Did you ever read about those insects that live underground for 17 years at a time, then they emerge for like 1 month for the sole person of having wild parties and casual sex?
They're some weird S-word that I won't event attempt to spell because misspelling it and having you all noticed might be more embarassing than admitting that I'm too damn lazy to go and look it up.
Well anyway, those are alot like me! Except for the wild parties and casual sex thing. I slink out of sight for about a year or so, then I skitter right up your pants leg or right into your windshield while you're driving!
And where have I been (the short [you can get the long if you ask me, but I doubt any of you will]): I quit my old job, got a new job, found a girl, lost a girl, found a party, got kicked out, found a friend, lost a friend, found an arcade, lived forever! Surely!
Why I left: I needed to hibernate, just like the mighty dragons of old, Isambard the wise and powerful needed to find himself a nice hole in the ground and lick his wounds, bide his time, and make plans to yet again supplant Gibbon and take the crown of the GHZ!
Abet, real villains do better than me, but none have the flair and passion that I do. I think...well none of them have the courage to wear purple like I blatantly do anyway!
Also, the real reason I left is, as Del put it, I got "bored" to hit the proverbial nail with the perverbial hammer on the perverbial head. With obligatory bonsai trees in bed! (Ask EG, he'll know about that one)
But you're all lucky because lurking in the shadows and underground got boring too! So now I'm back to be bored (or boring) in the open again. And my vocabulary and grammatical skills are worse than EVER!
New news: Initial D is the huge in thing at the arcade now. I've been trapped there with the majority of my freetime being sucked up by this new little brain-sucking machine from SEGA! *holy light and angelic voices in chorus singing* And I've been battling it out with the best players around here trying to prove my dominance on Mount Akagi and Mount Akina and Mount Idon'tknowhowtopronouncethename!
It's also sparked my interested in the anime, which is to say in a word: different.
But that's for a different post. I'm just here answering a post to a supposedly female (single/divorced/married) (young/old) (Fan/tstalker/enemy). And if you want to blame someone for this post, blame NT's friend Katherine for pointing it out to me.
Anyway that's all for now. I'll try to be more "villain"* like in the future.
-Izzy
* note: means more manical laughter over nothing and plans on how to effectively use a shoe bomb to overthrow a government. And obligatory evil
faces
Go bye bye! YUBYUBYUBYUBYUBYUBYUB!
