I will be attending E3 this year.

Gaz · Post by **Gaz** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:26 am

Can you steal one of the demos disks like those guys who stole the MGS3 demo last year?

Koosh Koosh! · Post by **Koosh Koosh!** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:57 am

Steal the Gem Collection promo plz.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:26 am

Fuck it, take any giant Sonic models too. I need something to make my front garden look more interesting.

Seymour · Post by **Seymour** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 8:56 am

Steal the Shadow the Hedgehog demo.

I KEED I KEED

Post by **Squirrelknight** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:28 am

Steal Yuji Naka. He's Japanese, so he's small and compact. It shouldn't be too hard to stuff him inside a tote bag of some kind.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:18 am

I'll just steal the entire building.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:02 pm

Martyr yourself by taking the entire Shadow the Hedgehog team and any evidence of it's exstance with you to Kingdom Come in the form of high explosives.

HI MR FBI MAN!

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:36 pm

Seconded.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:47 pm

I ain't no martyr, especially not for Sonic Team.

If you want someone to be a martyr for the Blue Blur, you're gonna need some who takes Sonic very seriously and has won countless intarweb debates. Therefor, I think it's only right that Final_Cosmos_The_Ultra_Cockfag does it.

Godspeed, FCTUC!

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:49 pm

Seconded.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:53 pm

I agree. Also, show everyone your mad breakdancing skills.

Gaz · Post by **Gaz** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:58 pm

plasticwingsband wrote:If you want someone to be a martyr for the Blue Blur, you're gonna need some who takes Sonic very seriously and has won countless intarweb debates. Therefor, I think it's only right that Final_Cosmos_The_Ultra_Cockfag does it.

That guys a moron! Here's something he recently posted on GameFAQs

Cosmos_Faggot wrote:So to all the n00bs and people who haven't be following the Sonic series since June 23, 1991 please shut up. No more of this garage. I've only heard you n00bs flame towards reasonable and understandable complaints.

So there you have it. According to him if you haven't followed the Sonic series since it began you're a n00b so enough of the "garage"!

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:00 pm

Baba O'Reily wrote:I agree. Also, show everyone your mad breakdancing skills.

Seconded.

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:02 pm

Final_Cosmos_The_Ultra

I love people like this. He's like Gonterman, only about half as endurable.

Gonterman?

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:59 pm

-wyvern wrote:Gonterman

WHY MUST YOU SAY THAT NAME WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Seymour · Post by **Seymour** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:06 pm

GONTERMANIA!

Koosh Koosh! · Post by **Koosh Koosh!** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:10 pm

That site needs updating.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:35 pm

"Cartoonist"? He should be sued under the Trade Descriptions Act.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:49 pm

Seymour wrote:GONTERMANIA!

Ghettochip, if you are ever to escape this training program, you are never to mention his name ever again in my presence.

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:59 am

Sorry... Why is it I can never post links that don't result in embarrasment and threats of violence?

Post by **Segaholic2** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:11 am

Who is Gonterman?

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:33 am

You are better off not knowing.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:48 am

LOL I AM FUNY I MAEK COMIC TO MAEK FUN OF SEGAS.

Is that about right? I got to page 1 of the first comic and died a thousand deaths, so I may be missing some finer detail.

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:24 am

Gonterman is an extremely egotistical, narcissistic, racist, truly bizzare creature whose lack of aptitude for anything is apparently boundless. He writes horrible fanfics about various unsuspecting anime series, usually featuring an obvious self-inserted character who saves the day/girl/world in a heroic fashion, and when he is ostracised by the community he usually draws hate comics about them getting roboticised. It's all in the faq. And believe me, you will die a thousand deaths if you read his work.

End of discussion. Before Del lynches me.

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:32 am

He wrote Sonic fic in which he was a human who became some roboticized skunk thing. Or something. It was painful.

And why would I lynch you? I want to lynch HIM.