We Wish You a Merry Jingly!

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:54 pm

Well, Baba hasn't been around. If Baba and Fox meet, we might have a love conneciton on our hands! ; - )

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:56 pm

I think Baba can do a lot better.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:17 am

Okay, I did it.

daytonafathead and tsuyoshifoxx have been douched. Congratulations to the both of them.

However, as with all Douche Bag cases, it is completely reversible if the members in question can prove that they can actually be intelligent contributing posters. Not that I'm holding my breath in anticipation or anything; I'm just saying. While I'm at it, let's review a couple happy guideline suggestions for the magical fun land of the internet (this is targeted mainly at a couple very special people who know who they are).

Sure, you're proud of your sexual orientation. Guess what: Nobody else cares. I think that pretty much everyone here is very tolerant of different viewpoints (hey, I'm a conservative Christian), and that's great. You're straight, gay, bi, furry, necrophile, whatever floats your boat. We don't really want or need to know. It is totally unnecessary upon your arrival to announce to everyone that you like to masturbate to pictures of animals or cars or Japanese schoolgirls getting raped by tentacles. Too much information, y'know? And don't crucify yourself as some sort of savior messiah for everyone with your sexual orientation. That's not a problem with everyone else's attitudes towards you, that's a problem with you taking too much offense at everything because for some reason you think everyone hates you and is out to get you. We're not going to persecute you for who you are, unless you're some kind of dumbass that can't get into your head the fact that nobody wants to hear how we all need to treat you and everyone like you. Get off the high horse, because nobody wants to hear the sermon. This is a forum for discussing anything from games to international politics. Taking every little ambiguous comment and making it about you and your rights is very selfish and distracting for everyone else, and nobody wants to put up with that crap. Kindly take your head out of your ass and start thinking with your brain for a change.

Next point: The only thing we discriminate against here at the GHZ is stupidity. I think this one speaks for itself.

That's it. I'm leaving the topic open, because it's actually relevant. So read this post, learn from it, then ignore it and reply to the original topic if you have something to say.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:21 am

Sure, you're proud of your sexual orientation. Guess what: Nobody else cares. I think that pretty much everyone here is very tolerant of different viewpoints (hey, I'm a conservative Christian), and that's great. You're straight, gay, bi, furry, necrophile, whatever floats your boat. We don't really want or need to know.

Nobody seems to have a problem with Zeta or Baba, or even Knight's obsession with that Japanese singer girl.

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:24 am

Yeah, I think you're being a little harsh. They're nowhere near as annoying as JC14 or Sonnikku.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 6:50 am

Delphine wrote:I think Baba can do a lot better.

Please, you think I have that much self esteem?

smiths32 · Post by **smiths32** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:34 am

-wyvern wrote:Yeah, I think you're being a little harsh. They're nowhere near as annoying as JC14 or Sonnikku.

Sorry but the mob has spoken.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:19 pm

I dunno, I think NT was being a little harsh about some of that stuff. None of it really applies to me either way though so I don't really care.

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:56 pm

Segaholic2 wrote:Sure, you're proud of your sexual orientation. Guess what: Nobody else cares. I think that pretty much everyone here is very tolerant of different viewpoints (hey, I'm a conservative Christian), and that's great. You're straight, gay, bi, furry, necrophile, whatever floats your boat. We don't really want or need to know.

OMG UR OPRESSING ME U <strike>RACIST</strike>BIGOT

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:03 pm

You're straight, gay, bi, furry, necrophile, whatever floats your boat. We don't really want or need to know.

I think you just invoked something evil, Nate. We've had everyone of those but necrophilac. We were enjoying the deadfucking free zone, but now that you've pointed it out -

It's only a matter of time.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:14 pm

I dunno, I think NT was being a little harsh about some of that stuff. None of it really applies to me either way though so I don't really care.

I agree with you, LS. Neither Zeta or Baba - if that's who NT was implying, which was the impression that I (and the posters above me) got - have done anything even remotely douche worthy. I know Nate wasn't saying they have, either; but he was saying to maybe tone it down a little. Which is debatable.

Personally, I don't think either of them crusade their cause or situation any more than anyone else, if at all. Does Zeta mention his sexuality any more than The Doc mentions his weight? Or chriscaffee mentions something with guns? Or j-man mentions his girlfriend? Or Delphine mentions j-man?

You get my point. Almost all of the posters here find some sort of gimmick and it sticks with them. That's the only "problem" I can see with Zeta and/or Baba O'Reily; that they've created identities out of their sexual preferences. I don't see anything wrong with it. And I certainly can't think of any specific examples where either of the two have turned a thread upside down because of their agenda.

Anyway, I'm not worried that either of the posters I mentioned are even near "douching". You're not that kind of moderator, NT, and those that have been douched really worked for it. daytonafathead's was a long time coming. I just thought I'd offer a rebuttal to your warning post.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:15 pm

Zeta and Baba were NOT who I was implying! I was talking about that tsuyoshifoxx dude and his weird friend. Gheesh, do I have to spell everything out for you people?

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:17 pm

Okay. Well, it didn't come off that way.

Especially since those two have just been given the douche treatment!

Post by **Segaholic2** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:18 pm

Well, I guess. I gave them the douche treatment because they deserved it, and then I was kind enough to give them some suggestions on how to reverse the decision, if they still want to post here.

EDIT: Zeta and Baba are totally cool by me.

EDIT2: I apologize to Zeta and Baba if that's the impression they got as well. And I don't apologize to daytonafathead or tsuyoshifoxx, so don't ask.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:45 pm

Truth be told, I did kind of wonder if you were talking about me n' Baba and to a lesser extent - Del in your post. But I shrugged it off. But thanks for the clarification. And thanks to AG for sticking up for me. Even though I guess he didn't have to.

* * *

OK - seriousness over. While we're on the topic of Christmas, anyone want to do a sketch on how Santa Claus would be different if he employed Middle-Earth elves to work at the North Pole?

Elf: "Lo! Great Red Gift Giver! This antique humanoid facsimile of a small child was crafted in the heart of Torgorth's workshop! Using the hair of a unicorn, the sould of Grimlefter (slayer of the Orcish Queen), and the artistry of Starseeker - princess of Lonson Mountain! I bequeeth it upon these to pass ON! TO LITTLE SUSZIE JENKINS! I call it "Ms. Pee-pee Pants"! Daughter of Arelia! Light of Ascheron! BRINGER OF HOOOOPE!"

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 3:32 pm

Zeta wrote:
You're straight, gay, bi, furry, necrophile, whatever floats your boat. We don't really want or need to know.
I think you just invoked something evil, Nate. We've had everyone of those but necrophilac. We were enjoying the deadfucking free zone, but now that you've pointed it out -

It's only a matter of time.

Personal fetishes aside, I will resort to singing 'Lookin' for a Heartbeat' whenever a necro posts in the same topic as myself.
Also... People sticking up for my slightly misaligned habits? I'm touched.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 3:58 pm

Or Delphine mentions j-man?

I have a fan club!

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:56 pm

I think a club implies 2 or more people. Spazz, dictionary.com that shit.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 6:34 pm

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 8:44 pm

Amazing Grant wrote:Or Delphine mentions j-man?

SHUTUP I CAN HAVE AN INTERNET CRUSH IF I WANT TO OK

Post by **Segaholic2** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 8:45 pm

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:19 am

Ruh-roh.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:49 am

#o_o#

...so, uh...how about them Jets, huh?

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 11:16 am

Pubescence levels are off the charts!

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 11:51 am

Dont worry, I can only handle one ridiculously long distance relationship at a time. :P