Life on the other side of the court

[Green Gibbon!]

CAPCOM IS THE ONE WHO CENSORED! I AM UNCENSORING!!!

[FlashTHD]

CAPCOM IS THE ONE WHO CENSORED! I AM UNCENSORING!!!

Ah, Capcom! I see! viewtopic.php?f=8&t=2256

Whatever wandering souls are left of the vibrant readership that once patronized this site only stumble in these days once every few months on boring Tuesday evenings to hear me rant like an old grampie about how lousy the last Sonic game was. Those who have come seeking cynicism will be disappointed today, because I think is cool. Yes, I said it: this makes me horny. Not that it's a surprise or anything - I would've been disappointed if it hadn't happened, especially with Solid Snake farting around like a stray lamb - but, y'know, a birthday cake still tastes good even when you expect to get one. This is the big showdown between hedgehog and plumber that I've been waiting for the past 15 years (that olympics nonsense can be damned). I might now even be persuaded to forgive the presence of Diddy Kong.

I'm rooting for Mega Man next.

rooting for Mega Man

Mega Man

And, that face you plastered on poor NARUHODO in your avatar.

Oooops?

[Green Gibbon!]

MY HOUSE MY RULES NYAAAAAAAAH

WATCHA GONNA DO?! WHATCHA GONNA DO?!

[FlashTHD]

MY HOUSE MY RULES NYAAAAAAAAH

WATCHA GONNA DO?! WHATCHA GONNA DO?!

ect.

[Green Gibbon!]

That was 1986! I was in kindergarten! I didn't know I was being lied to! NO FUTURE GENERATIONS SHOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS PAIN!!!

[DackAttac]

Anyone ever been to Phoenix, Arizona?

PS - Ho-lee shit.

[FlashTHD]

That was 1986! I was in kindergarten! I didn't know I was being lied to! NO FUTURE GENERATIONS SHOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS PAIN!!!

1987, 1988, and 1993 respectively you whiner.

[Green Gibbon!]

See, if you would all learn how to watch your language, you would still be able to talk about mythological birds of fire and largely irrelevant Arizonian cities!

[Cuckooguy]

Or you can be as smart as I am and learn how to use loopholes to write things like Phoenix Downs!

P.S. I think someone's gone mad.

[Isuka]

Oh.
I just hope GG!'s a good loser...

[Hulkshmash]

I think my eyes are bleeding. the... a... oh...

[DackAttac]

Prepositions? Really?

Oh.
I just hope GG!'s a good loser...

....You've been here long enough. You should know better.

[FlashTHD]

P.S. I think someone's gone mad.

Either way it was a spectacular defeat, yes?

[Opa-Opa]

At least it's still funny to type things like Eye of the Beholder and New Kids on the Block.

But we can't say stuff like THE GHZ.

Sonic and the Secret Rings. Sonic and Knuckles. ...and Justice for all.

This is loads of fun!

[DackAttac]

I'd be more amused if Gib was more creative with his substitutions.

[Shadow Hog]

Quick, complete the trifecta by changing everyone's avatar back to the pelvis-thrusting Stormtrooper.

[UCHU]

I DEFY THE BUTT CHEESE

[Neo]

Ｃａｎ　ｗｅ　ｓｔｉｌｌ　ｔｙｐｅ　ｐｒｏｐｅｒｌｙ　ｂｙ　ｕｓｉｎｇ　Ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ　ｃｈａｒａｃｔｅｒｓ？　Ｏｆ　ｃｏｕｒｓｅ　ｎｏｔ！

[Brazillian Cara]

He really should've done this on April Fools. Actually, nevermind- it's funnier this way.
ASS PARMESAN

[Isuka]

BUTT CHEESE

J. LoL

[Yami CJMErl]

Oh dear, someone's gone and poisoned the word filters again...

[Hulkshmash]

I mean look at it, it's not even all BUTT CHEESE way ON.

Oh god... what have I done...

Quick, complete the trifecta by changing everyone's avatar back to the pelvis-thrusting Stormtrooper.

That NEEDS to happen.

[Green Gibbon!]

It is clear to me that you people have all gone mad.

[Isuka]

Thank thee, O Subject field.
You stand tall as the sole proof of this man's unorthodox tantrum.

[FlashTHD]

Thank thee, O Subject field.
You stand tall as the sole proof of this man's unorthodox tantrum.

I took plenty of screenshots but I need to fetch them off the other computer in this house :p