The Burger King in: ROYAL RAPE 360

[Segaholic2]

So Burger King is releasing three video games for the Xbox and Xbox 360 starting in the middle of November. The games will cost only $4 each with a combo meal, which is not very expensive at all!

Two of the games will feature online play over Xbox Live. One is a bumper-car type game that supports up to 4 players, while the other looks like a cart-racer clone that supports up to 8 players. But who cares, because these two don't look too interesting when compared to the third game.

The official title for the last game is <i>Sneak King</i>, which is quite a fantastic pun. However, <i>Royal Rape</i> would be far more appropriate as the premise of the game says "players can step into the King's royal shoes and use cunning stealth to sneak up behind unsuspecting people and bestow them with a delicious meal." HELL YEAH.



I know what my most anticipated game for November 19th is.

[FlashTHD]

Just when i'm starting to get sick of their ads, they do something incredibly awesome. Now let's see an owned McDonalds and Subway put out exasperated press releases in response trying to paint BK as a sheperd for making america lazier and fatter.

Anybody know who's developing these? (edit: Nevermind, it's a bunch of no-name license whores called Blitz Games)

[Locit]

God, look at his hands. They are taught with the anticipation of grabbing that woman inappropriately and then forcing himself upon her. I can only pray the environments for "meal delivery" are as varied as they were in the commercials. I hope there is at least one where you sneak into someone's bedroom in the dead of night and wait for them to wake up to your smiling, plastic face.

Burger King literally just gauranteed I will give them $8 come Nov. 19.

[Senbei]

I seem to recall Jay Leno running that guy over in his car. And here I thought the man had done us a community service. What a fool I was!

[Neo Yi]

I'm still getting over the shock that these games are actually real.

[Zaranth]

I'm still getting over the shock that these games are actually real.

You and me both.

WTF?

[Spazz]

I hope KID VID is a secret character.

Also, funny how these are being released on the same day as the Wii.

[Omni Hunter]

I can imagine the puns, "Would you like a mouthful of my Whopper, with extra cheese?!", "Oh look, you have sauce all over your face."

I'll stop there.

[Grant]

Just one more for you, Omni. "Aw, look at you, getting your sesame seed all over my buns."

[jenkins]

Suntory beat them to it.

[SegaSonic]

[Ngangbius]

IGN posted a trailer for Sneak King.

http://media.xbox360.ign.com/media/858/ ... ids_1.html

Oh my God...this looks awesome!

[Locit]

HELL. YES.

[Arcade]

Yes, too bad we wont get that game here, Burger king died here ages ago...

[Spazz]

Okay, so having played all three, I've gotta say that Sneak King is pretty lenghty and fun for a $4 game (although kinda repetitive), but I think PocketBike Racer delivers the most here. I'd even say it's one of the better racing games out right now. It's not stingy on boosts, all sorts of neat weapons, and it even has a Fantasy Ranch track (Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch land).
As for Big Bumpin', it's pretty fun as well once you get the hang of it, it's just driving a bumper car around in several wacky types of games.

[MegaKitsune]

I HATE IGN VIDEOS.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5fcS3Myjv_0 <Gameplay vid
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mnh-6d2oi1k < Trailer

Now can we PLEASE get a Pepsiman 2? PEPSI-MAAAAAN!

[Heroic One]

Quite possibly the single greatest idea I have ever heard in my existance.