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Stop harassing the man. We're all allowed our own opinion aren't we? This isn't Russia.

Anyway, Ico wasn't all that. I didn't even like it.

Well a) Fuck you man! At least I'm trying.

and b) The whole point of that joke is its awfulness, it transcends the boundaries of normal humour to become some kind of uber-joke.

many kinds of dogs raised specifically for the purpose of attacking humans Well in my opinion this is more the fault of the people who raise the dogs than the dogs' themselves. Cats however, have no one telling them what to do, they're just genocidal maniacs from the off. Proof: http://wizbangblog....

Woo, you're good!

I'm just trying to build suspense because it's such a good joke.

Dogs, I say. Cats are so completely evil. If they knew how to operate small arms we'd all be done for. Dogs may be annoying as hell and too useless to take themselves for a walk or anything. But a dog would never kill you.

So, I was in a bar one day, and this guy walks in. This guy, not your usual kind of fellow, had an orange for a head. He really did. After about half an hour I couldn't contain my curiosity, so I ask him. I say: "I'm sorry, this is really rude, but I have to know, why do you have an orange instead o...

chriscaffee wrote:I'm spent.

Ooh! Austin Powers?

Vintage cartoons... I feel like I might go and watch some Bucky O'Hare and cream myself.

Screw it? Well Ok.

Hey Del, make room in your pants for two.

Sorry I don't have a scanner. Or if I do it dosen't work. It's not that interesting, Pop was right. Basically the jist of the letter is: "I'm a fag, suck my cock. Once I ate part of a cow and I was wearing my dark shoes. Love James. Ps. I'm a fag."

Pretty average stuff really.

Written confessional appears in this months Edge! He can't count either!



I suppose well done. I always wanted a letter in there.

And the award for "Most Thrilling Conversation Ever" goes to...

He is supposed to be a menace. Dennis that is, not Bush.

I played the PSP Ape Escape and wasn't all too impressed. I only played the first few levels and the only thing I really remember was that the rowing boat was even more awkward to steer. It certainly removes alot of the uniqueness with only one stick.

No me neither. Very good though. Oh, I'm about to start university reading Artificial Intelligence and Software Engineering. I went to the same college as Popcorn and we had real 'fun' everyday. Japes and things, you know. EDIT: Sorry, pretend I posted that at the bottom of the last page and it'll m...

How come you never write me any beautiful poetry then? It's all just swear words and dead animals drawn in crayon.

Ah, it's quite funny really. Young love, this kind of thing. It makes me wish I could write poems.

Sorry all my comics are pre-crisis and I have too much self respect to buy new ones.

And I'm sorry I've never actually played Sonic 3 but I'll take your word for it.

Maybe God could tell them. He dosen't do a lot for us these days.

Amount of progress made between SA1 and Shadow: :( Yeah, but you can say that about almost any 2D to 3D update 14 years ago. Mario 64 was a big leap but Sunshine was not. Because then they had a lot more to change, now they just have motor bikes and stuff. Also, I bet Hitler did kill some Jews hims...

In case all the hairy Greek men bet it all on red and then their hairy Greek children won't be able to eat and their hairy Greek wives would leave them. Social strife across the board.

If only the fruit machines actually dispensed fruit? At least then the kids wouldn't go hungry.

Could someone send me a couple mr.joe@fsmail.net.

Who are Crush 40?

I'm not sure this is a good idea! You worry too much. Perhaps I should explain. I have been trying to make a Game, for a while now. It's not really 'finished' but you can score points and play it and that. I will shortly be leaving the country so will be unable to make any progress in the creation ...