What's in a name?

CE · Post by CE » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:48 pm

I just got Internet access in my new home, and my witty location description is not true. I previously lived accross the street from the main Microsoft campus, so it was easy to come up with a half-assed joke about where I lived.

But now I live in expensive-land (a.k.a. Foster City, Califonia) with nothing nearby of note. Maybe one of you could come up with some bad joke about Foster City for me? Yes, I am that lazy.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:56 pm

It's your new foster home.

Post by **G.Silver** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:58 pm

"Australian for Beer?"

"With foster parents?"

"fostering ill will?"

"My city's foster than yours?"

"The Fostest?"

"Sherwood Fostest?"

"The Fost and the Fosterous?"

I can't belive I am about to hit the post button.

Timestones · Post by **Timestones** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:03 am

"Living with imaginary friends?"

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:14 am

Sonic - he's the fostest thing alive.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 3:16 am

I was almost in tears at laughing at the responses in this thread (especially "Sherwood Fostest"). That can't say anything good about me.

God, I should be sleeping.

Ash Holt · Post by **Ash Holt** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:40 am

I was trying to think of a Beneath a Steel Sky joke, but failed.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 9:18 am

Fosties - They're Grrrreat!

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:39 am

You could just say "Foster City, CA" and be done with it.

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:45 am

What would have been the point in that?

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:18 pm

Way to ruin the mood, mood-ruiner.

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:34 pm

G.Silver wrote:"Australian for Beer?"

"With foster parents?"

"fostering ill will?"

"My city's foster than yours?"

"The Fostest?"

"Sherwood Fostest?"

"The Fost and the Fosterous?"

I can't belive I am about to hit the post button.

Great. Just great.

Perhaps "Fosting in the desert" ?

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:36 pm

How about "Shut the fosting hell up"

Great for confusing people.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 12:04 pm

Fostie The Snowman?

Hey, it's Christmas.

CE · Post by CE » Sun Dec 19, 2004 12:05 pm

Can't.... resist... the... cookie monster!

Dunjohn · Post by **Dunjohn** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 4:11 pm

j-man wrote:Way to ruin the mood, mood-ruiner.

She has an amazingly precise location composed of only five letters. I say that's an inspiration to us all.

Mine sucks, but I can't be arsed changing it. I've also been meaning to turn this Chao's planet into a christmas pudding, but I can't be arsed to do that either.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 7:01 pm

...Way to be negative.

Djbrayster · Post by **Djbrayster** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 9:16 am

A slogan for the adoption agency...
"Anyone can adopt a child, at Foster City!"

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 12:00 pm

AHAHAAHAHAHHAHA

I don't get it.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:27 pm

"Fost'er? I hardly know 'er!"

Djbrayster · Post by **Djbrayster** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 6:15 am

Protodude wrote:AHAHAAHAHAHHAHA

I don't get it.

I thought it sucked too.. meh at least I tried

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 5:50 pm

They all sucked. Mildly amusing though.