The Lohan Effect

Post by **Popcorn** » Mon May 09, 2005 5:55 am

I actually saw Lindsey Lohan while I was in Amsterdam-- there was a huge crowd of people following her.

Post by **Squirrelknight** » Mon May 09, 2005 8:39 am

Popcorn wrote:I actually saw Lindsey Lohan while I was in Amsterdam-- there was a huge crowd of people <b>fucking</b> her.

That sounds more believable.

Koosh Koosh! · Post by **Koosh Koosh!** » Mon May 09, 2005 8:48 am

I thought you didn't believe Lohan existed, Popcorn.

That she was some magical fairy.

Yeah.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat May 21, 2005 10:10 pm

Blah. I saw her on SNL. I miss her tits.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Sun May 22, 2005 4:13 am

I had no idea how bad it was until I saw this picture at <a href="http://www.somethingawful.com/articles. ... >Something Awful</a>.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Sun May 22, 2005 4:51 pm

Where are her TITS!?

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sun May 22, 2005 6:17 pm

I think that's already been covered, but thank you anyway.

Cypher · Post by **Cypher** » Mon May 23, 2005 2:46 am

Her tits have been covered?

Timestones · Post by **Timestones** » Mon May 23, 2005 9:03 am

More like her tits are gone.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:52 pm

Her tits have been stolen by the monster that is Hollywood.

Psxphile · Post by **Psxphile** » Mon May 23, 2005 7:24 pm

Booze helped. Give credit to booze, for without it where would <i>any</i> of us be?

Unconceived, that's where.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Fri May 27, 2005 9:38 pm

Damn, <A HREF="http://www.deansplanet.com/lindsay_loha ... .html">she really is gross now</A>.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Fri May 27, 2005 9:54 pm

A human life ruined.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Sat May 28, 2005 2:09 am

Never Forget!

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat May 28, 2005 4:19 am

I bet that guy gets all the chicks.

DarkPrime · Post by **DarkPrime** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 12:35 pm

Sorry to bump this, but this is relevant to this thread:

Lohan Has Digital Breast Reduction

Teen actress Lindsay Lohan's breasts have been digitally reduced for forthcoming Disney film Herbie: Fully Loaded, to avoid offending family audiences. Test screenings for the new movie, the fourth sequel to the 1968 film The Love Bug about a Volkswagen Beetle car with a mind of its own, indicated that some parents felt Lohan's character Maggie Peyton was too raunchy for a children's film. Disney technicians were forced to plough through numerous scenes - especially those showing the busty actress jumping up and down at a motor racing track, reducing her breasts by two cup sizes and raising revealing necklines on her T-shirts. Amused at her digital bosom reduction, Lohan says, "I don't know how Renee Zellweger kept swelling and shrinking for Bridget Jones. It's no fun. Bring on the computer guys."

RazorRanchDressing · Post by **RazorRanchDressing** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:47 pm

Crazy Penguin wrote:People don't look as good wandering around doing their shopping and enjoying their day to day lives than they do when dolled up for a professional bikini photo shoot? Outrageous!

Ha ha.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:55 pm

God, like your kid is going to be traumatized by Lindsay's boobs.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:11 pm

That's one of the more ridiculous things I've heard today.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:56 pm

It's also disappointing, as I will now not be buying the film on DVD.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:25 pm

Gosh.

DarkPrime · Post by **DarkPrime** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:16 pm

Do you think Disney will release a "Too hot for the big screen" edition?

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:39 pm

I'm more traumatized by the fact that they had to do another Love Bug/Herbie movie. Weren't the last 2 sequels enough of a disgrace?

Plus, they gave the car eyes?

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:40 pm

Woah, shit, eyes?

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:52 pm

Why did Michael Keaton decide to be in this?