All out of piggies

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:40 am

Delphine wrote:
Isuka wrote:When I get tired of God of War II
That shouldn't take very long.

Having just purchased a PS2, I feel obligated to say HOW DARE U

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:27 pm

Well, if you've only just purchased a PS2 you won't have played the original God of War, called Devil May Cry.

Opa-Opa · Post by **Opa-Opa** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:58 pm

*whip sound*

That felt GOOD Del.

Isuka · Post by **Isuka** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:09 am

... Well, while it isn't as interesting, catchy or mind-blowing as DMC, I must admit that GoW controls much better, allowing for an easier time slaughtering everything on your way even in the hardest difficulties, all the while you must sell your soul in exchange of hands talented enough to survive in DMC (specially the first one, some enemies have fatal moves that'll instantly kill you, it does get frustrating). But they are definitely two great games... oh, and GoW II's ending is shit.

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:28 am

Well, yeah, I would hope that it controls better <i>four years later</i>.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:55 pm

Delphine wrote:Well, if you've only just purchased a PS2 you won't have played the original God of War, called Devil May Cry.

I did. I got mercilessly raped, Capcom style, by the first boss. However, in God of War, I stab Cyclopses in the balls, kick hell dogs and chop zombie heads off while I tiptoe nimbly across beams, dodging whirring blades and occasionally fucking women offscreen while navigating my way out of the River Styx.

It just...makes me feel like a big man, okay? Gosh you guys ;__;

Isuka · Post by **Isuka** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:28 am

See? This is what I'm talking about; while God of War is like "WISE FWOM YOUW GWAVE!", Devil May Cry is more like "WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM!... GET READY!!".

Opa-Opa · Post by **Opa-Opa** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:11 pm

Isuka wrote:"WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM!... GET READY!!".

What is this? Altered Harrier?

Isuka · Post by **Isuka** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:56 pm

And it's sequel Cyber Troopers Altered-On.
Like DMC, you get to shoot down random, creepy enemies at fucking lightspeed. Golly!

gr4yJ4Y · Post by **gr4yJ4Y** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:46 pm

Isuka wrote: Like DMC, you get to shoot down random, creepy enemies at fucking lightspeed. Golly!

Clearly they're the same game!

The playthrough also reminded me that S3&K is the shit. Why aren't you all playing it right now? J'accuse!

Actually, I'm pretty sure I was playing it the moment you posted that.

Isuka · Post by **Isuka** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:27 pm

Well, I just noticed that the Sonic CD page lacks the slingshot-like spindash attack in the move list. That's pretty strange, I could swear it was there before. Whatever, just that.
Oh, and it's probably worth mentioning that, in every third zone of every round, there're exactly 100 rings to collect before the boss fight, always.

EDIT: Forget it, it was included in the Dash maneuver description. And the Quartz Quadrant boss description lacks the "spiky doom at your left" bit.
One more thingy; every ring-marked UFO you bust in the Special Zones will, in fact, double your current ring count.