Kings of Power 4 Billion %

[Ritz]

I always dreamed this day would come; the day when I finally came across The Absolute Greatest Thing Ever, something so astoundingly, inexplicably awesome that words cannot even begin to convey the true nature of the subject in question, as it exists on a plane of being several orders above ours- a realm where concepts such as speech and intelligent thought are completely incapable of articulating themselves, whilst our most visceral needs are not only completely tangible, but amplified, and tantalized perpetually.

There really is no way to describe this. It must be experienced.

Believe me when I say that the preview doesn't do the full movie justice by any stretch of the imagination. Download the full version here, right now. Then show it to 12 more people within three hours, or your testicles will spontaneously rupture and/or you will never find true love!!! this is true i swear

Oh, and it should probably be said that this movie sports sublimely copious helpings of violence. And sprite nudity. And it will give you a seizure- you might think it's the flashing lights, but really, it's just your skeleton trying to forcibly eject itself from your body because it can't withstand the sheer amount of awesome, so it's okay!

EDIT: Or just watch it on Google video here.

[Zeta]

Ew. It's like 4Chan got ahold of Maple Story and filmed the results.

[j-man]

I hate you for showing that to me.

[Radrappy]

I know this guy through persona. He's also dating one of my other friends, Kinuko.

Aaaaand here's his other webfamous film which is very similar to this one.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 4700987326

[Ritz]

Seriously, guys. The preview isn't all that fantastic, but it'll all make sense if you'd just watch the full movie. Look, here's a few incentive spoilers: It features Picard, Alf and Freddie Mercury fusing to create The New Ultimate Jesus. There's a little girl who squeezes rays of blood out of her tits towards the end. Just give it a chance.

EDIT: Oh hey, Google video. Looks like you don't have to torrent it!

[Isuka]

gay

[G.Silver]

I know this guy through persona. He's also dating one of my other friends, Kinuko.

I hate you guys for being some sort of rad artist clique.

[Esrever]

Paul is pretty awesome. Pirate Baby was a pretty big highlight of the 2006 Spike and Mikes.

[Opa-Opa]

Ah, Paul's new little masterpiece. I've been waiting for this!

I remember seeing Pirate Baby's Cabana Battle Street Fight 2000 in a national meeting of design students, and finding it pretty awesome. Then I got home and downloaded it.

[Ngangbius]

Screw the haters, I liked it. Also, it makes me wish for some brand new 2D game with that level of animation and insanity.

[Opa-Opa]

Just watched it. It's AWESOME. There's a couple of people in the Ultimate Jesus I couldn't recognize, but Alf's there, and that's enough. I think I still prefer Pirate Baby, maybe because of its linearity that makes it more like a real game.

[Shadow Hog]

I'm also pretty sure I saw Ash Ketchum and Phoenix Wright in that "ultimate Jesus" montage. Although, given the crappy quality of Google Video's compression, it's pretty hard to tell.

Oh, and this movie made little to no sense.

[Protodude]

Liked it, but it kind of lost my attention around the end. Also, I was expecting Bikini Bible-Chan to come out of the cross.

[One Classy Bloke]

I come out of my lurking phase to state that that was really annoying to watch.

You should be ashamed.

[Wooduck51]

I come out of my lurking phase.....

I thought SEGA had you assassinated.

I watched pirate baby and it was one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen (though it was technically well done, AND IN BLACK AND WHITE!) judging from the preview clip for KOP I see no reason to subject myself to it. That and the seizures from the flashing are a pain.

[gr4yJ4Y]

Pirate Baby was really enjoyable. I'll have to check out KoP4B% sometime.

[Oompa Star]

I enjoyed Ritz's description of the video in question a lot more than the actual video.

Still, KoP4B% was pretty entertaining. Kids need to be able to kick ass in real life.

[Brazillian Cara]

No way this thing was not made by japanese. NO WAY.

[Isuka]

Replace the J with a W and there you are.

Against all logic (that is, as always) I downloaded the AVI, which looks far better than the terribly compressed Google Video.
Thank God I saw it in windowed mode. The amount of effort put into it is quite respectable...
but it's still gay

[Locit]

That was neat, if totally nonsensical! You people are silly.

[Arcade]

Iss good, but I like more stuff that makes sence....