A hottie walked in on me in the bathroom.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 9:44 pm

I've seriously heard that echidna milk is the purest and healthiest milk of any mammal.

Glass of Tikal, anyone?

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 10:09 pm

The sad thing is, I scratched my chin for a second and pondered that question.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 7:39 pm

Yeah, it's the weirdo Europeans who drink cow breast milk.

Why I oughta.

I can't be bothered to finish, but just you know that I oughta.

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 9:33 pm

Since many Americans = of European decent, I was kinda talking about us, too. :P

Dunjohn · Post by **Dunjohn** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 8:54 am

We like to think we bred the bad stuff out of us and sent it west.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 8:59 am

We like to think that we kicked the most powerful nation in the world's ass twice in a 40 year period.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 4:29 pm

Cow juice is my personal favorite drink, if for no other reason than at some point in history, someone thought- 'Hey, look at those dangly things--- I think I'll squeeze 'em and drink what comes out of them'.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 6:21 pm

Like millions of 9-year old boys don't "come up" with that same idea every day.

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:25 pm

Locit wrote:Cow juice is my personal favorite drink, if for no other reason than at some point in history, someone thought- 'Hey, look at those dangly things--- I think I'll squeeze 'em and drink what comes out of them'.

I dunno, it's seems a logical assumption to me. "Milk comes out of human tits, I wonder if they come out of cow tits, too? Let's find out!"

Goat milk is better, however. Unforunately it's also expensive. :(

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 8:40 pm

Like millions of 9-year old boys don't "come up" with that same idea every day.

Well, I hope they're not drinking it.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 8:48 pm

Well, problably only once.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 9:03 pm

...Zeta probably has more knowledge on this subject than I do, but if you think about it, all boys in puberty are confused.
That doesn't change the fact that eating your own baby batter is like eating your own boogers, except that you've killed millions of potential future world leaders. Curiosity be damned, you're fucking over the world!
Just edited to add: Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 9:05 pm

Baba O'Reily wrote:but if you think about it, all boys are confused.

Fixed.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 9:11 pm

Locit wrote:Cow juice is my personal favorite drink, if for no other reason than at some point in history, someone thought- 'Hey, look at those dangly things--- I think I'll squeeze 'em and drink what comes out of them'.

Someone likes Calvin and Hobbes!

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 9:13 pm

I cried for a half-hour the day it ended.

*sniff*

CE · Post by CE » Mon Nov 08, 2004 1:49 pm

Quick! Must reply to all subjects!

Calvin and Hobbes is still the best comic evar.

We should stop abusing the cows and instead only use consenting women who had just given birth.

I never could trust a continent with fangs...
<img src="http://www.hpalace.com/tmp/vamp-south-america-2.jpg">

Nash · Post by **Nash** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 2:06 pm

Could you guys go backon topic.....
I don't think it's such a big deal she saw your.....proud soldier. She saw it and that's it. Most guys does probably make a big deal of such a situation, the girl probably thinks "Ops...*giggle*". Yeah...so that's it.

And you guys should not really comment on how europeans are, America is the worst country in the world when it comes to knowledge about countries over the sea. Americans basic image of a european is probably a smelly french, with a 'stache.

...oh yeah, I'm a swede so that makes me a european. :P

Post by **Segaholic2** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 2:36 pm

And you guys probably shouldn't comment on what Americans are like, because from what I see and hear, most of you guys over in good ol' Europe think all of us are Average Americans that are ignorant hairy fat white guys that don't know the first thing or care about any other country besides our own.

Nash · Post by **Nash** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 2:45 pm

Segaholic2 wrote:And you guys probably shouldn't comment on what Americans are like, because from what I see and hear, most of you guys over in good ol' Europe think all of us are Average Americans that are ignorant hairy fat white guys that don't know the first thing or care about any other country besides our own.

Well for starters many people comment on how ignorative american news are when it comes to other countries (*coughandyrooneycough*). And it is a known fact that 60% of the American population is overweight. Europe as a kind of good Europe/US ratio when it comes to news. I can admit that what I said on how american think a basic european was a bit stereotype, so yeah...I applogoise 'n stuff.

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:18 pm

3 drinks

Someone is actually truly insulted

4 drinks

Someone apologizes for truly insulting someone else

/me is drunk now.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:22 pm

Well for starters many people comment on how ignorative american news are

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:27 pm

I was just about to comment on that, too.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 4:39 pm

And you guys probably shouldn't comment on what Americans are like, because from what I see and hear, most of you guys over in good ol' Europe think all of us are Average Americans that are ignorant hairy fat white guys that don't know the first thing or care about any other country besides our own.

Where I live, that's mostly true, though.

Post by **Esrever** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 4:59 pm

OK, maybe they aren't all hairy, but the average American male is definitely white and definitely fat. The stats don't lie. Sorry, team!

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 5:39 pm

Whereas the average Canadian says "aboot" instead of about.