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GHZ Art Contest - Worst Art

Because death would've been too merciful.
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Whose art is worst?

Poll ended at Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:15 am

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18
18%
Brazilian Cara
2
2%
cjmcray
1
1%
Crazy Penguin
4
4%
DarkPrime
3
3%
Forza Johnman
3
3%
G.Silver
10
10%
Jamie Lee
0
No votes
KitsuneDarkStalker
4
4%
Kogen
24
24%
Leedz
11
11%
Locit
2
2%
Ngangbius
17
17%
Opa-Opa
1
1%
 
Total votes : 100

Postby Zeta » Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:11 pm

It's not a sack of Gibbon's shaved pubic hair, is it?
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Postby Shadow Hog » Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:25 pm

I dunno, perhaps it's an invitation to some event, which, upon attending, turns out to be you, trapped inside a cage, strapped tight to a chair, while some hot chick gets naked in front of you and flaunts her pelvic region in your face, getting all "you can't have this!" on you and stuff.

I'd say it's Popcorn's mom, but that joke seems to have died out a while ago. Like, well before I signed up here. Whatever happened to that one, it just become unfunny or something?
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Postby Locit » Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:25 pm

Basically, Pop posted a picture of his mother and sister on the site and we all got a little uncomfortable.

And Zeta, it is far worse, I assure you.
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Postby Delphine » Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:46 pm

Zeta wrote:It's not a sack of Gibbon's shaved pubic hair, is it?

Oh, come on. You know he can't do that. He has a contract with Kraft Foods. All of his pubic hair goes to them.
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Postby j-man » Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:40 am

I'm sure he's got enough to spare. I don't often make the judgement, but just looking at GG!'s picture I assume him to be a massively hairy individual.

See, now I'm curious. On a scale of Olympic Swimmer to Bigfoot, how would you rate yourself? And no, I don't mean in your trouser region.
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Postby cjmcray » Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:25 pm

Are we ever gonna know what the worst prize is? I have an idea of what it is, (actually i've had this idea since the contest was announced) but I won't say what it is until I find out for sure..
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Postby Segaholic2 » Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:40 pm

Hopefully Kogen gets it soon and takes a picture of himself with it.
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Postby Zeta » Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:51 pm

Is it a dildo? Because if it was, I kind of wish I had entered.
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Postby Delphine » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:59 pm

That would be better than the actual prize.
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Postby WW » Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:06 pm

Is the prize a dead puppy?
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Postby Locit » Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:17 pm

That would be better than the actual prize.
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Postby cjmcray » Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:42 pm

Is the prize

Sonic 360? Shadow?

Degrassi: Top 40 'So-Don't-Go-There' moments DVD?

(seriously, that last thing is a real show. I came across it while flipping channels today.)
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Postby Shadow Hog » Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:13 pm

It's obviously GG!'s severed second phallus.
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Postby FlashTHD » Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:22 pm

A pipe bomb? Sack of stolen cash with a dye pack waiting to go off? Ebola virus?

Ok i'll stop myself there.
Shadow?

That's already one of the runner-up prizes for best art. Yeah.
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Postby Kogen » Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:38 pm

For anyone wondering what it was, it's Sonic Genesis(golly gosh!). I really had my hopes up that it'd be a puppy-shaped dildo made with GG's pubes that would explode in my face, thanks a lot guys...

Also the note was really sweet Segagholic2. :wink:
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Postby Light Speed » Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:50 pm

Sounds hot, what'd the note say?
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Postby Kogen » Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:55 pm

"Hope you don't already own this, but if you do then tough shit. Congratulations, I guess. The happy folks at The GHZ *Segaholic's signature*"

As you can see, it really speaks to the heart.
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Postby Ngangbius » Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:27 am

Wow! That is a shitty prize, and GG! pubes really would have been better.

So congrats, again?
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Postby Brazillian Cara » Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:26 am

Well, he can always sell it to a kid (if he didn't already).
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Postby Locit » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:01 am

If he wants to get arrested for molesting a minor.
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Postby gr4yJ4Y » Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:19 pm

With his mind.
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Postby Opa-Opa » Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:45 pm

That's just plain wrong.
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Postby ChaosAngelZero » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:39 am

Ough... I'd rather have monkey barf and frog shit all conveniently mixed than that one... at least you can sell it on eBay and people would buy it at a higher price (or at least actually buy it).
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Postby G.Silver » Tue May 01, 2007 12:13 am

Those guys at Something Awful totally trounced us.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy- ... php?page=1
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Postby Pepperidge » Tue May 01, 2007 12:33 am

So Dave Bulmer makes a submission to Something Awful, but not US?
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