Conjoined at the abdomen

Hulkshmash · Post by **Hulkshmash** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:08 pm

I don't recall giving them permission to do this.

gr4yJ4Y · Post by **gr4yJ4Y** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:42 pm

Charge them rent. It could be good business for you.

Kogen · Post by **Kogen** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:27 pm

Charge them?

More like upload the footage of them doing it and charge us.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:03 am

Brazillian Cara wrote:It looks pretty, doesn't it? Yeah, it is.

Until it flies on your face.

Yeah, that's kind of my issue. I was fine until about fifteen, when my parents took me to a butterfly farm. Being in a sweaty greenhouse full of the bastards just hit the wrong psychological buttons, I guess. I mean, I'm mild-mannered like Peter Parker, and there's fucking moths the size of your head literally gliding about, like grotesque living paper aeroplanes. One landed on my chest and would not move. To sum it up, it was one of the most unexpectedly horrifying experiences of my life.

When I was little I thought they were tooth fairies. Awww.

Delphine wrote:Now we know what j-man does in his spare time.

One time, during, a girl wouldn't "let me go". You know, downstairs. With her vagina. True story. It was pretty intimate. Also, terrifying.

Baba O'Riley · Post by **Baba O'Riley** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:27 pm

j-man wrote:
Delphine wrote:Now we know what j-man does in his spare time.
One time, during, a girl wouldn't "let me go". You know, downstairs. With her vagina. True story. It was pretty intimate. Also, terrifying.

What do you mean she wouldn't let you go? Did her vagina have a vice clamp?

Hulkshmash · Post by **Hulkshmash** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:31 am

Baba O'Riley wrote:
j-man wrote:
Delphine wrote:Now we know what j-man does in his spare time.
One time, during, a girl wouldn't "let me go". You know, downstairs. With her vagina. True story. It was pretty intimate. Also, terrifying.
What do you mean she wouldn't let you go? Did her vagina have a vice clamp?

Who knows what bugs have down there...

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:46 am

It's funny, before I came here I was reading about an episode from the new Ninja Turtles show that was shelved because it dealt with conjoined twins who were separated by a back-alley surgeon or something. So to come here and see the name of this thread gave me a hearty chuckle.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:09 pm

Baba O'Riley wrote:What do you mean she wouldn't let you go? Did her vagina have a vice clamp?

Her vagina was the vice clamp. I guess she was really, really enjoying herself.

Kogen · Post by **Kogen** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:09 pm

Probably a muscle spazem induced by a violent seizure.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:37 am

Well, she was dribbling a little.

Baba O'Riley · Post by **Baba O'Riley** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:23 pm

j-man wrote:Well, she was dribbling a little.

BA DUM PSHH

Wait.

BA DUM PSHH?

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