No more low-slung pants for you, Gibbon!

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:09 pm

<a href="http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0504/146598.html">At least, not if Shepherd has his way</a>.

<i>[Rep. Derrick Shepherd] wants to make it illegal for people to wear low-slung pants that expose underwear - or more.</i>

Yep, the stupid is EVERYWHERE.

Post by **Popcorn** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:35 pm

Personally I find exposed underwear deeply traumatising.

Post by **Popcorn** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:37 pm

If Shepherd does get his bill passed, violators of the proposed law would have to perform three eight-hour days of community service at a fire department

It sounds like a very erotic law.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:37 pm

A Louisiana state representative wants to make it illegal for people to wear low-slung pants that expose underwear

All the more reason not to wear them.

Jaden · Post by **Jaden** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 2:03 pm

Hey isn't this the same state wear no-one really cares if you get drunk off your ass and then flash hundreds of equally people while getting beads for it... Something doesn't add up...

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:00 pm

Sure it does. Show your boobies, get cheaply made strings with plastic things strung on them, and yes, this is that exact state. yay

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:21 pm

People piss me off.

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:24 pm

Popcorn wrote:Personally I find exposed underwear deeply traumatising.

WE MUST THINK OF TEH <strike>CHILDREN</strike>POPCORN!

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:55 pm

Bah, it'll never get passed. Nobody in this state would be able to wake up in the morning without the thought of my drop dead sexy ass hanging out my pants.

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 4:47 pm

Waking up without thinking about your voluptuous rear end is easy. The alternative is not waking up at all due to internal heamhoraging caused by nervous shock.

...please don't kill me.

...not with your arse, at any rate.

J.C.14 · Post by **J.C.14** » Sat Jun 26, 2004 11:08 pm

Green Gibbon! wrote:Bah, it'll never get passed. Nobody in this state would be able to wake up in the morning without the thought of my drop dead sexy ass hanging out my pants.

Yeah, also my underwear is usually exposed anyway, but i'm in California

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 11:45 am

Ew. Children should not have exposed ANYthing.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 11:56 am

Delphine wrote:Ew. Children should not have exposed ANYthing.

Silver would like to argue that point with you.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 3:31 pm

Why does it seem like all little kids are trying to be Puff Daddy? Do they actually think they look cool with flashy shorts with 100+ pockets?

Slave of Spazz · Post by **Slave of Spazz** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 4:15 pm

I think today's kids are somewhat wrong in the head. Something to do with their genes maybe?

I agree, Master. Why would anyone want to be like Puff Daddy, why would anyone want to look like a banana cheesecake? These questions are left unanswered, but for how long?

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 4:19 pm

I have a slave? W...T...F?!?

Slave of Spazz · Post by **Slave of Spazz** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 4:21 pm

Don't sound so surpised, Master. I am here to tend to your every whim -Bows-

I also happen to enjoy the Sonic games. Sonic is fun, don't you think?

J.C.14 · Post by **J.C.14** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 5:37 pm

Spazz wrote:Why does it seem like all little kids are trying to be Puff Daddy? Do they actually think they look cool with flashy shorts with 100+ pockets?

Who cares about Puff Daddy, I'm sometimes just lazy and my underwear sticks out

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 5:39 pm

J.C.14 wrote:
Spazz wrote:Why does it seem like all little kids are trying to be Puff Daddy? Do they actually think they look cool with flashy shorts with 100+ pockets?
Who cares about Puff Daddy, I'm sometimes just lazy and my underwear sticks out

Too lazy to buy fitting pants? There is something very wrong with kids these days.

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 5:41 pm

The first sign that you're old is looking at kids and going, buh? What's wrong with kids these days?

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 5:42 pm

Haha, you're old!

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 5:46 pm

Delphine wrote:The first sign that you're old is looking at kids and going, buh? What's wrong with kids these days?

You know, I've been thinking that to myself often since elementary school.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 6:44 pm

I've actually already been telling "Back in my day..." stories.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 8:03 pm

Segata wrote:
Delphine wrote:The first sign that you're old is looking at kids and going, buh? What's wrong with kids these days?
You know, I've been thinking that to myself often since elementary school.

Ditto. You know how little kids always want to emulate adults by pretending to do chores and dreaming of growing up? I was that kid in the corner saying "Dude! We have our whole lives to work. Work sucks, you just don't realize it yet. Do something else."

People have called me "Old at Heart". I've been kvetching since I was 4.