Rip, Slip, Brush, AIEE! (Now, Not Work Safe!)

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 8:15 pm

Odd. I'm right-handed, but I prefer my left hand. Because it feels like someone else is doing it.

Using my right hand, and being right-handed, makes me have too much control. Like I'm trying to micro-manage my wang.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 8:18 pm

One summer when I was 14 or 15 I broke my right arm and had to learn to wank with my left hand. It was pretty fucking weak.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 8:21 pm

Come to think of it - the exact same thing happened to me. Except I liked it and never looked back.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 8:21 pm

...Actually, come to think of it, I'm ambidextrous. I completely forgot.
And I have never broken any of my body parts, save for my innocense upon entering the internet.
And Zeta, I am astounded by your ability to make a topic about breathstrips about masturbation. Applause for Zeta!

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 9:24 pm

Baba O'Reily wrote:Was. Now it only exists in... THE ABYSS!

Sorry, I had to lay it to rest. It was being wrongfully abused. v_v

Zeta wrote:If it doesn't come back to you, you never really owned it in the first place.

That's right, it was mine! =ÃƒÅ¾

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 9:27 pm

And it was promptly hijacked by mansex.

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 9:40 pm

Baba O'Reily wrote:And it was promptly hijacked by mansex.

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MANSECKS.

Also, what do you mean "promptly"? There were 18 pages before the mansex came!

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 9:50 pm

Indeed.

And for the record, I'd like to point out that my empty-headed, incessant, needy, post Black Tuesday babbling has payed off. My emotional slump and need for social interaction has sent my post-count sky-rocketing.

I have finally surpassed Delphine in terms of not knowing when to shut up.

GO ME!

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 9:52 pm

You be quiet.
=ÃƒÅ¾

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:13 am

Any time a thread is hijacked by yaoi, it is promptly.
And my tongue stopped burning, but now anything salty I try to taste (Mind, out of gutter) tastes like vinegar.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 11:56 am

You should sue.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 12:03 pm

No, that's just me being a dumbass.
Unlike my fellow Americans, I don't need to sue because I don't have common sense.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 4:25 pm

Does it seem odd to anyone else that we're discussing another topic within a topic? Doesn't that violate some kind of law or paradox or something?

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 4:35 pm

You know, when I first read the title of this topic, I imagined a man putting it on his dick, then fucking a girl, only to hear her scream AIEE!

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 5:10 pm

...Must resist urge to look for a picture of that, must resist urge to look for a picture of that...

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 5:14 pm

Wow. And I thought you were disturbed before...

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 5:25 pm

As a wise man once told me...

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:23 pm

Zeta wrote:Indeed.

And for the record, I'd like to point out that my empty-headed, incessant, needy, post Black Tuesday babbling has payed off. My emotional slump and need for social interaction has sent my post-count sky-rocketing.

I have finally surpassed Delphine in terms of not knowing when to shut up.

GO ME!

...bugger. I didn't even notice. NOT ON. >P

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:39 am

What?! No more Boobies Topic?

Goddamn Republicans!!! First they win the US election, and now THIS?!! Who knows what will be their next move...

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:21 am

Yes! Let's blame everything on the Republicans! Because that will help! SCAPEGOATING ALWAYS WORKS OMG.

Post by **Esrever** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:38 am

And when you live outside the US, you don't even have to be that specific, you can just blame Americans in general! THIS IS EVERYONE'S FAULT BUT MINE

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:35 pm

OMG IT'S EVERYONE'S FAULT BUT MINE TOO! WE'RE LIKE SOULFRIENDS!!!!11

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:59 pm

OMG IT'S EVERYONE'S FAULT BUT MINE TOO! WE'RE LIKE SOULFRIENDS!!!!11

*sniff* Can anybody get a group hug over here!?
~Neo

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 1:13 pm

NOBODY LIKES YOU.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 1:24 pm

It's funny because it's true.