GHZ Art Contest - Worst Art

[Segaholic2]

Vote for the worst art!

Discussion is allowed and highly encouraged.

PLEASE make sure you select exactly who you intend to vote for. You can't change your vote once it's been cast.

Entries are below, ordered alphabetically by who drew them. Click on them to see the full-size versions.

<center><a href="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/big_smile-evil-shadow.jpg"><img src="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/big_smile-evil-shadow.th.jpg" alt="I AM DANG EVIL!"></a> <a href="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/Brazilian Cara-GHZContestW.png"><img src="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/Brazilian Cara-GHZContestW.th.png" alt="This entry probably took actual effort."></a> <a href="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/cjmcray-soniceggmanhx6.jpg"><img src="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/cjmcray-soniceggmanhx6.th.jpg" alt="I think they're high."></a> <a href="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/Crazy Penguin-sonic.jpg"><img src="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/Crazy Penguin-sonic.th.jpg" alt="This probably took like ten seconds to make."></a>
<a href="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/DarkPrime-hellodotjaypeegee.jpg"><img src="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/DarkPrime-hellodotjaypeegee.th.jpg" alt="There is a penis in this picture."></a> <a href="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/Forza Johnman-ContestEntry.jpg"><img src="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/Forza Johnman-ContestEntry.th.jpg" alt="This actually isn't what it looks like."></a> <a href="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/G.Silver-thecontest.jpg"><img src="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/G.Silver-thecontest.th.jpg" alt="Sonic sure looks happy."></a> <a href="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/Jamie Lee-badsonmetaldither.jpg"><img src="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/Jamie Lee-badsonmetaldither.th.jpg" alt="This is making my nipples hard."></a>
<a href="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/KitsuneDarkStalker-401535814_a4dafcc01e_o.png"><img src="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/KitsuneDarkStalker-401535814_a4dafcc01e_o.th.png" alt="I would play this game."></a> <a href="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/Kogen-art.png"><img src="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/Kogen-art.th.png" alt="mspaint lol"></a> <a href="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/Leedz-wtfxz1.jpg"><img src="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/Leedz-wtfxz1.th.jpg" alt="mspaint lol take two"></a> <a href="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/Locit-Cheap.jpg"><img src="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/Locit-Cheap.th.jpg" alt="How rude!"></a>
<a href="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/Ngangbius-sonicsluckyday.jpg"><img src="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/Ngangbius-sonicsluckyday.th.jpg" alt="HOLY SHIT! FAP FAP FAP"></a> <a href="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/Opa-Opa-Rico_the_Hedgehog_by_UpaUpa.jpg"><img src="http://www.theghz.com/files/contest/bad/Opa-Opa-Rico_the_Hedgehog_by_UpaUpa.th.jpg" alt="I'm pretty sure this guy isn't in any of the games."></a></center>

[Locit]

I voted for Ngangibus. I mean, look at it. His testicle is coming out of his scrotum while a drill is inserted into his member. That is a special kind of awful.

[cjmcray]

I'd go the obvious route, and vote for one of the pics of Sonic with a penis, but i'm gonna go with Forza Johnson's (Edit: I'm sorry, Johnman's) one.

Seriously, Knuckles looks SCARY in that pic.

[DackAttac]

I went with Smile's. I just flat-out chortled my ass off at that one.

Ngangibus... I really have nothing to say for you. It's all been said. Maybe not all from this forum, but a few choice sentences from a concentration camp here or there should fill in the gaps. An A for effort, though. Maybe a little... too much effort. Although I should count my blessings urine was in no way involved.

[G.Silver]

My vote is on Forza's, it's all about Knuckles' face--crudely drawn and also hilarious. I had a feeling that would be my favorite at the time.

I was hoping more people would take up the disgusting challenge, but it turns out maybe it's just as well, Ngangbius' entry is hard for me to look at directly. But I still appreciate the effort.

[Opa-Opa]

Ngangbius' entry is making my vote itch. Man... I feel guilty looking at it. I mean, I felt guilty, because even though I looked at it for 10 seconds and got really sick, in my soul, I managed to memorize every inch of it, which really really sucks.

I'm gonna think a bit more about this.

[Opa-Opa]

Smile's entry actually reminds me of Kids in the Hall, and I have no idea why, but I can picture Dave Foley running around shouting "I am dang, dang evil!"

[Pepperidge]

Silv gets my vote easily.

As for Ngangbius' piece... I know she wanted to squeeze every form of bodily excrement in, but I'm not convinced that you can actually extract semen that way. Of course, he's an anthropomorphic hedgehog, so I suppose some creative license can be taken.

[Light Speed]

I voted for big_smile cause it was pretty funny and it really just looks terrible. The way it's so lightly sketched onto a piece of notebook paper. In terms of just bad art I think he takes the cake, good form.

[Samface]

I like Kogen's because I initially mistook the line of rings for speech. I thought someone off-panel was saying "Oooooooo." Seriously.

[Opa-Opa]

I think I'll vote for Smile because every time read "SHAOWD" I crack.

[Forza Johnman]

I dunno really. Going to go with Big Smile's. It makes me laugh.

[Ngangbius]

I think I finally figured out the true purpose why folks like Waita Uziga or all the other artists you usually find on Gurochan draw the awful, eye-gouging shit they usually do. The purpose isn't to arouse people, no. The real reason for their drawings is to squick as many people as possible for their own amusement. I mean most of the stuff they produce is sure as hell isn't erotic to most people.

That said, I don't think even I want to see the picture I drew ever again. XD

[cjmcray]

I have yet to click on NGangbius' entry.

Something tells me it will haunt my nightmares forever.

[Ngangbius]

C'mon, do it! Don't be a wuss!

Wait, you voted without seeing all of the entries?

[Opa-Opa]

I have yet to click on NGangbius' entry.

Something tells me it will haunt my nightmares forever.

Exactely! I have the same feeling.

[Crazy Penguin]

big_smile's got my vote.

"HELP ME EGGMAN. FATHER! I WILL GIVE YOU EGGS IF YOU DO!"

Made me laugh way more than it should have done.

[Frieza2000]

Smile. I didn't want to vote for anyone that fell back on the furry. Not that many people <i>fell back</i> on it. Actually, most of the disgusting pictures are <i>too good</i> for me to think of them as the worst. I considered Opa-Opa's as well, but the story element of Smile's is enough of an extra to put it on top.

[Opa-Opa]

I can't believe I actually got one vote! Rico the Hedgehog must be a lot more popular than I thought!

[Samface]

Incidentally, does cjmcray's make anyone else think of Ren and Stimpy?

[DarkPrime]

How could mine have gone without a vote? There must be a problem with the poll.

[Delphine]

That's what you get for not voting for yourself.

[DarkPrime]

That's what you get for not voting for yourself.

Woman, I am a gentleman and a scholar. It is uncouth to vote for oneself.

[Delphine]

I am a gentleman and a scholar.

The hell you doing here?

[Baba O'Reily]

I voted for a person's artwork. I'm not going to say who, because it is nobody's business.