GHZ Art Contest - Worst Art

[Remix]

I voted for Ngangbius.

What horror. He even depicted Sonic discharging explosive diarrhea.

[cjmcray]

Incidentally, does cjmcray's make anyone else think of Ren and Stimpy?

Yay! That's' what I was trying to make it look like. =)

[DackAttac]

What horror. He even depicted Sonic discharging explosive diarrhea.

Now, here's where I'm confused. Is there blood in said diarrhea, or is it simply the blood from his multiple genital punctures landing atop the knoll of feces?

[Ngangbius]

It's supposed to be blood in the diarrhea--and I can't believe I actually answered that.

And to Remix, I'm a she. :p

Smile. I didn't want to vote for anyone that fell back on the furry. Not that many people fell back on it. Actually, most of the disgusting pictures are too good for me to think of them as the worst. I considered Opa-Opa's as well, but the story element of Smile's is enough of an extra to put it on top.

For me, I always thought the worst of fanart was whenever rule 34 was initiated in the piece--especially from a childhood favorite series. For example, while a 20 year old drawing Calvin and Hobbes with the same proficiency as a 5 year old is hilariously bad, it can't be as memory-raping as a picture of Calvin furry/plush-fucking Hobbes in his ass--especially if it is more on-model to Watterson's designs. :X

[Opa-Opa]

picture of Calvin furry/plush-fucking Hobbes in his ass

Why do you have to go and say stuff like this? I never EVER had even considered such idea, and now it's just stuck in my mind. Dammit!

[Esrever]

I voted for Silv. The concept is disturbing enough on it's own, but the absolutely awesome facial expressions are what really makes the drawing.

Crazy Penguin's was a close second. Please don't ask me about the level select, OK? I can't help but think of how sad that hedgehog's life would be. It's like giving a human child a name like Clark Kent.

[Segaholic2]

It's like giving a human child a name like Clark Kent.

Or, in the case of Nicolas Cage's son, Kal-El.

[Senbei]

I once met a man named Kent Clark. We ended up talking about Batman, oddly enough.

[Segaholic2]

Is your name Wayne Bruce?

[Senbei]

Dick Grayson, actually. Although, it only occurs to me now that that might have had something to do with it...

[Segaholic2]

Dick Grayson, actually. Although, it only occurs to me now that that might have had something to do with it...

Wait, really?

[Senbei]

No.

[Yami CJMErl]

I voted Crazy Penguin. It was just too cute and n00bish at the same time.

[Opa-Opa]

I AM DANG EVIL!!!

Yeah. That one finally won me. I was really tied up between Ngangbius' horror and big_smile's sillyness, but the fact that it's written SHAODW is just priceless.

G.Silver's kinda made me think too, because even tho there's 3 penises in it, it's very well drawn. I love the colors. And the fact that their pricks are colored too just makes everything funnier.

[G.Silver]

nd the fact that their pricks are colored too just makes everything funnier.

Initially I was going to just color them all solidly in whatever their main color was, like a grungy low-budget cartoon, but it just didn't look right.

Even though Smile's wasn't my favorite, I'm still going to be promising people eggs for weeks to come.

[Opa-Opa]

Hahahahah, not only their pricks but also their semen! And to think that you make videogames for handicapped children, shame on you!

[Opa-Opa]

69 total votes!

[Sammybeany]

It was more difficult to decide which entry was worthy of my vote for this contest than it was with the "real" one. I went with Dark Prime; partly because something about Sonic's expression cracks me up, and partly because I'm fairly certain nobody else is going to vote for him, so my vote is basically neutral that way.

I kind of hope Ngangbius wins. I really had no clue she had that sort of vile corruption deep inside her. You guys bring out the best in people, clearly.

[Ngangbius]

Well if you wanted me to win, how come you didn't vote for me dude?!

[j-man]

Oh my God.

And I don't have to be be nice to you anymore because this isn't the fucking Pansy HQ, so WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE GET OUT OF MY FORUM

[Delphine]

Okay, honey, we get it. You can put it away now.

[Radrappy]

Oh my God.

And I don't have to be be nice to you anymore because this isn't the fucking Pansy HQ, so WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE GET OUT OF MY FORUM

I thought that this was what these contests were for. Filling the forums with as many new members as possible. Aren't you happy?

[aso]

I was originally deadset on G.Silv, but damn if Ngangibus didn't change my mind.

[j-man]

I thought that this was what these contests were for. Filling the forums with as many new members as possible. Aren't you happy?

No, I like the GHZ for the whole insular elitist community thing. I abhor change. Keep these noobs out and firmly in forums that actually use the term "Hyper Shadow" in complete innocence, consider sprite recolours as a viable and creative expression, and/or write fanfics based on, of all things, the Archieverse.

Unless they're cool.

But certainly not Harley. Dear Lord, no. If you guys had spent time at that...MoFo...you'd probably understand what I mean. My days there were forever scarred by her obsession with writing obscene fiction hellbent on taking the characters we've invested our videogaming faith in over the years and making them fuck each other with tentacles and things. Also, she ain't pretty.

Considering I am free of all that "under 13 lol" shit from cheezyBoard, I can and will be as spiteful as possible. This is, after all, the internets. GTFO.

[DarkPrime]

I went with Dark Prime; partly because something about Sonic's expression cracks me up,

This made me .

and partly because I'm fairly certain nobody else is going to vote for him, so my vote is basically neutral that way.

But this made me .