Boobies! [this post has become so unbelievably not worksafe]

Post by **Squirrelknight** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 11:32 pm

I didn't click on any of those links, which is probably a good thing, but... bakla.net? "Bakla" is the Filipino word for "gay".

Now I know why NT is so nice to me ;D. Sorry, but my Flip ass is an exit port only, no entry.

chix0rgirl · Post by **chix0rgirl** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 11:53 pm

I was gasping for breath when I got back from dinner and checked this thread. You guys are freaking hilarious.

Now I hope Beaver comes back to read all this. I want to hear what she's got to say to Del's posts. :P

J.C.14 wrote:I love you...marry me

angry_beaver wrote:is that a proposal? ahh i'm all flattered now.

Zeta's responses to this entire post were the best yet in this thread. I was literally laughing my head off. True, Del cracks me up, too.

wanna know why i'm so pissed off about this? its not because i need to lighten up, its because spazz is a hypocrite. he says he is catholic yet he posts indecent pics of women and speak of women in a horrible manner.

Might I point out that you were pissed before you found out that he's Catholic. :P Spazz was trying to be funny, a concept you seem to be unfamiliar with, except as an accident. As a girl, I didn't have a problem with it. Are you going to rant about the Venus de Milo next? "OMG HOW INSULTING SHE HAS TEH BOOBIES, WHICH IS MORE THAN I HAS"

i bet he's banged a few girls already

Why, were you the last?

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 12:08 am

Squirrelknight wrote:I didn't click on any of those links, which is probably a good thing, but... bakla.net? "Bakla" is the Filipino word for "gay".

Really? Now it makes sense.

The Scarlet Scorpion · Sun Sep 12, 2004 1:40 am

Neo Yi wrote:
If he had posted Goatse or Tubgirl, then you should be offended.

Maybe, but I have no durn clue what they mean...should I know? Heh.
~Neo

Goatse.

Ah, Goatse. The scourge of the Internet. The terror that faps in the night.

Goatse.cx is a rather bizarre pornographic website with a hideous, grotesque man who took pictures of himself. I was once lured into that page by an online accaintance who had tricked me into thinking it contained his fan art tied to the brilliant webcomic "It's Walky". Instead, I got to see the insides of some unidentifiable body part, possibly a rectum. I have been forever scarred because of that (I had heard of the site before, being that the deciever and I sometime run in the same circles, I just never knew of the horrors that lied within).

I don't know who or what Tubgirl is, and I'm too scared to find out (I have a distinct feeling it's akin to the picture Andy once described of a balding, morbidly obese woman doing unseemly things with a bicycle. Whatever it is, I'm freaked).

EDIT: Fixed the HTML for "It's Walky".

Also, I think that it's rather ironic that the supposed fan art was allegedly of the sexy, horny clone Anti-Joyce, who has a distinct cult following due to her coital rampage early on in the series.

Ash Holt · Post by **Ash Holt** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 3:05 am

Sega, you linked to "Goat.cx" or some shit, it's goatse.cx (goatsex). You think you would have learned, I goatsexed you over AIM about three times now?

The Scarlet Scorpion · Sun Sep 12, 2004 3:26 am

angry_beaver wrote:
J.C.14 wrote:
angry_beaver wrote:how rude and sick. spazz needs his dong locked up or a knot tied into it. why is it always about women's parts on this freakin board???.

boys make me feel sick, the way you degrade us girls with all this shit. how would you feel if i posted a pictur of a dick? you wouldn't like it, you're all worthless scum of the earth. your an insult to sonic the hedgehog, your an insult to humanity. grow the fuck up. go offline, spend time with your families, partners, whatever! stop posting this crap, stop getting boners from baby feeders, stupid fucks.
I love you...marry me
is that a proposal? ahh i'm all flattered now.

wanna know why i'm so pissed off about this? its not because i need to lighten up, its because spazz is a hypocrite. he says he is catholic yet he posts indecent pics of women and speak of women in a horrible manner. catholic or not catholic, men will always degrade women. i dont give a shit about a "pledge" of abstinance, spazz aint pure and never will be. i bet he's banged a few girls already, but puts on the catholic act for the heck of it. maybe he thinks it is a chick magnet.

men are so fuckin dense.

I was originally going to post something consolling in response to your claims, but then I read your second post and got fed up with your misandry.

Serious, there is a difference between "sexist" and "horny". Most, if not all of the men on The GHZ are the latter. And you yourself are being sexist when you deride anything and anyone with a penis as being evil.

I used to be a crass, obnoxious idiot myself. But then they changed my medication (seriously).

None the less, I still feel guilty about it years later. And still, I was merely the later.

And hell, if Catholicism is a turn-on, you must think the Pope is like bloody Hugh Hefner!

Now before you start your rant against him, remeber that A.) his daughter is one of the highest-ranked members of his company, and B.) he also puts out "Playgirl", a magazine with pictures of naked men. See, women can be just as randy as men can. Heck, I've known a few females over the years who could give some guys a run for their money.

Remember, it's hard-wired into the human brain, nay, all animal brains to reproduce. And like a tasty apple for a tree, nature has found its own way of enticing people to pass on their genes.

Oh, and getting back to your previous posts, maybe we might take you a little more seriously if you weren't so severely prone to bigoted rambling, not to mention that you are typographically inept.

So there.

The Scarlet Scorpion · Sun Sep 12, 2004 3:34 am

Crazy Penguin wrote:We have a new Devoted.

I take it Devoted was one members of the Troll Army who destroyed the last GHZ message board.

The Scarlet Scorpion · Sun Sep 12, 2004 3:39 am

Netaku wrote:Since when is animated boobies for real penis an equal trade?

We need to get an expert in here, I think we're getting screwed on this deal.

If that's a request for more boobies, give me a little while...

Thrust me, it'll be worth it.

The Scarlet Scorpion · Sun Sep 12, 2004 3:43 am

Delphine wrote:
Zeta wrote:Geeze, Del. What an awful choice. That thing looks like it's attatched to a 12-year old.
Hey man, I just did a Google image search for cock, nothing major. Let me find a better one for you.

<img src="http://dontfeedthewriter.com/11t/whitebig2.jpg">

How's that?

Geeze, Del! It's warped! Did the guy leave it out in the rain, or something?

It looks like a pink bannana afixed to a tan tennis ball.

Ehh, just so long as no one posts pics of that obese freak Ron Jeremy, I think we'll be fine.

Oh God, someone's gonna do that now, aren't they?

Ash Holt · Post by **Ash Holt** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 4:21 am

I think he's using a fisheye lense.

And I do want more nekked boobies.

(0)(0)

The Scarlet Scorpion · Sun Sep 12, 2004 4:39 am

The Scarlet Scorpion wrote:
Netaku wrote:Since when is animated boobies for real penis an equal trade?

We need to get an expert in here, I think we're getting screwed on this deal.
If that's a request for more boobies, give me a little while...

Thrust me, it'll be worth it.

Since I don't have a way to upload some of the pics here, I'll just give you the links:

http://www.nadine-j.de/
http://www.tokyotopless.com/
http://www.milena-velba.de/
http://www.juliestrain.com/
http://www.jadefeng.com/
http://www.bettie-b.de/

Enjoy!

Note: Sadly, Ms. Feng's site is temporarily offline, but one can easily Google her work (some of which she did not post on her non-X-rated website -- not that I particularly mind, as I find that hardcore stuff a bit disturbing), as well as on One Model Place (where some of her other PG-13 work is displayed).

Another good site currently down is Pixelust, but, like Ms. Feng's page, is appearently going to make a comeback. I hope.

P.S.: All of the "main sites", that is, the pages I linked to at the beginning, are "natural". Really!

EDIT: Fixed Pixelust link.

Lakwren · Post by **Lakwren** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 5:10 am

Oh man, this is the funniest thread ever. Thanks for making me choke on my toast, guys.

Dache · Post by **Dache** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 6:04 am

Netaku wrote:Sega, you linked to "Goat.cx" or some shit, it's goatse.cx (goatsex). You think you would have learned, I goatsexed you over AIM about three times now?

No, some fucking bitch got goatse.cx pulled a few months ago when she complained to the hosts. They put it up again at goat.cx.

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 10:21 am

Segaholic2 wrote:Holy crap, this thread is freaking hilarious.

And obscene. Thanks for nothing, Del. While we're at it (and since someone asked...)

<A HREF="http://goat.cx/">- BOOBIES ARE HOT</A>
<A HREF="http://www.tubgirl.com/">- I LIKE GIRLS</A>
<A HREF="http://www.bakla.net/">- LALALALALALALA</A>
<A HREF="http://www.dickcream.com/spin/">- RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANAPHONE!</A>

(thank me for not including the images in this post)

SON - OF - A - BITCH!

I should have been expecting that.

Ash Holt · Post by **Ash Holt** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 11:41 am

Dache wrote:
Netaku wrote:Sega, you linked to "Goat.cx" or some shit, it's goatse.cx (goatsex). You think you would have learned, I goatsexed you over AIM about three times now?
No, some fucking bitch got goatse.cx pulled a few months ago when she complained to the hosts. They put it up again at goat.cx.

Jeez, I would have let it die.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 11:45 am

You might already know this, but the guy who's asshole that is didn't start the site. Some guys stole his camera and put that picture online. Crazy world..

I think this thread cured your boredom problem, NT. >_^

Dache · Post by **Dache** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 11:47 am

Netaku wrote: Jeez, I would have let it die.

GOATSE CAN NEVER DIE.

angry_beaver · Post by **angry_beaver** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 1:44 pm

Spazz wrote:I think this thread cured your boredom problem, NT. >_^

not only as the thread cured nt's boredom, it has made your gal very very pissed at you, haaaahaaahaaaa!!!!!

Ash Holt · Post by **Ash Holt** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 1:45 pm

Spazz wrote:You might already know this, but the guy who's asshole that is didn't start the site. Some guys stole his camera and put that picture online. Crazy world..

I think this thread cured your boredom problem, NT. >_^

If I found a picture like that on my friend's camera, I would not have that particular friend anymore.

It looks so angry :(.

chix0rgirl · Post by **chix0rgirl** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 1:49 pm

"You're last post makes no cense."

Seriously, what the heck are you trying to say? I can't understand you, even when you try to be lucid.

Which gal is pissed? The only angry female I see around here is Beaver.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 2:03 pm

Dache wrote:
Netaku wrote: Jeez, I would have let it die.
GOATSE CAN NEVER DIE.

As long as there are newbies to the internet Goatse will never die.

It's like a rite of passage like a girl's first Training bra or a boy's first wet dream.

And angry-beaver reminds me of that man-hating teacher from Daria who only let the girls in the class answer questions, berates the boys and men in general because of her ex-hubby, and only fell for the sensitive, pussy-whipped male English teacher in the series.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 2:12 pm

angry_beaver wrote:not only as the thread cured nt's boredom, it has made your gal very very pissed at you

I might as well let the cow out of the barn.
My ex was occasionally making sex jokes and showing me stuff like <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/community/no ... /">this</a> and sometimes telling me sex jokes:
"How many guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, guys will screw anything!"

So, recently I show her <a href="http://www.microsqft.com/files/goodnight.jpg">this</a> just as a light-hearted joke, and she gets all pissed off and offended, saying stuff like I don't care about her after I've supported her and tried to make her happy for a long time.
So, who's being hypocrytical now?

angry_beaver wrote:haaaahaaahaaaa!!!!!

I see you find this funny.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 3:56 pm

And angry-beaver reminds me of that man-hating teacher from Daria who only let the girls in the class answer questions, berates the boys and men in general because of her ex-hubby, and only fell for the sensitive, pussy-whipped male English teacher in the series.

Mrs. Barch. ;)

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 4:13 pm

a boy's first wet dream.

I had my first wet dream when I was awake. True story. It was a rather curious experience.

As for the topic at hand...fufufufu.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 5:34 pm

I never got the chance to have a wet dream. I discovered masturbation at a very early age (9), I didn't even find out what wet dreams were till I was in my later teens.

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