A Giant Killer Robot Named . . . Nesbit

NeoShogun_Zero · Post by **NeoShogun_Zero** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:50 pm

I had this bitch-ass idea for a show a few days ago. It's about the toughest, most baddest-ass robot ever built: the Kill-Mo-Tron 10,000,000; unfortunately code-named Nesbit. Everyone from puny humans to other badass robots are always giving him shit. Until he opens up the Whoop-Ass Protocol and totally demolishes everyone with his Doom Laz-r's and the Action Missles. Everybody stops laughin' real fast once the Action Missles go off. So I was thinkin' that this would make a really great show. Either that or the other sitcom I thought of where Jesus dances around and kills people for a half-hour.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:57 pm

The first one was the worst idea I've ever heard.

I do like the idea of a Jesus sitcom, but instead of him dancing and killing, it should be more like "All in the Family," and Jesus would be very similar to Archie Bunker.

aso · Post by **aso** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:00 pm

Those concepts are dumb.

But I like that avatar.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:03 pm

Actually I thought the killer robot idea was pretty humorous. Almost in the vein of Dave Barry's "Captain Brock Gonad and his Hard Hitters of Justice."

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:05 pm

I like the idea of a Jesus sitcom. How about "My Two Messiahs"? With two versions of Jesus - the "burn them all in Hell" Jesus that American neoconservatives are so fond of - and the nice one who wants everybody to get along with eachother - you know, like how he was usually portrayed in that one book? The whassit called? Oh yeah - the Bible.

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:17 pm

Silly Zeta, nobody <i>reads</i> the Bible, they just throw it at queers.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:48 pm

Literally, in my case.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 6:17 am

Evil Jesus and Nice Jesus? It could work.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:15 am

I still prefer Archie Bunker Jesus. Think about it, man! Jesus as a lovable bigot. It could work.

Post by **Squirrelknight** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:08 am

My sitcom would be about a gangsta-rapping Jesus. It would be called "G-zuz".

I had the greatest idea for a sitcom once-- This white guy grows up in Hong Kong, but moves to America when the Chinese retake control of it. He ends up living in China Town, but all the Chinese people think he's racist because he speaks with FOB accent and that he's just making fun of them. Like, they'd be speaking normal English, and then he'd bust out a "ME SHO SHAWRRY" and it'd be funny... Cause he's white, and he sounds like he's a chink.

Ok... Maybe that would only be funny for like five minutes.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:26 am

It made me laugh!

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 12:03 pm

The only idea I have is for a comic book which I seriously need to work and try to get published on.

Evil Jesus and Nice Jesus? It could work.

Where does Satan fit into all of this?
~Neo

One Classy Bloke · Post by **One Classy Bloke** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 12:54 pm

I think an opera about people who only communicate telepathically would be pretty cool.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:42 pm

Where does Satan fit into all of this?

Four words:

Wacky Next Door Neighbor

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:52 pm

Speaking of Satan, I feel that Peter Stormare's performance in Constantine was top-notch. Not to mention the special effect shot with the glass was kickass too.

Lizard · Post by **Lizard** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 4:05 pm

Stormare also played the Wacky Next Door Neighbor in "Watching Ellie" so he has the experience. Now to find two Jesuses.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 4:54 pm

Anyone here see God the Devil and Bob?

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 5:52 pm

Briefly about three years ago. It had a guy called bob in it.

One Classy Bloke · Post by **One Classy Bloke** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 6:05 pm

I saw it. Only thing i can remember is how Bob managed to get half the country to destroy their tvs by airing his hairy ass on national TV.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:12 pm

I saw maybe one episode. It was a great concept, but the show wasn't that great, IIRC.