A joke

Post by **Esrever** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 4:50 pm

His third wish was, "Can I have an orange for a head?"

Adam Adamant · Post by **Adam Adamant** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 5:32 pm

Woo, you're good!

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:36 pm

But your joke isn't.

Adam Adamant · Post by **Adam Adamant** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:13 pm

Well a) Fuck you man! At least I'm trying.

and b) The whole point of that joke is its awfulness, it transcends the boundaries of normal humour to become some kind of uber-joke.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:36 pm

I once went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

VGJustice · Post by **VGJustice** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:26 pm

Ok, time for some bad "dad" humor:

What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:37 am

What's the difference between kinky and perverted sex?
Kinky sex involves a feather, perverted sex involves a whole chicken.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:28 pm

A young boy and his uncle are showering together. The boy looks down at his own penis, and then notices that there's something different about his uncle's.

"Uncle," the boy began, "why does your weenie look different than mine?"

"Simple." His uncle responded. "It's because yours isn't erect."

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 3:06 pm

What's the last thing a drummer says before leaving the band?

"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?"

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:43 pm

-Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
-Interrupting cow.
-Interrup--
-MOO!

Ritz · Post by **Ritz** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 10:46 pm

Didja hear about the robbery at the candy store last night? Two suckers got licked. Hurhur.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 7:57 am

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 12:06 pm

TWO ROBOTS WALK INTO A SOCIAL ESTABLISHMENT AND DESTROY ALL HUMANS.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 12:17 pm

Becuase the landlord was going to barr them for sticking their appendages in the fruit machines.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 1:06 pm

-Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
-Go fuck yourselves.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 3:14 pm

Omni Hunter wrote:Why did the pervert cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.

That hurts, you know?

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 3:20 pm

I thought you were a furry, not a feathery.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 7:12 pm

Same thing.

Post by **Pepperidge** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 8:47 pm

So if Jack helped you on a horse, would you help Jack off a horse?

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:17 pm

After seeing Jack in that video, I think we'd have a bigger issue getting the horse off him.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:18 pm

So we'd have to help the horse out?

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:27 pm

I'd prefer getting the guinea pig grasping for dear life on his penis first.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:26 pm

What did one billboard say to the other?

Beats me, I don't know sign language.

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:12 pm

Hey, you're alive.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:28 pm

Only physically.