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Bastardizing Literature Into Hentai - GHZ Style

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:03 pm
by WB
Blackbat2: .......
Blackbat2: Brave Little Toaster Hentai
Blackbat2: Thats what we need more of.
Blackbat2: Wouldn't you agree?
segaholic2: NO!
*** Auto-response sent to segaholic2: I'M DREAMING OF PRETTY BUNNIES! :D
Blackbat2: YES !!!!!!!
Blackbat2: I mean - think about it
Blackbat2: Tentacle Hentai
Blackbat2: BUT
Blackbat2: INSTEAD OF TENTACLES
segaholic2: OH GOD NO
Blackbat2: ELECTRICAL CORDS AND PLUGS AND WALL SOCKETS!!
segaholic2: NO!!
Blackbat2: ITS INGENIOUS !!!!!!!! :D :D :D
segaholic2: FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING, NO!
Helldray: does the little toaster have sex with humans, or is it all machine-on-machine?
Blackbat2: I would imagine machine on machine at first, and then moving on to bigger and better things
Helldray: that guy who is a lamp could screw in some special accessory instead of a light bulb :D
Blackbat2: HE TURNS WOMEN ON
segaholic2: ......
segaholic2: I think I hate you now
Blackbat2: Then my job is done ^__^
segaholic2: :'(
Blackbat2: Now next question
Blackbat2: CHARLOTTES WEB HENTAI
Blackbat2: How would that work.
segaholic2: SHUT UP
Blackbat2: She'd be all making webs to tie Wilbur up in with "Hawt" written in 'em
Blackbat2: I suppose that all those spider webs COULD be a euphemism for bondage...
Dubble: CHARLOTTE THE BONDAGE QUEEN! She could use that Rat's tail as a whip.
Dubble: YA!! YA!! CALL ME QUEEN !!!!!!!!
segaholic2: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH
Helldray: ultimately all the animals would be writhing in her orgastic webbing
Helldray: orgastic xD
Helldray: and then finally, the little girl, and her family
Helldray: then Charlotte explodes in sexual fury
Helldray: raining down her awful children
Blackbat2: OK ! NOW WE'RE IN PEDO TERRITORY! NEXT TOPIC XD
Helldray: who go on to other farms... xD
Helldray: what, are you saying the brave little toaster isn't pedo?
Blackbat2: Spider sex rings?! LOL XD
Helldray: he's like, 4 years old!
Blackbat2: Of course not! He's only 4 in toaster years
Blackbat2: everybody knows thats 40
Helldray: what
Helldray: so he's a dirty old man now eh
Helldray: copping feels with his cords
Helldray: saying "hey baby, wanna pop tart?" to any young thing who walks by?
Blackbat2: Well he likes rapidly popping things out of his holes when he gets hot - so yeah. I'd say dirty old man definately
segaholic2: AAAAAAAGH
segaholic2: You're both sick!
Blackbat2: LMAO XD
Helldray: that kind of changes it into the dirty old toaster.
Helldray: it's not really the same thing.
Blackbat2: Perhaps youre right
Blackbat2: We need something new
Blackbat2: Something DIFFERENT
Blackbat2: How does Stuart Little porn strike you?
segaholic2: G.Silv is all about the little kids
Helldray: no no
Helldray: that's no good
Helldray: The Mouse and the Motorcycle :D
Blackbat2: OOH!! OOH!!! We can do Masamune Shirow style Mouse and the Motorcycle hentai!
Blackbat2: GIANT MOIST MOTORYCLE MECHS
Blackbat2: With kyoot little mice that eat cheese! :D
segaholic2: You guys have so many issues
Blackbat2: I know. Ain't it great? XD
segaholic2: Absolutely not!
segaholic2: Now post it on the forum!


AND SO WE DID!

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:06 pm
by Segaholic2
This is what defines the GHZ community.

Sexual deviance. Sickos.

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:07 pm
by Light Speed
I'm glad I wasn't a part of this.

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:24 pm
by Jaden
I choose the last option since I really don't like any of those books/movies... Never really read Charlotte's Web and only read the Mouse and Motocycle for school... And the Brave Little Toaster pissed me off when he went to Mars... Come to think of it you could do a series where the Toaster and the rest meet the Alien Probes on Mars...

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 3:04 pm
by Baba O'Reily
*Chose Mouse* Yip.

Re: Bastardizing Literature Into Hentai - GHZ Style

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 4:15 pm
by Spazz

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 6:53 pm
by Baba O'Reily
...That made me laugh more than it should have.

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 9:28 pm
by Brazillian Cara
I don't know any of these stories (except for Stuart Little), so the best I can say is that you and your friend have some serious problems.

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 11:16 pm
by Zeta
For the record - I'm going with the toaster. It's the only option that doesn't involve sex with furries.

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 12:33 am
by chriscaffee
Do spiders count as furry?

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:07 am
by Ngangbius
Tarantulas are furry so it's close enough.

A bastardizing children's lit into porn poll and no obvious Harry Potter option? That's new.

Also new is that I did not know The Brave Little Toaster was originally a book.

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 3:48 am
by Light Speed
I went with Charlottes Web cause soon the entire world will feel her wrath. Those bitches lay a lot of eggs.

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 12:45 pm
by Zeta
A bastardizing children's lit into porn poll and no obvious Harry Potter option? That's new.
There's enough Harry Potter porn to fill the grand canyon.

And that's just the GAY porn . . .

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 4:42 pm
by Crazy Penguin
Sonic comic book characters designed by WB and Chip & Walter/Time Trouble characters all in one huge orgy.

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 4:49 pm
by Baba O'Reily
chriscaffee wrote:Do spiders count as furry?
Depends.

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 6:22 pm
by chriscaffee
My curiousity wants an explanation, but the rational part says it doesn't.

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 6:38 pm
by Double-S-
Brazillian Cara wrote:I don't know any of these stories (except for Stuart Little), so the best I can say is that you and your friend have some serious problems.
What?

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 6:39 pm
by Delphine
Shhh. Just smile and nod.

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:09 pm
by j-man
Brave Little Toaster is one of my favourite films. You make me sad, WB. :(

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 7:40 pm
by Double-S-
I never liked the Brave Little Toaster. I didn't get it and it scared me.

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 10:31 pm
by Nova
Double-S- wrote:I never liked the Brave Little Toaster. I didn't get it and it scared me.
I only liked the first movie, but I was a kid then.

HAL JORDAN!!!

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 1:02 am
by Guest
*watches the whole tread*

Damn, I mean, you REALLY have some SERIOUS problems...

El Cernex, saying "And before you start, I WAS DRUNK. Period. Go blame Corona"

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:42 am
by Omni Hunter
Proof that Brave Little Toaster likes to fiddle with his knob.
http://www.einhorn-film.at/filme_qrst/toaster_1.jpg
He's enjoying it too!

Red thing giving the lamp a blowjob? The hoover seems disgusted.
http://www.einhorn-film.at/filme_qrst/toaster_2.jpg

I know this thread is old but for some reason it was at the top of the list.
Apologies.

lulz

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:14 am
by Delphine
The rapist formerly known as Cernex wrote:Damn, I mean, you REALLY have some SERIOUS problems...

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:48 pm
by Opa-Opa
Sickos...

I voted for the toaster though.