GHZ Art Contest - Worst Art

Because death would've been too merciful.

Whose art is worst?

Poll ended at Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:15 am

big_smile
18
18%
Brazilian Cara
2
2%
cjmcray
1
1%
Crazy Penguin
4
4%
DarkPrime
3
3%
Forza Johnman
3
3%
G.Silver
10
10%
Jamie Lee
0
No votes
KitsuneDarkStalker
4
4%
Kogen
24
24%
Leedz
11
11%
Locit
2
2%
Ngangbius
17
17%
Opa-Opa
1
1%
 
Total votes: 100

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Post by OSM »

Dark Prime. Oh my god.

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Post by Sam(downsyndrome) »

I voted Kogen because he's like.. yeah he's just a cockball

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Why isn't big_smile winning? C'mon guys! Evil Shaodw Next-Gen will be the best game ever!

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How come I'm not winning? I mean, I drew damned furry art that is loaded with several fetishes that made me want to weep and bash my brains out at one point. XD

Most of the entries here I find to be too funny to be considered as "the worst art". I mean, I was chuckling over Evil Shaodw and "I am DANG DANG EVIL"

But ah well, even if I don't win I'm still curious about the mystery prize. Whoever wins, needs to reveal what it is.

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Post by FlashTHD »

Tough pick between Penguin, cray, and Kogen, but I went with CP. It's cute, random, and has the right looks for the title. The rest of the lot are either drawn too well (otherwise I woulda voted Forza - lord that's a riot of a totem pole), tried a bit too hard, or are too...uh...eww, putting it mildly.

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Ngangbius wrote:How come I'm not winning? I mean, I drew damned furry art that is loaded with several fetishes that made me want to weep and bash my brains out at one point. XD
That too!

Erg. I don't even like to think about it.

All I meant is that, in my opinion, Kogen shouldn't be winning. Even though it IS horrid, some are horrid-er.

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I voted Cara because -- why the hell not?

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Post by Brazillian Cara »

Well, maybe because most of the other stuff are much worse to look at- mine's pretty tame.

... I mean... thanks, chica!

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I also liked Cara's, so my vote goes to his drawing.

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Post by Deckman »

Why the hell would you vote for it if you liked it?

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Post by Opa-Opa »

People. Let's vote for Ngangbius or big_smile. Pleeeease?

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Post by Kogen »

How about the voting is absolutely fine and you shut your whiney cockhole of a mouth!!!

And yes, three exclamation marks makes the statement more powerful to the senses.

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No. Everyone vote for Kogen.

I mean, cocks are nice and all, and Forza's entry was pretty funny as well, but Kogen's is the only one that, like, really made me laugh. It's the tragic tale of a man who may never reach orgasm. It speaks volumes. It has substance!

Oh, and Big_Smile's entry wasn't that funny, people. Certainly terrible, but not titter-worthy after the second panel or so.

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Kogen wrote:How about the voting is absolutely fine and you shut your whiney cockhole of a mouth!!!

And yes, three exclamation marks makes the statement more powerful to the senses.
Wow. Sorry for defending my picks.

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Post by Kogen »

I was just joking there, not actually being seriously mad about a poll devoted to terrible art to win a joke prize on the internet. Still though what you said is heresy but apology accepted, my underling.

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*just... laughs* Oh my god. I can't believe my dumbass MS Paint doodle has 11 votes. My luck it was just my mom making multiple accounts to vote for me. XD

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Kogen wrote:I was just joking there.
Ok. I admit, your art IS hideous. Sonic's little eyes and arms, so low, that they remind me of some chernobyl deformity of some sort.

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Opa-Opa wrote:People. Let's vote for cjmcray. Pleeeease?
fixed.

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Post by Persona-sama »

Man, how come Big Smile didn't win?

Big Smile, here's some <3 for all the awesome updates you do, unlike certain Gibbons who update once an apocalypse.

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Post by Opa-Opa »

cjmcray wrote:
Opa-Opa wrote:People. Let's vote for cjmcray. Pleeeease?
fixed.
Of course. That's what I meant.

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Kogen won, huh?

Heeheehee.

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That sounds like an ominous giggle.

Anyway congrats, Kogen. Hope you enjoy your prize!

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Post by Shadow Hog »

...whatever the hell it is.

I mean, somebody hypothesized that it'd be <i>StH2K6</i>, but honestly, anything's fair game. Maybe it's the CD-i <i>Zelda</i> games... I dunno.

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Post by WW »

I can't wait to bomb some Dodongoes!

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That'd be hilariously awesome if it was the prize. Lucky dickens.

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I know what it is, but I'm not telling.
(It's terrible)

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