Sonic The Hedgehog Movie

[Brazillian Cara]

These would be a lot funnier if the characters didn't speak so fast- I can hardly understand what they say (Tails notwithstanding).

[Black Rook]

It would also be a lot funnier if it wasn't absolute shit.

[sonicobsessive516]

If there was going to be a real Sonic the Hedgehog movie, which I think is likely to happen in the near future, that would be great!.. but it must be much like classic Sonic or I won't want to see it. ..but that's just me talking..

[Ngangbius]

Seeing that Sega likes to spend more time worrying about the CGI in Sonic games that the game itself, you would think it could happen.

[DackAttac]

Oh, shit, actually had a dream about this last night. A movie was made, meant to cash in on a hot 80's/90's commodity à la Speed Racer and Transformers, but their 'modernization' was identical to S360. So I go to see it, and A) Sonic was an asshole and B) the film was gory as hell. There was a segment where Sonic was like, "Hey Tails, see that bunny over there?" then he spin dashed the shit out of it.

Al-Queda was also involved, but I'm not 100% sure if it was in the plot or in the production. My brain scares me sometimes.

[Ngangbius]

B) the film was gory as hell. There was a segment where Sonic was like, "Hey Tails, see that bunny over there?" then he spin dashed the shit out of it.

For some reason, this made my laugh the most. Maybe because I'm picturing a mix of classic! and SA!Sonic doing this and the absurdity of it all.

[Shadow Hog]

I've had some weird dreams, too; just the other day, I had this dream about putting two mice into some sort of radiation-emitter. When it came out, it was some sort of mouse-like blob with eight feet - and it could speak English. Mostly just swear words, though.

Didn't make much sense to me either.

[DackAttac]

See, the problem with zoos is they need more shit like that.

[Ritz]

This morning, I had a brief dream wherein Solid Snake was performing rigorous Tae Bo to Karma Chameleon whilst wearing a Borat mankini. I won't lie, it was inexplicably arousing. But it wasn't a wet dream.

[Isuka]

I suggest you pay a visit to your psychologist... or alternatively, get a prostate check-up.

[Oompa Star]

Two nights ago I dreamt that the forums were updated and brought back online, only holic forgot to transfer all the old topics to this new format. Everyone proceeded to bitch and I don't remember what happened after that. I'm so glad that didn't come true.

[Black Rook]

B) the film was gory as hell.

You know, there's probably a large number of Sonic hands who, upon hearing that, would do Bill and Ted-style air guitar and go "YES this is sonic as it was meant to be! *masturbation*"

[DackAttac]

OK, but what about the fans the hands are attached to?

[Black Rook]

OK, but what about the fans the hands are attached to?

No, I specifically said...


Damn it, this is what I get for thinking faster than I can type.