The Forbidden Cosplay Skit

[Spazz]

An exerpt from my friend's LJ. Cory = Me:

"Current mood: Yar!
Current music: The sound of cheers
Surviving Numa 2k5
Okay Sunday is now gone, thus Numa is 2k5 is officially over. Or is it? On Saturday D-Rok, Cory, and myself decided to perform a skit called "Good Guy vs Bad Guy". However, during the performance we had a slight accident. We knocked over a microphone, which caught another mic and brought it down with it. The crowd already cheering and laughing at our skit goes nuts with laughter and excitement during this scene. Odin, the guy who runs the Con, was not happy. I, influencing the crowd to cheer louder, was soon faced by an angry face and pointy finger, "You're disqualified" he screams. I respond with a smile and a simple "Okay, Whatever." I was having to much fun to care, and so was the audience. As we walked off stage being cheered and praised Odin yelled at the crowd, telling us not to encourage this nor cheer for us. No one listened. A girl screamed out "Bullshit" and was aggressively told to leave. (Kicked out, escorted by Cops, etc.) Still being cheered and patted on the back we grab our stuff and decide to head out. We meet up with the girl and decide to finish the skit for her since she supported us so deeply. An audience decided to come out to watch it, so that was cool.

We left with heads up high. We had gotten something better than 1st prize, we got 1st people to be disqualified at Numa, ever! Once we arrived at Cory's we ate pizza and made shirt designs about the events that just occurred. Meanwhile at the convention, all the life is sucked out of the crowd. We were told they were forced to clap. Some people left. Cos-Play Skits were ruined because they were to scared to do anything fun, b/c they thought they would be disqualified as well. Cherry got mad at Odin and left. The judges were pissed at Odin. Scott McNeil actually voted for us even though we were disqualified. That's another cool/funny story:

Scott - I vote for "Good Guy vs Bad Guy"
Odin - You can't. They're disqualified.
Scott - Well I'm not changing my vote.
Odin - Then your vote won't count!
Scott - Fine! Those guys deserved to win.

The next day comes and it's just Cory and me. We enter to the room only to be greeted by fans. That's right FANS.

Dude#1 - Hey it's Good Guy!
Dude#2 - You guys were awesome!
Dude#3 - I love you guys!

Cory and I couldn't walk ten feet without being stopped by a mob of people who wanted to support and complement us. Cherry gave me a hug and we cracked a few jokes. She came up with two funny shirt ideas of her own. The DeJesus' supported us and was also quite proud too. Steve Bennet thought we were freakin' sweet, and he gave me his address, phone number, e-mail, etc. He wants us to film it and send it to him. We're all for that. In short everyone there except for Odin supported us. We told everyone that we would be back next year with "Good Guy vs Bad Guy: Director's Cut". Some new material, fighting, and a parody of what happened last year, including the ending that no one got to see. Every judge said they will vote for us and make sure we win. So now here's the skit:

(A Good Guy dressed all in white strolls down the street. He blindly bumps his shoulder against a very disgruntled figure wearing all black.)

GG - I'm Sorry My Good Man.
BG - I WILL DEFEAT YOU! (Pointing his finger into Good Guys now utterly Shocked face.) [Freeze]
RG - (Random Guy runs in and waves flags) Let's Fight! (The two combatants leap back, and get into fighting stances.)
GG - I'm Such a good guy. (smile)

(They charge each other. Bad Guy shoots in with a low left kick, the a right Low-High kick. All Blocked by Good Guy. Bad Guy punches left, Good Guy catches his punch and pushes Bad Guy away.)

BG - Hey what kind of fighting is that? Hit me you wuss.
GG - (arms folded) No way. Good Guys only block, but if that's what you want okay! (gives thumbs up and wink)

(Bad Guy runs in and punches with his left. This time Good Guy catches and punches him in the stomach, blowing bad Guy back.)

BG - *cough* Ugh, That really hurt.
GG - Really? Oh I'm sorry man I didn't mean to--
BG - YOU FOOL! (He chops Good Guy across the chest. Good guy flys back stumbling in pain.)Ha! Good Guys are so stupid!
GG - I so fell for that, since I'm such a good guy. (Puts hands on hips.) I'm not going to let this guy get the best of my good nature. (Peace Sign) There's only one thing a good guy and do in a situation like this. And that's to ask a very dramatic question. WHY ARE WE FIGHTING?!
BG - B/c you are a good guy who dresses all in white, and wears silly cartoon T-shirts. While I am a bad guy who dresses all in Black.
GG - But I've seen Good Guys who dress all in black.
BG - Oh yeah! But do they have cut sleeves? And hair that hangs down on only one side of their face? I mean, that's just straight up Evil.
GG - He's right. That is just straight up evil. However you left something out. I'm a good guy, and good guys have friends. Unlike you. You're a bad Guy. And Bad guys don't have any friends. But I'll be your friend since I'm such a Good Guy.
BG - I Don't need any lame side characters. And how dare you remind me of my loneliness in front of this crowd. Now You Pay! (Powers Up)
GG - He's powering up! I guess I'll power up as well! (powers up) Time for some really fast fighting!

(Charges each other and sticks hands on their sides and moves them up and down really fast. The do a 360 and jump back to their spots.)

GG - *huff puff* You fight really fast.
BG - As do you.
GG - Perhaps we are equally matched.
BG - You're Wrong!

(Charges each other and locks up arms, as if strangling each other. Just then Random Guy comes in and breaks them apart)

RG - Guy Stop! This is just stupid... You should use weapons. (Holds up Knunchuckus)
GG - I decline. Good Guys don't use weapons. (folds arms)
BG - (Takes weapon and pushes Random Guy off stage) Whatever.
GG - Little Buddy! No! You'll pay for that!

(Bad Guy comes charging with the Chucks. Good Guy intercepts him and flips Bad Guy. Good Guy runs up and kick Bad Guy on the ground.)

BG - (Kneeling) OW! You kicked me on the ground! You can't do that! You're a good guy! Only Bad Guys can do that!
GG - Oh man I'm sorry I didn't know there were rules or anythi--
BG - YOU FOOL! (He slashes upward knocking Good Guy off his feet. Good Guy lands on his flat on his back, then rolls backwards into a fighting stance.) Ha! Fool you once, Shame on you. Fool you twice, that just shows how dumb you are.
GG - You may call me dumb, but you're the dumb one. Don't you know, the good guys always win. (Peace Sign)
BG - That's not true.
GG - Oh yeah. Name one time a Bad Guy wins.
BG - Well there was that one time... You know... On that show... with that guy... I HATE YOU! (Charges)
GG - SUPER HYPER MEGA CRAZY STEEL HAND SLICY ATTACK! It's patented. (Slashes cross Bad Guy. Bad Guy falls.) Wow! That battle was mondo cool. I think I'll go check on him to see if he's alright, then give him a second chance since I'm such a good guy. (walks over to bent over Bad Guy. Puts hand on Shoulder.) So have you learned your lesson?
BG - YOU FOOL! (Energy Blast Good Guy) [Freeze]

RG - (comes in and with flags) To Be Continued...

(Run up to the mics.)

Next Time on Good Guy vs Bad Guy! Good Guy puts up a really good fight, until Bad Guy uses his super awesome secret move, only to reveal that Bad guy is really Good Guys father. How does good guy take it? Find that out and much much more next time on Good Guy vs Bad Guy W X Y Z!

(Ending Theme Song. Sung Live)

Toko Ala eesi a toshi da
Tomo Ori Goshi Da Miso Soup
Daka Kama Nawa a na shi di
Supa Mona Naka I love Sushi
Katamari Damacy (echos to fade)

THE END!

Okay now that you have read that. Just wait until next year where we do a longer version. With more humor, and joke about last year's accident. I'm going to now close this segment with a few of the T-Shirt ideas we came up with. Sorry Cherry fans we're not using her ideas, but I will list them. On the back of every shirt it says "GOOD GUY VS BAD GUY" with two figures jump kicking at each other. One white, one black. Now here are some fronts:


White - Anime does not encourage Violence & Vulgarity. Numa Rei No Con 2005.
White - Don't Hit a Mic. They got friends.
White - I got disqualified at Numa Rei No Con 2005 and I got was this lousy T-Shirt. [Fae came up with that one.]


If you guys have any ideas for T-Shirts post them on comments. We'd love to hear them. Also we have picture design ideas, but that will come later. We are also plan on posting the video on Nothing For Free and selling shirts there as well.
Now here are the ones Cherry suggested:

Black w/ hot pink ink - I fucking knocked a mic off stage and I'm proud of it. (picture of a mic w/ stand in a spotlight)
White - I Survived the Microphone Fall of Numa 2k5!"

Comments plz. And in case it went over your head, Numa Rei-No Con is a local Anime convention I went to this weekend. We're going to try to make it to another con down here in Lafayette, LA and do the full skit there.

[Baba O'Reily]

I completely ignored that wall of text to laugh at your name. Haha, what a sucky name. Cory. Hahah. That's a riot right there.

[Protodude]

So.....were you the good, bad, or random guy?

[Ritz]

Wow... Idiotic dialogue. Is that part of the act? I sure hope this whole skit is funnier in person.

[Grant]

Tough crowd.

[SuperKnux]

Yar.

[Spazz]

So.....were you the good, bad, or random guy?

Random Guy

Wow... Idiotic dialogue. Is that part of the act?

Yes.

I sure hope this whole skit is funnier in person.

<img src="http://www.livaudaisnet.com/Cory/conpics/crowd.jpg">
This is an actual photo of the audience's response to our act. I hope that straightens things out a bit.

[Double-S-]

What's with the "Hook 'em Horns" signs?

Actually, what's up with all the random hand signs?

[DarkPrime]

I thought that was the "Hail Satan".

[Knuckles Dawson]

...ugly, homely, students...

[chriscaffee]

But hey, they get to dress how they like!

[Zeta]

The Asian kid is kinda cute.

[Spazz]

<a href="http://www.numareinocon.com/forum/cgi-b ... 43"><u>Boy have we caused a scuffle.</u></a>

[Locit]

In Spain, that hand gesture means 'your wife sleeps around'.