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MartinB
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by MartinB » Wed May 26, 2004 10:20 am
Hello! Nice forum. I'm gonna start posting here again 'cause I like you people. Happy belated birthday, by the way. Hey, look -
Happy birthday!
It's a bunch of stuff from ancient times. Hope somebody out there enjoys it!
Bye.
Martin
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by Popcorn » Wed May 26, 2004 10:23 am
Don't read it. It's upsetting. What the fuck was I thinking?
MartinB
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by MartinB » Wed May 26, 2004 10:25 am
Ni! Niiiiiiiiiii!
Bo
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by Bo » Wed May 26, 2004 10:38 am
Martin Braid! We were just talking about you yesterday.
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by Delphine » Wed May 26, 2004 10:56 am
Dude! Glad somebody saved that shit. It's amusing as all get out.
G.Silver
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by G.Silver » Wed May 26, 2004 11:53 am
Martin Braid! We were just talking about you yesterday.
Yes, we had a
pretty good time .
Segaholic2
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by Segaholic2 » Wed May 26, 2004 11:55 am
Wow, I never thought I'd see Martin show up again.
Green Gibbon!
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by Green Gibbon! » Wed May 26, 2004 12:35 pm
You- you're a MOUSE?! I knew it!
Many people find it difficult to believe that I am indeed an early 80's anime character.
Delphine
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by Delphine » Wed May 26, 2004 12:50 pm
I more expected him to be a gerbil.
*looks around* Yep, no one gets it. Oh well.
Zeta
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by Zeta » Wed May 26, 2004 12:58 pm
Many people find it difficult to believe that I am indeed an early 80's anime character.
You can't be Ataru. You're too perveted to turn down an offer of sex from an alien princess in a tiger-striped bikini.
Even if said sex would result in you being friend like a Kentucky Chicken.
Green Gibbon!
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by Green Gibbon! » Wed May 26, 2004 1:25 pm
If I thought that having sex with this alien babe would mean that I would never get to have sex with any other women EVER, then I might turn it down!
Then again, she'd fry me just for glancing wistfully at another woman, so I'd be screwed either way.
Segaholic2
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by Segaholic2 » Wed May 26, 2004 1:27 pm
But it'd be worth it, right? I mean, how many guys can say they've had sex with an alien princess?
Unless, of course, she had tentacles or something. Then you just run.
One Classy Bloke
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by One Classy Bloke » Wed May 26, 2004 2:16 pm
If we ever learn anything from the Little Mermaid, it's that you can't run away from tentacle princesses.
Zeta
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by Zeta » Wed May 26, 2004 3:32 pm
Actually, if we learned anything from the Little Mermaid, it's that you shouldn't go after Mermaids 'cause they don't have vaginas. There's only so much oral can do for you while the smell of dead seafood fills your nostrils.
I'm not sure if mermen have mer-wangs, or if they just pop their juice out of a hole. Either way, I wouldn't want to screw one.
Segaholic2
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by Segaholic2 » Wed May 26, 2004 3:42 pm
Implying you want to screw human men?
Zeta
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by Zeta » Wed May 26, 2004 4:51 pm
Yes.
Green Gibbon!
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by Green Gibbon! » Wed May 26, 2004 4:59 pm
Well nuts, now I can't make any more gay jokes.
Rlan
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by Rlan » Wed May 26, 2004 7:54 pm
Zeta wrote: Actually, if we learned anything from the Little Mermaid, it's that you shouldn't go after Mermaids 'cause they don't have vaginas. There's only so much oral can do for you while the smell of dead seafood fills your nostrils.
I'm not sure if mermen have mer-wangs, or if they just pop their juice out of a hole. Either way, I wouldn't want to screw one.
If you go by Futurama Fact, Merpeople make out, Mermaids lay eggs, they leave, and the Mermen release their 'fertiziler'.
Ahh Futurama..
Jaden
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by Jaden » Wed May 26, 2004 8:08 pm
I thought that was only for the mermaids with fish part on the bottom... I think the top ones do it by normal means... But does it matter if you get some space bee royal jelly...
Delphine
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by Delphine » Wed May 26, 2004 8:10 pm
Green Gibbon! wrote: Well nuts, now I can't make any more gay jokes.
What the fuck am I, chop suey? You've been making gay jokes around me long after I told the board I was bi. Jeeze.
Green Gibbon!
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by Green Gibbon! » Wed May 26, 2004 8:38 pm
What the fuck am I, chop suey?
I'd say teriyaki chicken. With too much soy sauce like at those cheap mall Chinese places.
Delphine
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by Delphine » Wed May 26, 2004 9:04 pm
It's a good thing I like you, Gibbon.
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by Ritz » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:26 pm
On your knees, now. And don't look at me.
Locit
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by Locit » Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:16 pm
Delphine wrote: Green Gibbon! wrote: Well nuts, now I can't make any more gay jokes.
What the fuck am I, chop suey? You've been making gay jokes around me long after I told the board I was
bi . Jeeze.
Exactly! You're just straddling the fence. Zeta's jumped
over it.