Holy War

Because death would've been too merciful.

Do you eat ketchup on your hot dogs?

Sir, I should slap you for suggesting such a thing even in jest.
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35%
Isn't that illegal? Because it damn well should be.
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19%
I would sooner snort one whole. Through my eye.
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6%
Actually, I do. And also semen.
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39%
 
Total votes: 31

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Post by Green Gibbon! »

A hot dog is like a canvas for condiments. Except for one, which has absolutely no business on or anywhere near a proper, God-fearing frank.

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Mustard. Or honey mustard. Or chili.

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Of course I don't have ketchup on my hot dogs.

I have tomato sauce.

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I feel this poll is somewhat bias.

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Post by j-man »

I have everything. Ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, cheese sauce, bacon, honey mustard if they got it, fucking pickles, jalapenos, chili sauce... and so on.

Nothing wrong with ketchup. I will admit that it pales in comparison to HP brown sauce.

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Post by Isuka »

@Question: yeah, I do. Take that, you monkey!

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Everyone who votes yes to ketchup is being banned.

Just so you know.


Not that I dislike ketchup, mind - it's just a matter of mathematical fact that it doesn't belong on a hot dog in any capacity.

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But ketchup can make anything taste delicious... If you can soak brussel sprouts in ketchup and make them taste good, then surely the condiment has a place on hog-entrail logs.

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There is no room for argument on this point. The very notion of ketchup on a hot dog goes against the fabric of space-time. There are mathematical proofs that will verify this.

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I feel the same way about mayonnaise on sandwiches. It's an unfortunate position to be in.

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I put cheese on my hot dogs. Especially if it's a Chili Dog.

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No, I use catsup.

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I've never eaten a hot dog.

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I put ketchup on vegetarian hot dogs, and also mustard.

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Bo wrote:I put ketchup on vegetarian hot dogs, and also mustard.
Ditto.

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I usually just put ketchup on mine. I like them with chili and cheese too.

I hate mustard and relish though.

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How do you make a vegetarian hot dog?

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First, you kill a vegetarian...

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So THAT'S why they vaguely taste of headbands and hemp...

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I'm not a big fan of hot dogs in general. I always seem to regret eating one about 7/8ths of the way through.

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I usually begin to regret it on my 4th or 5th.

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I like Mustard on it...

PS: We are talking about JUNK food, whats the point?

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Arcade wrote:PS: We are talking about JUNK food, whats the point?
Your mom.

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Segaholic2 wrote:I usually begin to regret it on my 4th or 5th.
I'm talking fractions; are you talking multiple hot dogs? If so, then you are a braver man than I.

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Holic likes his wieners.

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