Stop Flashimation!

Psxphile · Post by **Psxphile** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:53 pm

Zeta wrote:I hate the way Static's electricity can do ANYTHING in the cartoon. It can make knock-out gas stronger, it can push buttons, it can carry people around without hurting them, it can manipulate electronics without breaking them. It does whatever they want it to do with no regards for logic or limitation of powers. It's like he's a fucking Green Lantern without the ring.

That's my biggest gripe with the show right there.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 4:22 am

My biggest gripe is that the hero is black.

I KEED, I KEED!

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 10:52 am

And supposedly, his sidekick, Richie's gay. At least in the comics.

As far as the cartoon goes, at least he's Jewish.

Nobody in that show gets away without being a minority character.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 4:08 pm

I may be a little late, but I thought I'd better inform you that I think Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends is the fucking business. Lee and I were discussing it on MSN a few days ago, in fact. Just the theme tune makes me wish my face could really go ^_^.

Psxphile · Post by **Psxphile** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 4:33 pm

Don't. Your face would be forever stuck like that and you'll be forced to change your screen name to Big Smile II: The Sonrisa Surprise.

Rated G for General Audiences. You poor bastard.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 6:30 pm

Yeah, too bad you aren't Asian. Some (or maybe most) of us <I>can</I> actually make our faces go like ^_^ .

daytonafathead · Post by **daytonafathead** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 1:15 pm

Trog13 wrote:I haven't gotten to see Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends. I'm still mad that they don't ever show Samurai Jack and Time Squad is only on at 5 a.m.

That's kinda wierd considering Samarai Jack won a MONKEY-FROGGING EMMY!!!!!!!!!

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:02 pm

Yeah, too bad you aren't Asian. Some (or maybe most) of us can actually make our faces go like ^_^ .

My girlfriend is (as far as we both know) 100% English, but she can do it. Seriously. I found this one picture of her when she was about 8 and she is really going n__n and it's so cute.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:40 pm

"Eight year olds, dude. Eight year olds."

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:41 pm

Dude, what?

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:43 pm

Er.. you've seen the Big Lebowski, right?

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:45 pm

No. Although I get the feeling I should want to break your nose for some reason.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:47 pm

Um. ..Okay?

Well, anyway, I was (jokingly) accusing you of pedophilia.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:48 pm

Yeah, I thought so. Nose-breakin' time.

Just give me a few years to save up for plane tickets to Ohio, and you're one broken-nosed motherfucker, yes sir.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:50 pm

Grrar!

I see your broken nose and raise you a "you'll have to eat through a straw when I'm done with you".

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:59 pm

"You said it man. Nobody fucks with The Jesus."

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 8:07 pm

I'll see your "you'll have to eat through a straw when I'm done with you" and raise you a "I'll shove your head so far up your arse you can bite your own tonsils".

I know it makes no sense, but it's 2am.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 8:36 pm

If it were 2 am, I'd just be getting out of work and I'd be happy.

But, alas! It is not 2 am, filthy liar! Why I oughta...

..What? Time zones?

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:58 pm

Aye. If I already lived in the US I'd simply go on a road trip to Ohio with my buddies, with hilarious and/or disgusting consequences. For roughly 120 minutes.

You know, for the nose-breakin'.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 3:09 pm

That's what all the pedophiles say.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 7:42 pm

Yeah, I guessed that after I heard YOUR MUM mention something like it.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 11:31 pm

Female pedophiles aren't that intimidating.

I guess it's another gender thing.

When a man has sex with a younger boy, it's rape. When a woman has sex with a young boy - it's a very lucky boy.

"Ms. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?"

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 12:28 am

I remember wanting my eigth grade English teacher very badly.

Until one day she wore sandals and I realized she was missing a big toe. Guhh.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 2:49 am

Zeta wrote:Female pedophiles aren't that intimidating.

I guess it's another gender thing.

When a man has sex with a younger boy, it's rape. When a woman has sex with a young boy - it's a very lucky boy.

"Ms. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?"

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:12 am

<a href="http://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal_mi ... html">Mary Kay Letourneau</a>