You feel dying

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:36 pm

This board has gotten more sluggish than... a slug.

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:45 pm

Finals, man.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:55 pm

Indeed. I've considered starting topics to give us something new to talk about, but one involves poopy and the other nobody but me would care about.

So, yeah. Anyway, here's a couple of dead baby jokes for you in response to the thread title.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead!

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200 km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.

And, in the holiday spirit..

Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?
I don't know why they didn't either.

What present to you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.

What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby get for Christmas?
Cancer.

Cuckooguy · Post by **Cuckooguy** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 11:17 pm

I was thinking of starting a thread about hot Disney characters, but then I realized that didn't seem important enough to warrant it's own topic.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 11:45 pm

I actually just had my final final this morning.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:42 am

Mine don't start until next week. I only got one on Monday and another on Thursday though.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:55 am

Green Gibbon! wrote:I actually just had my final final this morning.

I used that exact lame phrase for my last final.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 2:28 am

It's about as clever as you can be at such a point. I don't think I'm going to be witty again until after Christmas.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 2:48 am

I was thinking of starting a thread about hot Disney characters, but then I realized that didn't seem important enough to warrant it's own topic.

Aladdin's not too shabby.

Post by Bo » Sun Dec 12, 2004 9:55 am

So are you out, Gibbs? Done with everything?
I'm only going to actually have to take one final next week, in economics. The rest of my classes either had no associated final, or drop the lowest exam score you receive during the semester, and I got A's on all my exms (I know, you all hate me).

Adam Adamant · Post by **Adam Adamant** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:12 pm

Go! dead baby jokes:

What screams and can't fit through a door?
A baby with a javelin through it's head.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 1:32 pm

So are you out, Gibbs? Done with everything?

Everything except the actual (rather silly) graduation ceremony, which is next weekend. That, and the $8000 debt which is going to be hanging over my head for years to come...

I'll post some stills from my senior project later. It went over pretty well despite some problems with the character rigging which I could probably have fixed if I'd had another week, but at that point I didn't care.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 4:59 pm

Midterms in Spanish suck.
"Conjugate the following verbs, and name their English equivilant."
It's easy, but I don't think that should make up quite as much of my grade as it does.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 5:06 pm

My Calc final is 40% of my grade. That means that even if I were to get perfects on everything else in class, I still could possibly get a D. That's lame, especially since I'm sitting at a solid B right now. Guess I better not get a 0.