I have a request for any Japanese speakers here...

[j-man]

Aside from her massive endowments, what is she like? How long have you two known each other? And is there a chance you'll post pics, like in the "Men and Women Behind the Masks" thread?

I guess I do only mention the saucy aspects...:p She's very sweet, very cute, and she's always fun to be with (minds out of the gutter). She loves anime, Discworld, drawing, videogames, and ska - why do you think I love her so much? ^_^ I managed to find an exact female counterpart to me, who is also incredibly beautiful, and I thank whoever's Up There every day for it.

We've known each other since September 2003, and have been in a relationship since December of that year. Our anniversary approacheth on December 5th, feel free to offer congratulations.

There is a chance of pics, but she does get camera shy, bless her. I'll see if I can squeeze some webcam shots out next Friday when she's over, 'cause all the other pictures I have of us are horribly outdated.

And that's my thread you mentioned. Fame! I wanna live forever!

[Baba O'Reily]

May you find happiness and a forum where people can spell Britain.

[The Scarlet Scorpion]

What do you want this Japanese-speaker to do exactly? :/

Well, I was hoping that I could write Miss Ohura's an E-mail, which the J.S. could translate, and then send off to her. Then, if/when there's a response, the J.S. could translate her message back to me.

If you could do that, G.Silver, it would be much appreaciated.

What do you want this Japanese-speaker to do exactly? :/

From the sounds of it? Translate cybersex.

Actually, I just wanted to "shoot the breeze" with her; see how she's doing, comment on our shared interests, that sort of thing. I want to get an actual friendship with her, even if nothing romantic/sexual results from it.

I'm sure if TSS got his money together, he could request a badly done bit of fanart concerning him and his crush from one of the dozens of talented artists on the Internet.

He has a higher chance of success in that than he would this current crazy scheme.

Actually, I'm an expert on crazy schemes, and I tend to continue on with them until I'm not so much beating a dead horse as tenderizing it.

Aside from her massive endowments, what is she like? How long have you two known each other? And is there a chance you'll post pics, like in the "Men and Women Behind the Masks" thread?

I guess I do only mention the saucy aspects...:p She's very sweet, very cute, and she's always fun to be with (minds out of the gutter). She loves anime, Discworld, drawing, videogames, and ska - why do you think I love her so much? ^_^ I managed to find an exact female counterpart to me, who is also incredibly beautiful, and I thank whoever's Up There every day for it.

We've known each other since September 2003, and have been in a relationship since December of that year. Our anniversary approacheth on December 5th, feel free to offer congratulations.

There is a chance of pics, but she does get camera shy, bless her. I'll see if I can squeeze some webcam shots out next Friday when she's over, 'cause all the other pictures I have of us are horribly outdated.

And that's my thread you mentioned. Fame! I wanna live forever!

It's great that you found someone so wonderful to be with -- not only because I like seeing my friends happy, but it gives me some hope for myself, too. And it's okay if you can't get any pictures of her... I've sometimes been a bit camera shy, too, so I can understand.



P.S.: I was hoping that the E-mail would have both the English and Japanese versions of the message, as I remember her stating in an interview that while she knows some English, her grasp of it is kind of iffy; this could help her out, y'know?

[chix0rgirl]

I'm blessed and curse with big boobs which, like you said, isn't normal for Asian girls. I just wish my face was cuter.

It's really not that abnormal. ;) And I'll echo your sentiments.

Of all the various giant boobied Japanese women I've seen, she is possibly my favorite, due to an interview with her I read; she somehow seems to balance intense sexiness with a surprising innocence -- and her smile is so gosh darned cute.

That reminds me... in Taiwan the betel nut industry (something that's like chewing tobacco with drugs inside it :D) is either legal or everyone turns their heads the other way. The boxes the nuts come in are usually printed with some swimsuit-clad (or less) model of sorts who always seems to have those same two things - huge boobs and an equally large endowment of innocence... making me assume that Asian porn stars are marketed more from a schoolgirl rather than a sex goddess angle.

Actually, remind me to tell you more about this betel-nut stuff. It's rather fascinating. There are litttle kiosks all over the Taiwanese roadside, made of Plexiglas and enclosing scantily-clad girls in bra tops and little plaid miniskirts or something even more bizarre. If the Ohura thing falls through, I suppose you could always begin chewing betel nut.