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Psh, no. All of my porn comes from Japan. It's more artistic.
Yeah, you need to be creative to imagine what's going on under that damn mosaic.


All the porn sites back then had the "today membership is free" schtick. I guess it's a pretty obscure joke. Mart gets it.
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Psh, no. All of my porn comes from Japan. It's more artistic.
John Kerry would respond to that as "How dare you outsource your pornography to cheap Asian countries?!"
And John Ashcroft would arrest you for watching porn.
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All the porn sites back then had the "today membership is free" schtick. I guess it's a pretty obscure joke. Mart gets it.
Woah, I'd forgotten about that. They were never actually free, were they? Bloody AdultCheck.
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Bo wrote:John Kerry would respond to that as "How dare you outsource your pornography to cheap Asian countries?!"
And John Ashcroft would arrest you for watching porn.
And that is why I don't vote Republicrat.
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Your votes for meaningless third-parties are UN-AMERICAN.
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No, <a href="http://unamerican.com/">THIS</a> is Unamerican.
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http://www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvo ... anyway.com

That site pretty much sums up how I'm voting.

Yeah, the Democrats have their problems, but since only the Democrats and Republicans have a realistic chance of winning this, I'm going to vote Democratic (MY FIRST VOTE EVAR!!), and Kerry is the lesser of two evils.
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Is everyone who voted for the 'lesser of two evils' voted for a third party candidate, then the Republicrats might get the hint and actually BE WORTH SOMETHING FOR ONCE.
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Is anyone voting for me?
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That URL is almost exactly what I said the other day. I said Kerry is a douche, but he is better than Bush. However my first vote of ever doesn't mean dick because I live in Utah. Our five votes are guarenteed for Bush.
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Green Gibbon! wrote:Is anyone voting for me?
Maybe... what's your position on agriculture subsidies, GG?
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Meh. I turned 18 earlier this month, and I got sent some slip of paper telling me that if I don't vote then I don't care whether or not I have air to breath, or something to that effect. But I don't think I will be voting this year, as we've got two of the crappiest candidates to ever run. Don't get me wrong; although Bush has poor grammatical skills and cannot pronounce names correctly, I was prepared to vote for him this fall. When we got Saddam I was actually damn happy with the job he'd been doing. Of course, this whole "we need to have troops in Iraq for 5 more years" is a bunch of BS. They don't want Democracy. They want dead Americans. And that's all we're going to see as long as our troops are stationed there.

Of course, I can't imagine myself actually supporting John "I can't get my stories straight" Kerry. He's just a Douche.

So in the right corner we have Pissed-Off, White Trash, Red-Neck Conservative" and in the left corner we have "Aging Hippie Liberal Douche." Ah, the many things South Park has taught me.

For an Elftor-riffic view of things, click these links!

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Maybe I'll vote for GG, as long as his platform has something to do with stopping Sonic Team from further pissing on Sonic's grave. That would be a kick-ass campaign.
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I turn 18 about two weeks after our federal election, so I'm afraid I won't be able to take part in our sophisticated system of Canadian politics this time around.
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Maybe... what's your position on agriculture subsidies, GG?
I'm glad you brought that up, because I think agriculture is good. I like to eat, and I think that's true of most Americans. I think we should support agriculture in cities and yes, even sub-cities. There are little catalogues you can order from so you can grow tomatoes and shit from your apartment window even in deep urbia.

Also, I'm going to pass a law legalizing female toplessness at public beaches. And bottomlessness, too. Unless they're fat and/or ugly, then they have to wear sweaters and khakis if they want to go to the beach or anywhere else in public.


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Delphine wrote:I think I'm the only chick here, so I have to supply the cute somehow. I'm not all that good at being cute, tho.
Well then... seems I have fierce competition here =D
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Ok, fess up. Who else just thought "mud wrestling."

I know I did. And I don't even like mud wrestling.
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Esrever wrote:Ok, fess up. Who else just thought "mud wrestling."

I know I did. And I don't even like mud wrestling.
I'm all for it.
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I'm all for it.
If you're involved, it becomes mud sumo.
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Green Gibbon! wrote:If you're involved, it becomes mud sumo.
That's okay, just means I always win.
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Green Gibbon! wrote:Also, I am the cute one here.
Not with that avatar, you're not. :smile:
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Not with that avatar, you're not.
Damnation to you for questioning the power of Moroboshi!

Speaking of avatars, who the hell is that in yours, Del?
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Green Gibbon! wrote:Is anyone voting for me?
What are you going to do about these damned pot holes and this sinkage?
And will you send missionaries throughout the isolated bowels of this state?
Lastly, do you support or are you against super-sizing in fast-food pits?
Wait...Am I asking the right political position?
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Green Gibbon! wrote:Speaking of avatars, who the hell is that in yours, Del?
I took a picture of Emeralda (from Xenogears) and photoshopped the hell out of it.
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Democracy is shit though. Not that the USA or Britain are actually democratic or anything. :(
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