. Hmm...then who was the winning experiment?
-Rouge is now very rich but decides to spend her days with Knuckles.

and as for the true ending...you gotta PM me for that.

Oh well..I'm done. hope you enjoy.

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 1:39 pm

Sonniku The Battousai wrote:In the words of a wise and drunken elf: Esccuuuuuuuuuse me, but I can't spell french words to save my life.

Or English words, either.

Sonniku The Battousai · Tue Jun 29, 2004 2:09 pm

Delphine wrote:
Sonniku The Battousai wrote:In the words of a wise and drunken elf: Esccuuuuuuuuuse me, but I can't spell french words to save my life.
Or English words, either.

Whatever...if you escuse me, me, Sonic, and Link are gonna party.

Link: SHAAAAAAA!!!

Ok fine, you can get first dibs on the keg

Sonic: Yo where the hell is the hookers?

THEY'RE COMING ALREADY! GOD!

Owen Axel · Post by **Owen Axel** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 2:13 pm

I was gonna say "Hey, give the guy a break, eh?"

But after that last bit I'm more concerned with the important task of cleaning out the dirt underneath my fingernails with a penknife.

Sonniku The Battousai · Tue Jun 29, 2004 2:20 pm

Owen Axel wrote:I was gonna say "Hey, give the guy a break, eh?"

But after that last bit I'm more concerned with the important task of cleaning out the dirt underneath my fingernails with a penknife.

Thanks for the support, Owen. Btw, when you said "eh?", does that mean you're from Canada? Do You know Wolverine?!

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 2:57 pm

I think you should stop talking. Just a bit of friendly advice.

The Noid · Post by **The Noid** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 1:20 am

R.I.P. Ray and his alcoholic rampages. We'll miss ya, buddy.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 12:29 pm

Sonniku The Battousai wrote:Shadow really didn't give a damn about his identity so he went to live in the slums of Station Square ... he gets a new look, new powers and is now a vigilante, fighting injustice everywhere. While breaking off a drug ring...

Clearly, someone forgot that we're talking about Sonic games, not retarded fanfics that no one gives a damn about.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 12:46 pm

Good lord, man, you actually <i>read</i> that drivel? Is your brain still intact?

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 2:19 pm

Well, you know, I skimmed through it a bit as I was scrolling past and some of the retardedness jumped out at me.

It's actually pretty hilarious, in an unintentional way. I love how he tries to prove he's not a kid by suggesting this retarded-beyond-belief "edgy" or "grown-up" story. I was expecting him to mention that Sonic and Amy should start graphically fucking on screen while Shadow battles the drug ring and Rouge dabbles in prostitution. Jesus fucking Christ, I feel stupider just having typed that.

Oh, but hey, if you can't wait for the thrilling conclusion, PM Sonniku The Battousai ASAP!!!!!

PS: Sonniku, the post where you talk to yourself as fictional video game characters frightened your mother.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 2:21 pm

Amazing Grant wrote:Jesus fucking Christ

Oh, so that is what the 'H' stands for.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 2:24 pm

According to rapper MC Paul Barman, the H stands for "Holy Crap." Probably followed by ones and exclamation marks.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 2:28 pm

No, the 'H' stands for Harley. Jesus Harley Christ. You know, like the motorcylce.

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 3:31 pm

I didn't know that. I allways said "Jesus F Christ!". At least there's never any confusion as to what the F means.

Sonniku The Battousai · Wed Jun 30, 2004 3:53 pm

Amazing Grant wrote:Well, you know, I skimmed through it a bit as I was scrolling past and some of the retardedness jumped out at me.

It's actually pretty hilarious, in an unintentional way. I love how he tries to prove he's not a kid by suggesting this retarded-beyond-belief "edgy" or "grown-up" story. I was expecting him to mention that Sonic and Amy should start graphically fucking on screen while Shadow battles the drug ring and Rouge dabbles in prostitution. Jesus fucking Christ, I feel stupider just having typed that.

Oh, but hey, if you can't wait for the thrilling conclusion, PM Sonniku The Battousai ASAP!!!!!

PS: Sonniku, the post where you talk to yourself as fictional video game characters frightened your mother.

Hmm...so you come from Ohio? Maybe I should I pay a visit to your mother...I'm sure we can have lovely conversation with my mac-knive

Does that sentence piss you off? Make you feel angry or at least a little disturbed? Rset assured, I would never do anything like that to you or any of our relations, but then again this is the internet...you can never know

Just a point: Think before you say anything YOU FUCKING FARTKNOCKER!!

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 3:53 pm

"Christ on a bike" is a favourite of mine.

Owen Axel · Post by **Owen Axel** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 4:54 pm

Guy pours his imaginations out for cheers, and all he gets is trash...

Another valuable life-lesson learned. Now let's just hope the agitation he feels at this moment serves to give him pause before posting in the future.

Godspeed, Sonniku!

Post by **Segaholic2** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 9:39 pm

Hey, look! Sonniku's our first Douche Bag! Congratulations, you suck!

Post by **Squirrelknight** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 10:25 pm

Sonniku The Battousai wrote: Think before you say anything YOU FUCKING FARTKNOCKER!!

Wow, with a clever insult like "fartknocker", everyone must've been crazy to insult your obviously massive intellect...

Hahahahahaha, what a douche bag.

Post by Bo » Wed Jun 30, 2004 11:18 pm

I like it to be Jesus <a href="http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1 ... Haploid</a> Christ.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 12:10 am

What does a fartknocker even mean? How do you knock farts? You can't knock on gas.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 12:31 am

You have to condense it and then freeze it first.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 8:01 am

Don't you watch the Olympics?

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