Let's just say the Sonic world was real.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 5:44 pm

That milk is diseased.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 5:47 pm

Sure they haven't invented pasteurization yet, but we haven't invented masks that can change you into a tree yet, so we're even.

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 7:44 pm

OMG ITS DEKU NOT TREE GETIT RIGHT.

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 8:36 pm

Twinkle Park, no question.
~Neo

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:30 pm

Let's just say the Sonic world was real.

Let's not.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:55 pm

DUUUHR, LOCIT DOESN'T WANNA PLAY WITH ME! I'M SO SAD! SO DEPRESSED!

I'm so sad, I forgot to castrate myself and jump off a cliff. *rolls eyes*

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:07 pm

According to your own words, castrating yourself would be redundant.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:09 pm

I never said that. Basically, I said that if I were to castrate myself, I wouldn't be using, say, a steak knife like most other people. A Swiss army knife would be more appropos.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:34 pm

Why would the girls by the pool want to sleep with you?

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:40 pm

Their only other alternative is Sonic. And he has no wang at all.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:43 pm

What about all those other guys walking around Station Square?

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:49 pm

They're not even enough man for ME! Have you seen these shitstinks?

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:18 pm

You know, not having Sonic furry porn posted after my comment has suddnely made me realize the suspicious lack of Baba in the past week or so.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:26 pm

I've noticed that too, Zeta, and it saddens me.

There can only be three possible explanations for his absence:

a) He's dead.

b) He's forsaken us!

c) He's at a furry convention, possibly fucking animals (EDIT: specifically, non-sapients).

THEY ARE THE ONLY CHOICES.

Post by **Esrever** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:30 pm

CLEARLY.

Man, I would go to the Casino Night Zone. Home of the world's easiest slot machines, baby!

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:51 pm

I actually used to think about this alot. I'd go to that one Special Stage from Sonic CD, I think it's the third or fourth one, where it's all dark and there are like these glowing buildings or something in a rocky bay.

My next choice would be Spring Yard, because it's desolate and cool. I kind of don't think that was the original intent back in 1991, but that's always the vibe I got from it, and well, I diggit.

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:13 pm

Amazing Grant wrote:(EDIT: specifically, non-sapients).

LMAOplane

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:49 pm

I'd go to anywhere that they were growing marijuana...Angel Island probably, considering Knuckles is such a badass thug rasta G mofo' from Compton/Jamaica. Failing that, any of the Casino levels so I could gamble away floating rings for extra lives.

Psxphile · Post by **Psxphile** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:00 pm

I'd go to anywhere that they were growing marijuana...Angel Island probably, considering Knuckles is such a badass thug rasta G mofo' from Compton/Jamaica.

He's all about saving "the flower".

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:23 pm

It certainly explains why he's always sleeping on the job and letting Eggrobo, Rouge, Eggman, and Metal Sonic steal the Master Emerald.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:26 pm

Green Gibbon! wrote:I actually used to think about this alot.

Heh heh.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:31 pm

Well, you've all softened my heart with your talk of marijuana and furries. I would go to the GHZ, because I live in Texas I never see truly green grass unless rich white guys are playing golf on it. Thus, the idea of naturally green grass (rather than the coarse dead stuff I'm used to) always appealed to me. Plus checkered dirt. That was so darn cool.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:32 pm

What part of Texas are you from? I see green grass every day.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:38 pm

I meant in more along the lines of seeing it in vast expanses without the sounds of cars whizzing by. I'm from Dallas, where pollution has caused the tides of the Trinity to wash a great multitude of plastic bags up onto the surrounding areas. Admittedly front yards are green, but those grand expanses of uninterrupted green always got to me.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 7:23 am

Oh, so you're one of those faggily field-skipping Texas dreamers.

Explains a lot, actually...