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j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:20 pm

I'm real happy for you, Zeta...at least someone has found happiness ;).

Good on yer, mate. :p

Owen Axel · Post by **Owen Axel** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:37 pm

Hurrah!

Congratulations on... You know, I can't think of a single way to finish that sentence. None that fit to my mind, anyway. So...congratulations period.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:39 pm

Thanks, J-man.

Now, I have a book deal in the works, it's called, "You Just Got Anally Raped, Charlie Brown!" Any ideas?

Lucy with a strap-on, obviously. If Chuck was sleeping with Linus, methinks the blankie-lovin' kid would be on bottom.

And while Peppermint Patty obviously has a thing for Mr. Brown, everyone knows that Marcy will one day win her over into a lifetime of lesbian bliss.

All the other Peanuts characters suck, so don't includ them. Well, except for Snoopy. But Snoopy would never sleep with Charlie Brown.

The dog has standards.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:51 pm

Dude, don't tell that to Lee. I think you'd shatter his childhood innocence. He loves his Peanuts.

Please don't make that into a gay double entendre. Fight the urges.

Oh yeah... and you're welcome, mate. Anytime.

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 5:52 pm

Baba O'Reily wrote:Yay for Zeta! Or, something like that.
Now, I have a book deal in the works, it's called, "You Just Got Anally Raped, Charlie Brown!" Any ideas?

I lol'ed.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 6:28 pm

What about Woodstock? Woodstock was hardcore. He was named after a rock event.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:07 pm

Woodstock is named after a famous rock event full of drugs, Woodstock can barely fly straight.

Let's face it, the bird is on a constant drug high.

And as for the Peppermint Patty/Marcy thing, that's just pretty damn obvious for most people. Marcy calls her "Sir" for cripe's sake.

chix0rgirl · Post by **chix0rgirl** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:27 pm

Congrats on the action, I suppose.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:35 pm

Oh, Paravati was a total dyke.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:26 pm

Zeta, your life really ought to be a sitcom. Think Will & Grace meets Everybody Loves Raymond. It'd be BRILLIANT!

Consider it: you've got the happy-go-lucky yet humorously self deprecating Zeta and his wacky masculine-in-public, girly-in-the-bedroom boyfriend, right? Your mother is the pesky supporting character causing cute problems and uncomfortable situations.

Toss in some crazy-but-lovable neighbors and a boss that appears gruff but is a softy at heart, and we've got half a dozen Emmys, baby.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:32 pm

Somebody kill Grant before he gets into the television industry.

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:39 pm

Everybody Loves Raymond? Hell no, I can't stand that show.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:04 pm

Zeta, your life really ought to be a sitcom. Think Will & Grace meets Everybody Loves Raymond. It'd be BRILLIANT!

Consider it: you've got the happy-go-lucky yet humorously self deprecating Zeta and his wacky masculine-in-public, girly-in-the-bedroom boyfriend, right? Your mother is the pesky supporting character causing cute problems and uncomfortable situations.

Toss in some crazy-but-lovable neighbors and a boss that appears gruff but is a softy at heart, and we've got half a dozen Emmys, baby.

Hrm. You ideas intrigue me. I do have some intersting neighbors. Stereotypical white-trash rednecks on one side, drunken slacker/party animal 20-somethings on the other.

And most of the teachers at my highschool are completely insane. My favorite teacher studies theology and computers, and he's writing a book comparing the religions of the world to computer processes.

Hrm . . .

Would this be a spin-off from the Green Gibbon/Nate/Delphine show?

Featuring Green Gibbon as the cynical but alchoholic women-chaser who's crusty and crude on the outside but with a heart of gold, Del as a butch but wacky bisexual neighbor, Nate as the oveworked and sarcastic manager of the apartment building that they live in, and chixorgirl as Nate's lighthearted and whimsical girlfriend?

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:34 pm

Congrats.

Unfortunately for me, its just the right hand for now. Occasionally an ambidextrous threesome.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:12 pm

Zeta wrote:Stereotypical white-trash rednecks on one side

Perfect.

drunken slacker/party animal 20-somethings on the other.

Inspired.

Would this be a spin-off from the Green Gibbon/Nate/Delphine show?

Nah, that concept would never work.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:28 pm

Did I say "highschool"? I meant college. Ugh. At my worst moments, I still feel like I'm in highschool, though. The teacher I was talking about did teach me in highschool AND college, though. Which is problably why I typed it out.

I never realized I led such an interesting life . . .

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:10 am

Wait, you need a black guy. You can't have a sitcom without the helpless black guy who seems to tag along with the main character to appease the NAACP. I think you get bonus points if the guy is Ziggy Marley, though.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:57 am

Can I be in Zeta's sitcom?

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:10 am

You're obviously the black guy.

aso · Post by **aso** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:18 am

I terribly hope I'm not interrupting this drama by asking this question, but~

Say, Zeta. Unless it's too personal a question to ask, I'd like to know if protection was used in any way during the fun. Years of Health classes have really started to kill me with worry concerning any and everything involving sex, and it seems homosexuality is about the very worst to even consider.

I'd personally like to hear anything I can, as the only gay couple I really know has yet to go even that far.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:23 am

Since they were both virgins*, it doesn't matter.

But yes, in the future, be sure to use protection, motherly concern etc. etc.

*I think I remember you saying the other guy was, Zeta. I could, however, be horribly wrong.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:38 am

Since they were both virgins, it doesn't matter.

Some unfortunate people can be born with STDs, you know.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:29 pm

Yeah. Look at Richard Simmons. He HAD to be born with SOMETHING.

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:08 pm

aso wrote:Years of Health classes have really started to kill me with worry concerning any and everything involving sex, and it seems homosexuality is about the very worst to even consider.

Well, it's not like sexuality is a choice, or that straight couples don't do anal too. Lesbian sex is the safest anyway.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:51 pm

It's also a lot more fun to watch, incidentally.