A joke
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A joke
Have you guys tried that new cannabis pastry?
Y'know, pot pie?
Y'know, pot pie?
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Since we're telling old jokes...
Why is there a fence around the cemetary?
Because people are dying to get in.
Because people are dying to get in.
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He crossed the road because he felt the need to talk about Muse with some people that were on the other side.
... anyway...
Two guys are sitting at a bar one when one says, "It's amazing that after all that shit, they're still together."
The other guy looks around and says, "Who are you talking about?"
The first guy turns to him and yells, "Your asscheeks."
...I thought that joke was funny in Jr. High. It still makes me giggle.
... anyway...
Two guys are sitting at a bar one when one says, "It's amazing that after all that shit, they're still together."
The other guy looks around and says, "Who are you talking about?"
The first guy turns to him and yells, "Your asscheeks."
...I thought that joke was funny in Jr. High. It still makes me giggle.
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So, I was in a bar one day, and this guy walks in. This guy, not your usual kind of fellow, had an orange for a head. He really did. After about half an hour I couldn't contain my curiosity, so I ask him. I say: "I'm sorry, this is really rude, but I have to know, why do you have an orange instead of a head?"
"That's quite alright," he replied, "it's a very interesting story actually. I was rumaging through my attic one day when I came across this old lamp. So I gave it a rub and lo and behold, a genie popped out."
"Wow," said I.
"Yeah, so he said, 'You can have three wishes', and I thought 'excellent'. I thought for a while about the wishes I wanted, made sure that I picked just the right things."
"So what did you wish for?"
"My first wish," the orange-headed man revealed, " was for a million pounds. And sure enough, there it was, 'poof', right in front of me."
"Wow," I was amazed, "so what was your second wish?"
"My second wish was to meet the girl of my dreams, fall in love and get married. That very moment the doorbell went and standing there, asking to borrow a cup of sugar, was the girl of my dreams. She was beautiful, and, of course, we got along great. So, the next morning, it was time for my final wish."
I was practically falling off my seat by now. "So what was your last wish?" I asked.
"Well that was the most important one of the bunch in a way," he said. "My third wish was..."
"That's quite alright," he replied, "it's a very interesting story actually. I was rumaging through my attic one day when I came across this old lamp. So I gave it a rub and lo and behold, a genie popped out."
"Wow," said I.
"Yeah, so he said, 'You can have three wishes', and I thought 'excellent'. I thought for a while about the wishes I wanted, made sure that I picked just the right things."
"So what did you wish for?"
"My first wish," the orange-headed man revealed, " was for a million pounds. And sure enough, there it was, 'poof', right in front of me."
"Wow," I was amazed, "so what was your second wish?"
"My second wish was to meet the girl of my dreams, fall in love and get married. That very moment the doorbell went and standing there, asking to borrow a cup of sugar, was the girl of my dreams. She was beautiful, and, of course, we got along great. So, the next morning, it was time for my final wish."
I was practically falling off my seat by now. "So what was your last wish?" I asked.
"Well that was the most important one of the bunch in a way," he said. "My third wish was..."
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