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G.Silver wrote:I was thinking about this a little more and maybe it's just me, but considering this is a weapon so powerful that apparently just waving it around haphazardly could potentially knock planes or missiles out of the sky, doesn't $40,000 for development--in Canadian dollars even--seem a little low? Maybe I'm just used to the US military where we spend that much on toilet seats and the French are more frugal with their francs (err, euros), if I had someone about to supply me with a weapon prototype like that (and I had seen a "convincing" demonstration) I'd be paying the guy a lot more than that, if only to keep him from selling it to some other guy. Wouldn't you think?
Silv, if this thing was at all real, it'd be on an actual fucking news program and some US marines would probably be involved. That is, if the guy hadn't pre-emptively used the device to deactive all the military's vehicles in order to protect his terrible invention.

The whole concept doesn't even make sense. If this thing can 'see through' stuff, where does it, per se, draw the line? When you shine it on a wall does it keep going through the next wall or can you see what's behind that too? Does it keep going through space forever, creating a big blank spot at whatever you point it at? Like you say: what was inside his hand that meant the veins and bones inside could be seen but not the flesh surrounding it? Are his bones made of lead? Oh, wait, the thing SEES THROUGH LEAD.

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(quote)Silv, if this thing was at all real, it'd be on an actual fucking news program and some US marines would probably be involved.(quote)

OOOOR there is a conspiration.

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Then take some laxitives, Cara.

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Ho ho.

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ConsPiration, not consTipation.

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Oh man. It's just too easy. One of you other guys can take this one.

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Cara... go jump in a lake.

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Ok. (splash)
That was fun. What's next?

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You should've drowned. It's no fun when you <i>only</i> do what you're told

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Post by Esrever »

Just in case anyone was still wondering about this guy's qualifications...

http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2001/12/11/bear_suit011211

"His [bear] suit has been the subject of a television documentary and the recipient of an IgNobel prize-a prize that honours people whose achievements cannot, or should not, be reproduced."

Here is a photo:
http://www.jrn.columbia.edu/studentwork ... ges/ig.jpg

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Emphasis on should not, right?

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OK. So it can see through walls and kill people. Big deal! I can make a machine like that! All you need is plutonium, a telephone cable, and a few paper plates.

Besides which...is he shitting when he says it's the latest in stealth technology? The thing is fuckin' HUGE. Unless it was in Dr. Eggman's laboratory, it's not exactly believeable.

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That suit is hilarious.

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Is it sposed to look like a bear or something? I didn't read it.

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The idea is you can get in the suit and bears can't kill you so you can study them and whatnot.

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Ah, and that is the best he could come up with?

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Strap on an M240 and a pair of AT4s and you could have a makeshift Elemental.

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Screw Elemental, it's all about the Battle Armor nowadays. Haven't you played MA2?

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The Battle Armor uses his claw to climb. The Elemental uses his claw to tear sheets of armor off 'Mechs.

I haven't played MA2 yet though. I'm trying to wait it out until it's like 30 or something. I might crack soon though.

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chriscaffee wrote:The Elemental uses his claw to tear sheets of armor off 'Mechs.
The suit, made from layers of steel, titanium, chain mail and rubber "wasn't built for a Kodiak" he said. "The bear was peeling back the chain mail like it was a banana".

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makeshift Elemental.
And you know there is a difference between material strength and the ability to do work right? That's sort of where the phrase "eggshell with a hammer" comes into play.

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So someone passed me some videos of a Metroid/Haloesque full body exoskeleton that some Canadian made. It looked real; they even showed them testing the material by detonating an IED near a Hummer armored with it.

So today I looked at his youtube profile and found a new video about something called God light that could magically cure diseases and stimulate plant growth. He mentioned something about the early version of it being able to see through walls and disable electronics. That sounded painfully familiar, so I found this thread and it's the same guy.

I'm at a loss to explain him. He says he sees his inventions in his head, and he sounds kind of unstable in some of his frequent rants about the "morons" who won't believe that they work. Now, the only reasons I can see for him faking these videos are either to con investors into buying his patents (he claims someone bought the firepaste, and failed to sell the prototype armor on ebay), or that he's insane and this is all a massive exercise in self-delusion. He's got a number of people helping him, so I doubt it's the latter. But if it's the former, how did he get the Discovery channel's camera crew to create something that portrays the armor as real?

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Popcorn wrote:My overriding feeling when reading this article was "I bet we never hear about this ever again."
Reading this thread again was pretty nostalgic, but painful.
Just out of curiosity, what else did the guy "create" on the last 3 years?

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This guy is, like, the Forrest Gump of physics and engineering. He's curing cancer and creating things that rival alleged alien technologies in functionality and completely defy logic, and he doesn't even understand how his creations work? When his ideas come to him in dreams, and he doesn't draft blueprints for his inventions afterwards, it's not difficult to imagine why his creations never get the attention they so rightfully deserve, but I'm going to be pissed at humanity in general if he doesn't get around to recreating the Angel Light before he winds up dying of Higgs Boson radiation or something.

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Post by M.C.Dillinger »

At last, my stupidity ray gun is finished!

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