Holy War

Because death would've been too merciful.

Do you eat ketchup on your hot dogs?

Sir, I should slap you for suggesting such a thing even in jest.
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Isn't that illegal? Because it damn well should be.
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I would sooner snort one whole. Through my eye.
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Actually, I do. And also semen.
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I can only do 3 at most. 5 is a lot.

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It depends on what kind of wiener you're talking about. It takes at least 4 or 5 dinky, store-bought Oscar Mayer weenies to make a meal, but a proper, textbook, fat, greasy, wonderful, death-in-a-pig-butt gas station hot dog - just 2 will make you want to crawl under a rock, poop, and die.

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Yami CJMErl wrote:
Arcade wrote:PS: We are talking about JUNK food, whats the point?
Your mom.
So... ya wanna see my mom? Anybody gotta flashlight and a couple of shovels?
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Green Gibbon! wrote:It depends on what kind of wiener you're talking about. It takes at least 4 or 5 dinky, store-bought Oscar Mayer weenies to make a meal, but a proper, textbook, fat, greasy, wonderful, death-in-a-pig-butt gas station hot dog - just 2 will make you want to crawl under a rock, poop, and die.
You mean the rotating ones that have been aged to perfection?

I am talking about mid-sized wieners. Not the tiny cheap ones, but the plump BBQ style ones. They are slightly longer and significantly thicker, but not to be considered 'jumbo'.

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Gross. It does not go on sliced bread like that.

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Hey, I like to have healthy wheat bread with my pig intestines, okay? Don't judge me.

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Are there not wheat hot dog buns? Granted I've never seen any, but there shouldn't be any reason for whole wheat buns to not exist.

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There are whole wheat hotdog buns, yes. And I already pointed out that you can get them normally without rectal-related stuff in them.

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Delphine wrote:Image
This is the most ghetto dog I've ever seen. For shame.

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Really, if you're not going to eat more than one, you may as well be eating some other food.

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Baba, if you were paying ANY attention you would see a hint of another hot dog in the top right hand corner of the picture.

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Here's a recipe: Cut two hot dogs in half lengthwise, and put them between two slices of toast with melted cheese. It's the most divine thing on Earth until cardic arrest sets in.

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Delphine wrote:Baba, if you were paying ANY attention you would see a hint of another hot dog in the top right hand corner of the picture.
So there is. I admit defeat.

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Wombatwarlord777 wrote:Here's a recipe: Cut two hot dogs in half lengthwise, and put them between two slices of toast with melted cheese. It's the most divine thing on Earth until cardic arrest sets in.
No, cardic arrest sets in with huge chocolate cakes...

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A little bit of cocoa is actually good for your heart, you know.

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A hotdog-cheese sandwich, a big glass of Coke, and a big, fat slab of chocolate cake... Sounds like a meal to die for! Please pardon the awful pun...

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huge chocolate cakes are a bit more that just a bit of cocoa....

is like drinking a bottle of wine everyday because you heard a glass of wine a day is good for your health...

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Actually, they do say that a glass of wine a day is good for you.

Wow, deja vu!

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I've eaten ketchup on everything including hot dogs since I was maybe four or five.

Coincidentally, I've eaten semen since twelve.

*resists making a semen/hot dog joke*

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What.

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J.C.14 wrote:Coincidentally, I've eaten semen since twelve.

*resists making a semen/hot dog joke*
...?

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Heh.

Semen.

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I am interested and you can PM me, FYI.

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Re: Holy War

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NO!!! IT'S A TRAP!!!

Heh, this topic has become amusingly awkward...

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