If they were actors...

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 6:31 pm

DonÃ‚Â´t you think some of of the Sonic series characters look a lot like Hollywood (dead, alive and forgotten) actors? Here is minha lista pessoal (try to guess what I said) of these strange-but-real comparitions:

Sonic-Marlon Brando in his golden days
Tais-Elijah Wood before LOTR
Knuckles-Hugh Jackman
Amy-a younger Drew Barrymore
Shadow-the dude that was the villain of Mission Impossible II
Rouge-Hale Berry
Espio-Jet Li
Eggman-a fat and red-haired Doctor Brown (I forgot his name too)

Post by **Popcorn** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 7:01 pm

What?

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 7:12 pm

I said: my personal list (hey,IÃ‚Â´m brazillian, correct me if i write something weird)

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 7:15 pm

Popcorn wrote:What?

I concur.

Also: Rouge is ten times cooler than Halle Berry. Which, you know, still makes her a zero, but that's besides the point.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 7:38 pm

Let me explain:IÃ‚Â´m not talking about personality, but about phisical appearance.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 7:48 pm

Halle Berry has wings?

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 7:50 pm

...Marlon Brando?

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 7:54 pm

No, Hale Berry has, at least, the same boobies and mouth.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 7:55 pm

Brazillian Cara wrote:Let me explain:IÃ‚Â´m not talking about personality, but about phisical appearance.

You're thinking/imagining <i>way</i> too much.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 8:22 pm

No, Hale Berry has, at least, the same boobies and mouth.

Perhaps they got them done at the same place. Mouth though? Where did you get that?

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 9:05 pm

I agree that Elijah Wood kind of resembles Tails - with the right haircut, and those giant, creepy, anime-esque, blue eyes.

Marlon Brando doesn't resemble Sonic.

He resembles Doctor Eggman.

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 9:33 pm

Not when he was hot he didn't.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 10:39 pm

Maybe Eggman used to be hot.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 12:34 am

I never considered that. He must have SOME hot genes in him, considering the good looks of his late cousin.

Perhaps in his '20s, Dr. Eggman looked just like Jake Gyllenhaal or something?

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 12:52 am

But with a mustache. Like a Wilford Brimley mustache.

Now, that's hot. Don't deny it.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 9:11 am

It all started when IÃ‚Â´ve played Sonic Mega Collection for the fist time.
Do you know that character gallery where you can zoom in and out the pictures? Well, IÃ‚Â´ve zoomed in Rouge, and putted/put the picture in a position where I could see only under her nose and above. the first thing I said was: "Hmmm...sun-tanned mouth...valuable but not that big "front comission" (translated brazilian slang for you-know-what)...IÃ‚Â´ve seen/saw those in "MonsterÃ‚Â´s Ball"...hey, she looks like Hale Berry!". Except for her, all the other actors were improvised when I started this post.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 12:45 pm

Brazillian Cara wrote:No, Hale Berry has, at least, the same boobies and mouth.

That single sentence made my day. Funniest Comparison Ever.