Friendly advise for board members.

Ritz · Post by **Ritz** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:16 pm

chriscaffee wrote:It was a good try though. I mean your sentence was at least coherent.

Has Kishi ever been grammatically incorrect?

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:45 pm

Is that even relevant? I was trying to find something positive about his post.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:07 am

Any compliment is a blessing coming from Caffee.

jenkins · Post by **jenkins** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:19 am

chriscaffee wrote:And here is some real "friendly advice for board members:" Screw 24.

What does Freud have to say about contempt for weapons?

Owen Axel · Post by **Owen Axel** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:33 am

Screw 24? Is that anything like a Catch 22?

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:28 am

I think I saw some in B&Q.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:34 am

B&Q? Homebase is where it's at these days!

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:53 am

I saw this topic, and out loud, I was like, "No, don't! You know not what havoc you wreak upon yourself!"

Also, you suck at this 'being funny' business. I'm no expert myself, but I can tell that you're pretty bad at it.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:22 am

jenkins wrote:
chriscaffee wrote:And here is some real "friendly advice for board members:" Screw 24.
What does Freud have to say about contempt for weapons?

The Lazy Agnostic would say "You're expending a lot of negative energy."

I would say you're an idiot. It would be like holding sofas in contempt. What the hell is the point, other then to troll?

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:38 pm

Don't hate guns. Hate the people that misuse them.

Don't hate nuclear weapons. Hate the people that misuse them.

Don't hate thongs. Hate the people that misuse them.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:44 pm

you can hate fruitcake tho cause that shit's just nasty

Owen Axel · Post by **Owen Axel** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:52 pm

Well said. We wouldn't want the guns and nuclear weapons and thongs' feelings to get hurt.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:53 pm

*points to PWB in an agreeing and confirming manner*

Well, Owen, they're very sensitive. One false move and they can just be set off.

Anyone else feel a sharp knife-like pain in their gallbladder region?

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:15 pm

I would argue that hating people that misuse things is equally a waste. Just deal with them and move on, expending unnecessary negative energy isn't going to somehow reverse whatever dumbass thing the guy did.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:33 pm

Yes, save negative energy for politicians, Uwe Boll, and rival football teams.

Arcade · Post by **Arcade** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:18 am

Don't hate guns, get one!.

Don't hate nuclear weapons. Hate Albert Einstein.

Don't hate thongs. ThatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s pretty stupid, there are thousands of things that really deserve your hate more, you know, like Barney or Pokemon show.

jenkins · Post by **jenkins** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:29 am

Arcade wrote:Don't hate guns, get one!.

Don't hate nuclear weapons. Hate Albert Einstein.

Don't hate thongs. ThatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s pretty stupid, there are thousands of things that really deserve your hate more, you know, like Barney or Pokemon show.

Moron

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 9:13 am

Arcade wrote:Don't hate guns, get one!.

Don't hate nuclear weapons. Hate Albert Einstein.

Don't hate thongs. ThatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s pretty stupid, there are thousands of things that really deserve your hate more, you know, like Barney or Pokemon show.

Holy God...we have actually found someone who deserves a boil on his scrotum more than me.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 9:56 am

I can think of several people that deserve a boil on their scrotum more than you. Then again, I don't really know you all that well.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:02 am

Consider yourself lucky.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:34 am

Baba O'Reily wrote:I saw this topic, and out loud, I was like, "No, don't! You know not what havoc you wreak upon yourself!"

Also, you suck at this 'being funny' business. I'm no expert myself, but I can tell that you're pretty bad at it.

Is that for me, or do I need my paranoia pills again?
Because as I recall, I stopped trying to be funny ages ago.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:37 am

The only stupid thing that guy said was about Einstein.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:53 pm

Omni Hunter wrote:
Baba O'Reily wrote:I saw this topic, and out loud, I was like, "No, don't! You know not what havoc you wreak upon yourself!"

Also, you suck at this 'being funny' business. I'm no expert myself, but I can tell that you're pretty bad at it.
Is that for me, or do I need my paranoia pills again?
Because as I recall, I stopped trying to be funny ages ago.

I was talking to the person who likes cock and vajayjay.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:30 pm

*wakes up* What's that? What?

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