Bastardizing Literature Into Hentai - GHZ Style
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:03 pm
Blackbat2: .......
Blackbat2: Brave Little Toaster Hentai
Blackbat2: Thats what we need more of.
Blackbat2: Wouldn't you agree?
segaholic2: NO!
*** Auto-response sent to segaholic2: I'M DREAMING OF PRETTY BUNNIES! :D
Blackbat2: YES !!!!!!!
Blackbat2: I mean - think about it
Blackbat2: Tentacle Hentai
Blackbat2: BUT
Blackbat2: INSTEAD OF TENTACLES
segaholic2: OH GOD NO
Blackbat2: ELECTRICAL CORDS AND PLUGS AND WALL SOCKETS!!
segaholic2: NO!!
Blackbat2: ITS INGENIOUS !!!!!!!! :D :D :D
segaholic2: FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING, NO!
Helldray: does the little toaster have sex with humans, or is it all machine-on-machine?
Blackbat2: I would imagine machine on machine at first, and then moving on to bigger and better things
Helldray: that guy who is a lamp could screw in some special accessory instead of a light bulb :D
Blackbat2: HE TURNS WOMEN ON
segaholic2: ......
segaholic2: I think I hate you now
Blackbat2: Then my job is done ^__^
segaholic2: :'(
Blackbat2: Now next question
Blackbat2: CHARLOTTES WEB HENTAI
Blackbat2: How would that work.
segaholic2: SHUT UP
Blackbat2: She'd be all making webs to tie Wilbur up in with "Hawt" written in 'em
Blackbat2: I suppose that all those spider webs COULD be a euphemism for bondage...
Dubble: CHARLOTTE THE BONDAGE QUEEN! She could use that Rat's tail as a whip.
Dubble: YA!! YA!! CALL ME QUEEN !!!!!!!!
segaholic2: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH
Helldray: ultimately all the animals would be writhing in her orgastic webbing
Helldray: orgastic xD
Helldray: and then finally, the little girl, and her family
Helldray: then Charlotte explodes in sexual fury
Helldray: raining down her awful children
Blackbat2: OK ! NOW WE'RE IN PEDO TERRITORY! NEXT TOPIC XD
Helldray: who go on to other farms... xD
Helldray: what, are you saying the brave little toaster isn't pedo?
Blackbat2: Spider sex rings?! LOL XD
Helldray: he's like, 4 years old!
Blackbat2: Of course not! He's only 4 in toaster years
Blackbat2: everybody knows thats 40
Helldray: what
Helldray: so he's a dirty old man now eh
Helldray: copping feels with his cords
Helldray: saying "hey baby, wanna pop tart?" to any young thing who walks by?
Blackbat2: Well he likes rapidly popping things out of his holes when he gets hot - so yeah. I'd say dirty old man definately
segaholic2: AAAAAAAGH
segaholic2: You're both sick!
Blackbat2: LMAO XD
Helldray: that kind of changes it into the dirty old toaster.
Helldray: it's not really the same thing.
Blackbat2: Perhaps youre right
Blackbat2: We need something new
Blackbat2: Something DIFFERENT
Blackbat2: How does Stuart Little porn strike you?
segaholic2: G.Silv is all about the little kids
Helldray: no no
Helldray: that's no good
Helldray: The Mouse and the Motorcycle :D
Blackbat2: OOH!! OOH!!! We can do Masamune Shirow style Mouse and the Motorcycle hentai!
Blackbat2: GIANT MOIST MOTORYCLE MECHS
Blackbat2: With kyoot little mice that eat cheese! :D
segaholic2: You guys have so many issues
Blackbat2: I know. Ain't it great? XD
segaholic2: Absolutely not!
segaholic2: Now post it on the forum!
AND SO WE DID!
Blackbat2: Brave Little Toaster Hentai
Blackbat2: Thats what we need more of.
Blackbat2: Wouldn't you agree?
segaholic2: NO!
*** Auto-response sent to segaholic2: I'M DREAMING OF PRETTY BUNNIES! :D
Blackbat2: YES !!!!!!!
Blackbat2: I mean - think about it
Blackbat2: Tentacle Hentai
Blackbat2: BUT
Blackbat2: INSTEAD OF TENTACLES
segaholic2: OH GOD NO
Blackbat2: ELECTRICAL CORDS AND PLUGS AND WALL SOCKETS!!
segaholic2: NO!!
Blackbat2: ITS INGENIOUS !!!!!!!! :D :D :D
segaholic2: FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING, NO!
Helldray: does the little toaster have sex with humans, or is it all machine-on-machine?
Blackbat2: I would imagine machine on machine at first, and then moving on to bigger and better things
Helldray: that guy who is a lamp could screw in some special accessory instead of a light bulb :D
Blackbat2: HE TURNS WOMEN ON
segaholic2: ......
segaholic2: I think I hate you now
Blackbat2: Then my job is done ^__^
segaholic2: :'(
Blackbat2: Now next question
Blackbat2: CHARLOTTES WEB HENTAI
Blackbat2: How would that work.
segaholic2: SHUT UP
Blackbat2: She'd be all making webs to tie Wilbur up in with "Hawt" written in 'em
Blackbat2: I suppose that all those spider webs COULD be a euphemism for bondage...
Dubble: CHARLOTTE THE BONDAGE QUEEN! She could use that Rat's tail as a whip.
Dubble: YA!! YA!! CALL ME QUEEN !!!!!!!!
segaholic2: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH
Helldray: ultimately all the animals would be writhing in her orgastic webbing
Helldray: orgastic xD
Helldray: and then finally, the little girl, and her family
Helldray: then Charlotte explodes in sexual fury
Helldray: raining down her awful children
Blackbat2: OK ! NOW WE'RE IN PEDO TERRITORY! NEXT TOPIC XD
Helldray: who go on to other farms... xD
Helldray: what, are you saying the brave little toaster isn't pedo?
Blackbat2: Spider sex rings?! LOL XD
Helldray: he's like, 4 years old!
Blackbat2: Of course not! He's only 4 in toaster years
Blackbat2: everybody knows thats 40
Helldray: what
Helldray: so he's a dirty old man now eh
Helldray: copping feels with his cords
Helldray: saying "hey baby, wanna pop tart?" to any young thing who walks by?
Blackbat2: Well he likes rapidly popping things out of his holes when he gets hot - so yeah. I'd say dirty old man definately
segaholic2: AAAAAAAGH
segaholic2: You're both sick!
Blackbat2: LMAO XD
Helldray: that kind of changes it into the dirty old toaster.
Helldray: it's not really the same thing.
Blackbat2: Perhaps youre right
Blackbat2: We need something new
Blackbat2: Something DIFFERENT
Blackbat2: How does Stuart Little porn strike you?
segaholic2: G.Silv is all about the little kids
Helldray: no no
Helldray: that's no good
Helldray: The Mouse and the Motorcycle :D
Blackbat2: OOH!! OOH!!! We can do Masamune Shirow style Mouse and the Motorcycle hentai!
Blackbat2: GIANT MOIST MOTORYCLE MECHS
Blackbat2: With kyoot little mice that eat cheese! :D
segaholic2: You guys have so many issues
Blackbat2: I know. Ain't it great? XD
segaholic2: Absolutely not!
segaholic2: Now post it on the forum!
AND SO WE DID!