Popcorn's Mom wins easily.
Midori would have done better if not for the immense power of her opponents.
Tails Doll is pwnd early on.
Tillis shares a similar fate.
Pengo fights heroically to the very end...who the fuck is Pengo anyway? What's he from? I'm sure I should know this, he even looks slightly familiar, but I don't!
By the way...if what I wrote didn't tip you off, I haven't read any of this thread since the poll and GG's awesome story. It would make a good game.