Essential Retard

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 2:13 pm

Where are those photos anyway? In the Team Chaotix intro movie?

Stardust Speedman · Post by **Stardust Speedman** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:57 pm

I voted for Big. Actually, I hate Charmy and Vektor more. But fishing with Big in Sonic Adventure was the worst thing ever in a Sonic game. It just wasn't a Sonic game at all (I mean fishing with Big). In Sonic Heroes, however, Big is OK.

Opa-Opa · Post by **Opa-Opa** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:10 pm

Big. Definetly. Definetly Big. He's the biggest (pun intended) retard ever. Cream is a philosopher/nobel prize winner in comparison to Big.

I don't know why people don't like Charmy Bee. Actually, I didn't like him on Chaotix, because he was just too stupid to control, too tiny and he couldn't jump dammit. But I actually liked him on Sonic Heroes. He has the most crazy personality of all, blabbering and screaming absurd things about anything on his annoying (but coherent) voice. His little arguments with Vector also amused me during the game.

But then again, that's just me.

Tsuyoshi-kun · Post by **Tsuyoshi-kun** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:05 am

I didn't actually hate Heroes Charmy either, but his voice, in both English and Japanese, gets grating after awhile.

Cypher · Post by **Cypher** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:04 pm

Ngangbius wrote:
Do most 2-5 year olds have the motor skills to play a Sonic game--even using Cream? I know my 3 year cousin never got past the first level of Leaf Forest even with using Cream.

My 2-and-a-half year old cousin absolutely burned it through Green Hill Zone Act 1 without even losing any rings. Maybe it was a fluke, but he did actually seem to be quite good.
Then we played Sonic 2 and i taught him to spin dash and everything... So proud

As for most retarded character, I'd say Cream, for the same reasons others have mentioned.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:04 pm

Lies. At the age of 4 I couldn't even tackle a gani-gani.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:43 pm

Yes but kids these days are getting more techno. Heck, I even seen a diddy little PS2 controller (in W.H. Smith) for the younger ones.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:14 pm

They were probably invented up by the same people that thought Ecko Unltd clothes and Timberlands for infants was a good idea.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:17 pm

Seriously though, when I see a young kid on a computer it just freaks me out. Especially if it seems like they know what they're doing.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:20 pm

*shrug* Computers aren't as hard to use as everyone seems to think they are. Used properly, they're one of the best educational/entertainment tools we have.

Those damn kids should still be outside, though. Off finding the fish and whatnot.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:25 pm

Delphine wrote:Used properly, it's one of the best educational/entertainment tools we have.

Books? Saves on electricity.

I remember being a kid. If I climbed trees, the locals called the cops on us. If I went catching sticklebacks and frogs in the stream, the locals called the RSPCA on us. No wonder I stayed inside playing fucking videogames all the time.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:27 pm

Books aren't as fast.

Sticklebacks?

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:33 pm

Stickleback: A type of fish with 3 spikes (stickles) on it's back that it sticks up when in defense (much like a perch). The male has a red belly during mating season and makes a nest from pondweed. Aggresive little fuckers aswell.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:34 pm

What the fucking shit? I posted a reply to Del like 2 minutes ago and it disappeared. Tsui, your board sucks.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:36 pm

Are you sure you actually posted it and didn't only THINK you posted it? Because I've done that.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:38 pm

No, I actually posted. I'm not a retard, nor living in the Matrix. This is like the third time it's happened today, too.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:40 pm

Maybe the board hates you. Maybe it's jealous because you're sexier than it.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:45 pm

It's the likeliest explanation. I am pretty sexy.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:46 pm

I didn't do anything.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:46 pm

Computers don't KILL TREES OMG

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:55 pm

And... books do? *eyes her bookshelf... and her bookbox... and the pile of books on her floor*

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:09 pm

MURDERER!

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:10 pm

I've noticed when I'm browsing the forum, the title of the page doesn't change anymore. It's always "The GHZ Forum :: Index."

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:16 pm

The forum hasn't been acting weid for me at all.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:20 pm

Mine's still the same although a forum page failed to load for me about 5 minutes ago.

Essential Retard

Vote for the most retarded Sonic character.